Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Oh Vicky. Most people who were bullied had revenge fantasies of getting our own back on those who made our lives hell in school. The difference is reasonable people don't hold on to it forever and consider contacting them in order to gloat that they were wrong.
Kudos to those who told her she was a munchie in the early days. If only she had listened.

 

[Spunt]

"Hi, it's Victor."
"Who?"
"Victor, bigot, you might have remembered me as Ana at school?"
"Oh, er, sure."
"Well guess what?"
"What?"
"Well guess what. I'm homeless now, I have no friends, I can't get even close to completing my undergrad at 27, I don't speak to my family, and I spend my time spouting social justice buzzwords I don't understand on Twitter. I haven't bathed since the Biden administration, I keep pretending to have diseases I clearly don't have then forgetting about them, and now I am in PALLIATIVE CARE! Hah! Bet you regret calling me names, huh!?"
"Er..."
"So what have YOU done, huh? I bet you don't even have EDS!"
"I'm married with three children and I have a couple of million in the bank. I'm about to buy a helicopter."
"LOSER!!"

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Hah! Bet you regret calling me names, huh!?"
"Er..."

"Errr, haha, yes I guess I do regret doing that haha"
*googles how do I 5150 someone*

 

[AfghanBlue]

m pretty entertained by her fantasy of calling up all her high school friends-turned-enemies and asking them to amuse her. She and those peers are 27 years old. The former friends are not dwelling on high school slights. They've finished college, gotten graduate degrees, entered the workforce, dated, had their hearts broken, married, entered the real estate market, gone on vacations, made new friends, had children, taken up new hobbies, moved abroad, on and on. Vicki is so self-centered and has such arrested development that she can only picture those people exactly as they were when she knew them in high school. These people will have neither the time nor the inclination to babysit a failure to launch that they knew a decade ago

Oh ma gaw

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LOL. The wise sage (to as yet un-outreached entities)


Thankfully people immediately shot the OP down

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Kek suck it, im nearly 37 and I got IDd last week. AND in the UK it's 18 to buy drink
Shouldna trashed ur genes.

Every time she talks about alcohol! Open container laws be damned! It reminds me of like.. Martin from the Simpsons.

 

[hey god it's me again]

Every time she talks about alcohol!

Huh. Does anyone else think she's been talking about alcohol more often than usual? Ever since she made that joke about being an alcoholic, I had a feeling something was up, but it might be just me. I don't believe for a single second that she's drinking because the Knicks won, LOL.

Also, she's going to the store physically? Not ordering stuff anymore? What next, a shower?!

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

What next, a shower?!

Yes, and then apologizing to her parents while we're at it

 

[Lizard With a Stupid Hat]

Huh. Does anyone else think she's been talking about alcohol more often than usual? Ever since she made that joke about being an alcoholic, I had a feeling something was up, but it might be just me. I don't believe for a single second that she's drinking because the Knicks won, LOL.

Also, she's going to the store physically? Not ordering stuff anymore? What next, a shower?!

Those two bits might be related. I know some of the apps like doordash advertise booze delivery now but I've never done it and I assume it's another excuse for big tech to get a scan of your driver's license/ID.

If Vicky either can't get it delivered to her area, has an issue with the way ID is checked/stored, or is one of those spergs who orders everything with stupidly detailed drop-off instructions, she'd have to venture out for booze, and if she's drinking regularly restocking might compel her out of the mayo cave.

Maybe I'm reading too much into nothing, maybe she's giving up on munching for drugs and switching to something she can roll on over to whenever she wants. Seems more likely to me than her randomly wanting to go out and do more stuff on her own at this point lol.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Huh. Does anyone else think she's been talking about alcohol more often than usual? Ever since she made that joke about being an alcoholic, I had a feeling something was up, but it might be just me. I don't believe for a single second that she's drinking because the Knicks won, LOL.

Also, she's going to the store physically? Not ordering stuff anymore? What next, a shower?!

Vicky will consider serious alcoholism /sUbsTaNcE ABuSe DiSoRdEr - much like she considers an asthma attack comorbid with being fat and in a huff, to be Literally Dying - as her having a casual drink a few times a week.

Trying to cultivate a Tragique drinking problem in amongst the street party atmos NYC pomp summer, is a hell of gymnastic leap tbh.

 

[Sperghetti]

Huh. Does anyone else think she's been talking about alcohol more often than usual? Ever since she made that joke about being an alcoholic, I had a feeling something was up, but it might be just me. I don't believe for a single second that she's drinking because the Knicks won, LOL.

Also, she's going to the store physically? Not ordering stuff anymore? What next, a shower?!

It feels like the same way she talks about sex. "Look at me, I'm an adult doing mature things like drinking and having sex!" It only succeeds in making her sound more like the teenager she mentally is.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Huh. Does anyone else think she's been talking about alcohol more often than usual? Ever since she made that joke about being an alcoholic, I had a feeling something was up, but it might be just me. I don't believe for a single second that she's drinking because the Knicks won, LOL.

I can't wait for her to start tweeting about liver failure.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

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Kek suck it, im nearly 37 and I got IDd last week. AND in the UK it's 18 to buy drink
Shouldna trashed ur genes.

Every time she talks about alcohol! Open container laws be damned! It reminds me of like.. Martin from the Simpsons.

I’ve been fortunate enough not to encounter the term “lowkirkly” until now. Urban dictionary says it’s a mashup of lowkey and Charlie Kirk that just means “lowkey” which… okay? So it has nothing to do with CK and is just a way for the most insufferable posters to continue to tee-hee about his death? There’s also “lowkirkenuinely” and other such nonsense. Urban Dictionary ascribes some of these as being “tributes” to Kirk but considering Vicky and her ilk using them, seems not? I can’t get a grasp on this zoomer brainrot, I just think it’s pathetic that Vicky always has to use the latest, most smug-edgy buzzwords to show what a cool 27 year old kid she is.

 

[hey god it's me again]

whatever

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Oh I can believe that she's constantly chewing

 

[Uncle Roger]

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whatever

Actual mouth breathing retard behavior.

Do you think she peppers that in with the ascending/descending moans?

 

[Muskcarpone]

Icky Vicky in public: "*smack* *smack* *smack* *moan* torrrrrr... turrrre... *chew* *smack* *chew* "


And yet, all we do is laugh at her. We should be ashamed of ourselves...

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

It's hilarious how the things these retards claim are stims are just really shitty public behaviours that they explain away with the tard shield.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

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whatever

I have never truly hated her until now.

 

[Ass Dan]

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Ew. Of course she picks the most intolerable noisemaking behavior as a "stim."

 

[hey god it's me again]

Yeah. When I look at someone who has a condition where they make random noise and movements I won't give it a second thought. Maybe a little annoyed if it inconveniences me but I can move somewhere else. When I see Vicky tweeting that she's gurgling and flapping about pretending she's handicapped, I get overwhelmed with the urge to call her a retard.

Remember in 2024 she really latched onto autism, where she was really big on AAC and the flapping stim.



She was genuinely pretending to be a retard at one point, and I mean that in the clinical sense of the word. What the fuck was this shit



ETA



OK.

 

[vlcsr]

Do you guys think she actually does any of this annoying, embarrassing shit in public or just saves it for the internet and the hospital?