📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[HalTurner]

If they're thinking about it it's time to just leave (get out).

Wow. A reference to a 2004 one hit wonder I don't think I've heard since 2004, of all places to be too lmao. Now I need to find the perfect opportunity to drop some Steal my Sunshine lyrics.

Men who are willing to fuck troons and "femboys" are overwhelmingly white

Id personally disagree on this one. I see so so fucking many latinos when people post the HSTS ones on here that are dating them. Not too many black dudes but that could be kinda like how it's white trash women who go for black dudes, maybe only white trash troons go for them. Although white trash troons tend to be AGP like Ana Valens with his famous mullet and fat gut revealed pic.

Funnily enough Im typing up comical drama for the other tranny board involving one HSTS troon name puppygirlw who's boyfriend is a mexican. He keeps crossdressing for "funny" tiktok's and other trannys are telling puppygirlw this isn't him doing it to be funny, it's him volunteering because he's AGP and hiding it.
This is just my vibe anyways.

Ive mentioned this before but trans-attracted men tend to be pedo adjacent because HSTS who take care of their appearance tend to look like young boys.

Hrm yeah I never considered this but if so it would go for gays who date twinks too. The twink is designed to be as young looking as possible. HSTS trannies being twinks who go further and get tits.

would you fuck a tranny for ten thousand dollars

If you had said like a million, I'd imagine you'd get a few folks considering it. But for 10k? Fuck no. The very idea of putting your dick in someone like Ana Valens as mentioned above is extremely disturbing. I can't even say imagine the smell without wrinkling my nose IRL.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

Fashion question from a pooner. 8)

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It's hard to fathom that someone that is a woman who has a beard but also dresses like a woman sometimes would actually give a shit what pronouns you called her. Clearly she's into the whole fucked up gender thing as a concept. I'd have to assume she's getting upset about pronouns for some of the most obvious performative reasons imaginable

 

[poggers]

I'd only fuck a tranny for 10 grand if it was with the contraption from Se7en

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Posted this on the sideshow thread but now that I think about it, it fits the title of this thread perfectly.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Posted this on the sideshow thread but now that I think about it, it fits the title of this thread perfectly.

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I had to look up WLW before realising it probably means 'women loving women'. The closest equivalent I can think of for men is the medical term 'men who have sex with men'.

I'll leave it to the readers to decide why the verbs describing these groups differ between the sexes.

 

[stupid frog]

I had to look up WLW before realising it probably means 'women loving women'. The closest equivalent I can think of for men is the medical term 'men who have sex with men'.

I'll leave it to the readers to decide why the verbs describing these groups differ between the sexes.

No, they use MLM. The pooners do, anyway.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

No, they use MLM. The pooners do, anyway.

I have never, ever, in all my born days, heard or read a gay man describe himself as an MLM.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I have never, ever, in all my born days, heard or read a gay man describe himself as an MLM.

Well yeah, because MLMs are a woman thing.
Anyway I thought WLW is mostly used to let lesbians know that bisexuals could be here.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

No, they use MLM. The pooners do, anyway.

This is an effect of the pooner population being dominated by yaoi casualties.
Public health workers use(d?) "MSM".

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

would you fuck a tranny for ten thousand dollars

I'm certain I would fuck anyone here for 10k. Children and Chris Chan excluded. I do not trust that latter to douche even if I explained it step by step. I would need the viagra though, and I'm afraid Patrick Tomlinson's fat cheeks would prevent me from getting in.

The only difference to my dignity would be that I've fucked a tranny, and I've done worse for that amount of money.

personally disagree on this one. I see so so fucking many latinos when people post the HSTS ones on here that are dating them. Not too many black dudes but that could be kinda like how it's white trash women who go for black dudes, maybe only white trash troons go for them. Although white trash troons tend to be AGP like Ana Valens with his famous mullet and fat gut revealed pic.

We don't have Latinos here but I've basically never seen a nigger hit on me or do hono stuff with anyone else. White people? They will literally do whatever and in public too.

 

[Bees]

Don’t you forget.

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Do you mean that’s not actually Kelly Bundy? Nasty old man is skinwalking the girl he wanted to fuck back in 1988!

 

[The Gay Oboma Creature]

I find it sad just how many regular people don't clamp down on their partners who even just mention they're thinking of trooning out. Stamp it out. Put a red line they do not cross in the relationship (like stopping porn use entirely) before it's too late.

The issue is twofold here. The first problem is that this involves confronting someone you've already entrusted your life to, which is something that'd be difficult for most modern men, let alone women. The second problem is that guys who do things like this generally sit in liberal circles, and breaking up with your boyfriend/husband while simultaneously being "outed" as "transphobic" to all of your "friends" is a really, really rough prospect. Especially since all of the politics she's trusted up to this point tell her to tolerate it, and the incentives too. At that point, she's now a divorcee in her let's-be-optimistic-and-say-30's, with a crazy troon badmouthing her every way that he can, and she's got to navigate a field that's been picked clean of anyone desirable.

As rough as things are in the male dating market, I can have some sympathy for women here. The options are to age into a resentful empty egg carton meme or to figure out a way to invest her youth in a guy who is neither a cad aiming for an easy lay nor some variety of freak-in-waiting. If you don't have a pre-existing community that makes these things happen for you by promising to shun people who cheat, troon out, or initiate a midlife crisis divorce, the relationship game is a scary place.

 

[Paper Machete]

As rough as things are in the male dating market, I can have some sympathy for women here. The options are to age into a resentful empty egg carton meme or to figure out a way to invest her youth in a guy who is neither a cad aiming for an easy lay nor some variety of freak-in-waiting. If you don't have a pre-existing community that makes these things happen for you by promising to shun people who cheat, troon out, or initiate a midlife crisis divorce, the relationship game is a scary place.

See, I look at it differently. A lot of these relationships it was either short dating period when older where there were plenty of flags or someone they'd been with since they were young. I think it's as easier as it's ever been to filter out bad eggs once you know what to look for.

It's exactly because there is no shunning and what not for certain behaviors that the ones you know have made it cross the finish line without being weird, socially autistic spazzes is how you can be for sure they're normal!

Silver linings and all that.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Feeling guilty about not being anxious the proper way. Or some shit.

Feeling like my fears about guidance aren't valid as a passing transman

Hi everyone.

With the end of June only 2 weeks away and the EDM motion to block the guidance being dismissed so far, i'm feeling really intense anxiety and sadness and, honestly, anger and shame.

Unfortunately i'm also really struggling with guilt about those feelings as i'm a passing transman, so the likelihood of the guidance causing any practical problems for me is slim, apart from maybe in employment or if I end up in hospital. Day-to-day bathroom use shouldn't theoretically be a problem.

However the knowledge of that doesnt seem to shift the feelings I have. I hate feeling like im always looking over my shoulder and can never fully relax, and like im carrying this heavy secret where people would change their opinion of me if they knew. When I speak to my loved ones about being scared, the first response in an attempt to comfort me is to mention how no one will know and I can carry on as normal or I wont be arrested etc. but that's not really the point.

I also get the vibe that a lot of people who do support trans people usually are still reacting with pretty laidback apathy at this stuff. Because its transphobia layered nicely under a load of boring policy and they keep going on and on about DiGnIty aNd ReSpEcT in the media, its not coming across as dangerous to our lives as it really is. I wish there was more uproar within my left-wing circles.

Does anyone else feel this way? Any advice what I can say to these loved ones to explain why it still bothers me? Or what to say to allies who do mean well but don't see the alarming nature of all of this?

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

bisexuals could be here

 

[Synovial Relic]

The only difference to my dignity would be that I've fucked a tranny, and I've done worse for that amount of money.

No one said what you had to fuck them with, you could always use some object that would be funny for you and bad for them

 

[spagandhi]

MLM

All the tranny shit is a multi level marketing scam after all

 

[Dr. Butt]

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I don't want to talk to anyone who didn't immediately get that

 

[Syikeblade]

These pooner's are getting more interesting every day.

Spoiler: This is a long one

An ongoing list of things I want to experience if I were a real boy. (feel free to add your own)General (self.FTMventing)
submitted 1 day ago by us34n4me
I want to sneak out and fool around with girls.
I want a beat up truck.
I want to walk around at night.
I want to run from cops.
I want to get someone to buy me beer.
I want to swim in a river without my shirt.
I want my dad to take me fishing.
I want to play a sport.
I want to be an older brother.
I want to play shooter games and scream into the mic.
I want to make long-lasting friendships.
I want to be written off as another “asshole teenager.”
I want my dad to teach me to drive.
I want to take my shirt off and go for a run.
I want to go to the gym.
I want a deep voice.
I want a masculine face.
I want an adam’s apple.
I want the voice cracks that come with peuberty.
I want my dad to teach me about cars.
I want to be able to wear tight clothes.
I want old ladies to call me handsome.
I want to skateboard.
I want to wear my dad’s old flannels
I want to have had a Spiderman phase
I want to be able to look at my childhood photos
I want to listen to emo music after I got onto the roof of an abandoned building
I want to be a graffiti artist
I want my dad to take me hunting
I want my mom to still treat me like a little boy even when I’m grown up
I want to wear a suit at my wedding
I want to have a wedding
I want rough hands.
I want to be taller.
I want a thicker neck.
I want to be able to gain muscle.
I want to get angry without feeling guilty.
I want to steal my dad’s cigarettes.
I want to get high in a playground in the middle of the night.
I want to pee standing up.
I want to swim without a shirt on.
I want to make friends easily.
I want memories where I’m not worrying about how a look.
I want to kiss someone as a normal boy.
I want someone to love me like a normal boy.
I want to have been forced into a sport when I was younger.
I want to be admired.
I want someone to have a crush on me.
I want to play Mario Kart with 10 other boys.
I want to buy someone a drink.
I want to win a claw machine for someone else.
I want to make stupid jokes that people laugh at.
I want to not think about my body.
I want shorter eyelashes.
I want a girl to put makeup on me for a laugh.
I want to put on eyeliner and still feel like a boy.
I want an erection.
I want you to pierce my eyebrow at home.
I want my drivers license to have an M.
I want to sign my real name on documents.
I want to be called “sir” in public.
I want to dap up a random guy.
I want to talk to another man about the game.
I want to go to a sports bar and argue with an opposing team.
I want to rage bait my younger cousin.
I want to be a cool older cousin.
I want long hair without feeling disgusting.
I want to play the guitar.
I want to be an asshole and laugh about it with my friends.
I want to have a strong grip.
I want to be a terrible singer but be the lead in a play just because I’m a boy.
I want to get high under a bridge.
I want to walk around at night.
I want to comfortably talk with a stranger.
I want to wrestle with my friends.
I want to sit in a basement that smells like sweat with my friends.
I want to pour water over my head because I’m too hot.
I want to be messy.
I want to rough around with other boys.
I want to grab things from the too shelf for people.
I want to be volunteered for physical labor
I want to be picked when a teacher says they need a “strong boy”
I want to wear chunky rings.
I want my hands to be veiny.
I want a high libido.
I want to flirt with someone.
I want my grandma to force food down my throat.
I want to be confident.
I want to carry a lighter everywhere.
I want to start a bonfire.
I want to go camping with my dad.
I want to be in the boy-scouts
I want a friend who I’ve known since I was a toddler.
I want to mud-wrestle in the rain, and then get yelled at for making the house filthy.
I want to roughhouse.
I want to fix a car.
I want to wear a bandanna.
I want to have a jizz sock.
I want to be weird and unfiltered without being judged.
I want people to know my gender when they see me.
I want to get teased by my friends for being girly.
I want to build something.
I want to shower at a gym.
I want to brag about how much I can lift.
I want to take someone on a date.
I want to eat big portions without feeling guilty.
I want to grill.
I want my dad to teach me how to grill.
I want to eat a big steak.
I want to eat a brisket my dad helped me make.

Many of these things you can do as a woman but I guess they see it as inauthentic or something. And seems like she just wants to be able to get away with being a douchebag.

Also surprised at how many of them are lesbians now.

Spoiler: More losers

Effective_Rhubarb564They/Them 6 points 17 hours ago
What also blows is doing all the shit u wanna do anyways but because u don’t pass people just see u as a masculine lesbian. I got to do all the masculine dude shit I wanted because I felt entitled to it, but it pisses me off because people acted like it was easy and that it’s the same as being a cishet dude when it just fucking wasn’t. There is social differences between being a masc woman and a man and idk why the moment it comes to tmascs people turn off their brains and act like it’s impossible to comprehend.
Shit sucks.
Absolutely tragic we have to go to through a second puberty brother I hope peace of mind for u and let urself grieve as long as u need.

[–]thomas-2x 3 points 12 hours ago
I love myself, and I love my body. But lately I just really wish I could make love to my girlfriend without a prosthetic.

Due-Attention-7693 2 points 19 hours ago
I wish I could’ve been part of the mixed gender popular group in school.
(I’ve barely had friends my entire life and due to gender envy had issues being around guys who never prioritized me as a girl they deemed unattractive and boring)
I wish I could’ve gotten invited to hs parties and hooked up with girls and had a lot of dating experience.
I wish I had a romance with a girl who I meet at a roller skating or ice skating rink.
I wish I could’ve skated as a boy and played hockey as a kid.
I wish I had a vlog or prank YouTube channel with my friends.
I wish I could’ve played on boys sports teams and had a shot at going to the nba.
(If I was cis I would’ve been hella tall)
The experience of getting an erection around my crush and trying to hide it. And being able to get hard and be intimate in general.
I wish for a dl hook up experience as a cis dude
I wish I grew up cis so I’d have a group of guys to hang out with til this day, and for people’s impression of me from childhood to accurately reflect me.
(I often avoid anyone who knew me pre everything because I’m very disconnected from my past. I was insecure and confused at all times and no one accurately saw me. To this day I have zero friendships maintained throughout childhood as most were female friendships with people I hung out with somewhat out of convenience)

us34n4me 4 points 20 hours ago
I totally get your point, but I’m talking more about experiencing these things AS a cis man, and them happening naturally because I’m a guy rather than forcing them to happen because I wasn’t born as one. I mourn the teenage and childhood experiences I can’t have because I’m still transitioning— and even if I did do them, they wouldn’t feel the same since I don’t feel comfortable in my own skin.
Also, if you’re a cisgender man, what are you doing on an ftm venting subreddit…?


Mistletooth 1 point 5 hours ago
I wish i could’ve been a cool older brother. Instead I am the older brother but my younger brother was cis and ended up taller and bigger than me and went into the army. I never got to experience traditional masculine culture that way. I want to learn to go hunting, fix cars, wrestle and do sports with a guy group. I notice how much easier it is for cis men to get by in life and I wish I could have it easier too.

They have no idea how people function in real life due to a lack of proper social life and most likely autistim.

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[Sean Andalou]

They have no idea how people function in real life due to a lack of proper social life and most likely autistim.

Two of the items leaped out at me,

"I want to run from cops."
A stereotypical male activity???

"I want an erection."
Nope. Not even with your tits cut off + a rot dog.