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User Gaston LaNoir and his unhinged schizophrenic tard babble
Bad @slungus22 back in your box.
If you break containment again I don't know what's going to happen.
This is where We listen to @Gaston LaNoir sperg out, not you.
You're mixing my tards and I don't like it.
Shortly after talking to Elaine about my ex-girlfriend, Twitter accounts ostensibly belong to Elaine started promoting Rachel Siegel and Zoran Zoltanous.
I don't know why, but I never bothered to look deeper into Shandon Simpson AKA Zoran Zoltanous. He is the right hand man of Rachel Siegel and admits to having had sexual relations with a 15-year-old prostitute, unwittingly at first and voluntarily afterwards..
More on him in the Rachel Siegel Deep Dive which is required reading.
Heh. I just realized that I quite literally named the Jew.
I've had a few exchanges with this little kike's socks and lemme tell you, he wants me to think he's cool really, really bad. He communicates almost entirely in humblebrags. But it's like "Bro, stalking your girl's ex-boyfriend is the most insecure and beta shit a guy can do. Even if you weren't Jewish and even if you didn't look like that, the fact that we are even having this conversation is smoking gun evidence that you are not cool."
More connections.
Remember this guy Fabio Iannella? He was part of Kelly's previous friend group most of whom began to distance themselves from Kelly after her breakup with Jordan Hubert.
So I send Fabio a friend request. He accepts it the next morning. I guess he must recognize my name from back in the day.
I say this to him:
The dude immediately blocks me.
Now, if this were some fling, you’d expect him to be like “That girl? Gee, I always wondered whatever happened to her. What happened? How did she die?” But no. He accepted my friend request right away and then blocked me the minute I say the name Kelly Simmers.
Jordan, Jackie, Fabio. This was her previous friend group before All these people knew Kelly and they all knew each other…
Before I continue, a bit about Jackie Chen. Not everyone who does standup is trying to get famous. Some people do it for a hobby or because the enjoy the social aspects of being involved in a "scene"
Jackie particularly liked hosting open mics and I think she hosted multiple per week in New York. Kelly's previous friend group would converge at these mics. Bother Jordan Hubert (Kelly's ex-boyfriend) and Fabio Iannella (a guy Kelly was "sneaking around with" in 2010) were at various times co-hosts of Jackie Chen's open mics.
Interestingly, Jackie Chen is one of the few people from those days I have remained in constant contact with for the entire 15 years. She is a New York Republican which is a rarity so she continued engaging with my Facebook post after both of us had lost interest in standup.
Even with all of the above being true, I do not believe that Jackie is "in on it" or has been "gotten to". If she had been, I don't think she would have told me as much as she did.
So Jackie told me that this guy Fabio Iannella was "sneaking around" with Kelly in 2010. Jackie Chen said she knew about Kelly's apartment BECAUSE of Fabio. Fabio excepted my friend request and then blocked me when I asked him what he knew about Kelly Simmers.
OK, well that guy now lives in Boston.
Only a 40 minute drive away from where Steve Hassan practices,
So no actual evidence of any sort of connection, just living about an hour away. Also no evidence of any shading dealings, just your continued assertion that they had to be happening.
You know, maybe you'd have better luck if you focused on trying to prove one of your nonsense conspiracy theories at a time. Like finding evidence your dead ex isn't dead.
You know, maybe you'd have better luck if you focused on trying to prove one of your nonsense conspiracy theories at a time. Like finding evidence your dead ex isn't dead.
But for people just now tuning into the show who can't be bothered to read the whole damn thing from the beginning, here's the recap.
-On October 3 2023, Kelly posted this review. Google reviews does not show the exact date it was posted but I found it on a site called viningwatermelonday.
-Anyway, Kelly allegedly died on February 20 2024.
-Finding that review allowed me to find Kelly's Google Reviews and in January or February (doesn't matter) I took a screenshot of it.
Now, can we all agree that this screenshot was taken AFTER Kelly's death? If the ad was originally posted on October 3 2023 and the above screenshot says the ad was posted "a year ago", that means the screenshot was taken sometimes between October 3 2024 (because on October 2, it would have still said "11 months ago" and October 2 2025 (because after that it would say "two years ago").
Given that Kelly's fake death occurred February 20 2024 and that screenshot could have been taken no earlier than October 3, 2024, we can safely say the the screen was taken AFTER Kelly's fake death.
Oh but hey, look at this!.
OK, so after that first screenshot (WHICH WE ALL AGREE WAS TAKEN AFTER KELLY'S DEATH), someone logged into Kelly's Google Reviews.
There is a reason why they would want to edit that specific post but the explanation is like 1,000,000 Esoteric Kelly Simmerism levels and I don't feel like explaining it all right now. Like all things Kelly Simmers, it's a hell of a story but it is long.
In a way, it doesn't really matter much to me on whether or not Kelly is dead because even if Kelly WERE dead, it would still take a conspiracy to explain all known facts. Sure, I suppose it's theoretically possible that she is dead and someone is carrying out her deathbed wish to get revenge on me. It's possible that she is dead and her associates are stalking with me because I "know too much".
Sure, I can think of alternate theories that fit all known facts in which Kelly is dead but all of them boil down to "I have people fucking with me and they are fucking with me because I used to know this girl". Whether that person or persons fucking with me is my ex-girlfriend herself or someone else fucking with me because I used to know my ex-girlfriend, on a practical day-to-day level, that doesn't matter.
To me, on a gut level, the idea that someone is going through all this trouble to fuck with me on behalf of a woman that he is not having sex with and will never have sex with again because she is dead sounds more far fetched to me than my ex-girlfriend faking her death. She has a motive to fake her death (she was doxed as a pedo) and a motive to fuck with me (I'm the one who doxed her). That explanation her fewer moving parts.
OK, so after that first screenshot (WHICH WE ALL AGREE WAS TAKEN AFTER KELLY'S DEATH), someone logged into Kelly's Google Reviews.
There is a reason why they would want to edit that specific post but the explanation is like 1,000,000 Esoteric Kelly Simmerism levels and I don't feel like explaining it all right now. Like all things Kelly Simmers, it's a hell of a story but it is long.
In a way, it doesn't really matter much to me on whether or not Kelly is dead because even if Kelly WERE dead, it would still take a conspiracy to explain all known facts. Sure, I suppose it's theoretically possible that she is dead and someone is carrying out her deathbed wish to get revenge on me. It's possible that she is dead and her associates are stalking with me because I "know too much".
Sure, I can think of alternate theories that fit all known facts in which Kelly is dead but all of them boil down to "I have people fucking with me and they are fucking with me because I used to know this girl". Whether that person or persons fucking with me is my ex-girlfriend herself or someone else fucking with me because I used to know my ex-girlfriend, on a practical day-to-day level, that doesn't matter.
To me, on a gut level, the idea that someone is going through all this trouble to fuck with me on behalf of a woman that he is not having sex with and will never have sex with again because she is dead sounds more far fetched to me than my ex-girlfriend faking her death. She has a motive to fake her death (she was doxed as a pedo) and a motive to fuck with me (I'm the one who doxed her). That explanation her fewer moving parts.
Or, and here me out here, no one is messing with you but your own demented brain, Kelly posted the review, then made an edit to it before she died, and you just need to take those pesky meds. Stop waffling about long posts and just post your crazy shit. You won't be any less crazy but you will at least be more entertaining.
By the way, you Jews should really be ashamed of yourselves for forcing me to destroy this woman rather than doing the right thing of getting my obviously mentally ill stalker to stop stalking me. That woman is sitting in her bedroom right now contemplating putting a gun in her mouth because you kikes wanted to be clever.
It's too late. She literally ate the bullet. She had a bowl of cocoa crispies- you know, the cereal she loved the most,and the Jews left a shell inside that she didn't notice until she bit down. It ricocheted through her sinus cavity, and came out through her left nostril. They won't find it because it was made of ice and melted on the floor.
