DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

More like Gold Mega Greninja EX

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is this what pokemon cards look like? that's hideous. who designed this trash?
imagine going bankrupt for this

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

I just loved how much light and life you could see in his eyes leafing through binder page after binder page of outrageously priced child's toy cards compared to how dead eyed and sluggish he is playing vidya

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Also I wonder what made this sudden shift from digital cards to real ones, and why he chose Pokemon?

No joke, no exaggeration. It's because he saw Quarterpounder doing it. When he watched the Joon the King documentary on Jer his eyes lit up when he got to the part about 1/4# opening Pokemon card packs. He probably saw a great avenue to scam dents.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

This was brought up by Poems on Twitter and I honestly forgot about it, until he bought it up again.

Remember when Phil used to rant about how buying Pokémon cards is bad since it took it away from kids, which are the intended audience. Also, this gem: "Nobody should be paying scalpers for them since it keeps them in business." Pig meet kettle.

Rules for thee, none for ree.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Why is he popular in Thailand? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRYtt3LUKag

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I guess that's why Khet will never get her honeymoon to Japan. Besides his hatred of the Japanese for beating him in SF maybe he's self away enough to know about the gacha being worse there.

I thought it was because she couldn't fit into an airplane seat and that whaling is legal in Japan.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

He's playing the Switch remake of Pokemon Diamond, I fucking called it!
Also with the "cumulative pack openings" now, goals are officially back. Took longer than I expected but I knew he'd go back to the $50 goal tiers.

 

[GodModule]

Soon he's gonna be playing nothing but Pokemon games and TCG simulator just so he can open Pokemon packs

 

[strandedcastaway]

This is literally the new WWE Champions Arc, but with Pokemon. You love to see it.
I pray this keeps going for many months of Phil ripping into packs. Plus he's not
buying at MSRP. Scalpers are going to love this dented pig.

Waiting for the 3-hour stream where Phil explains how getting a second mortgage so he can buy Pokemon cards will save the business and that you're retarded if you don't understand, all while flexing his noodle arm into the camera every five minutes.

Fuck, considering his current mental state, it could be today...

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

So I got bored and entered Phil's name in wordware to see what it would come up with.

https://twitter.wordware.ai/darksydephil

It did not disappoint.

 

[SwiftBucks]

Why is he popular in Thailand? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRYtt3LUKag

Ladyboys are just waiting for his arrival in Bangkok, they know a mark when they see one

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Ladyboys are just waiting for his arrival in Bangkok, they know a mark when they see one

Gotta catch 'em all!

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

Gotta catch 'em all!

I know Phil loves cock but I don't think he'd be one of those degenerates that's into bug chasing.

 

[SwiftBucks]

I know Phil loves cock but I don't think he'd be one of those degenerates that's into bug chasing.

No the gacha aspect is finding one with a 10" cock. Drop rate on those is insane, they're super rare.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Gotta catch 'em all!

0:02

 

[Gay-Mexican Jeff Goldblum]

We need to convince Phil that he needs to open ultra rare sets like base set or fossil just ease the bankruptcy arc faster

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The only convincing Phil needs is tell him what the most expensive high roller Pokemon shit to buy is.

 

[MC Law]

We need to convince Phil that he needs to open ultra rare sets like base set or fossil just ease the bankruptcy arc faster

He will get there on his own

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Why does this render look like it's made of piss?

is this what pokemon cards look like? that's hideous. who designed this trash?
imagine going bankrupt for this

The real product looks a lot better BTW. It's just the scan that makes it look bad

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

We need to convince Phil that he needs to open ultra rare sets like base set or fossil just ease the bankruptcy arc faster

He can't file for another couple of years because there's a cooldown period between bankruptcies so if we get lucky he'll pile up even more debt then before.