DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SwiftBucks]

I honestly never saw this coming. I could not imagine a world where a middle aged man goes crazy for opening packs of cards

 

[Grandmas Cream Pie]

Has anyone informed Phil that real businesses have these things called customers? You don't have those Phil, you get donations. You are a charity.

 

[PD43]

Just had to take a look at PigPigGo and Jesus christ that phrase is climbing!

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I love PigPigGo The new META is finding direct phrases that Phil says every stream.
"What's up King Michael How you doing". 113 results.*

12 results for "Michael I'm glad" plus 9 results for "glad to hear you're enjoying King Michael" to finish off.

"what's up Jade good to see you" has 30 fucking results. That exact phrase verbatim.

Sometimes he'll mix it up but... man. It's not even about being a broken record. He has a script. He's always going through the motions. I can't believe this shit.

E: okay so I admit I fudged around a little with the King Michael greeting. nothing i could do.

E2: i did want to challenge myself to find a full aggressive begment. "Lets go" is kind of hard to predict where he'll fit it in. But I did like this one. Sorry for all the screenshots.

 

[SwiftBucks]

Has anyone informed Phil that real businesses have these things called customers? You don't have those Phil, you get donations. You are a charity.

To be completely fair he has less overhead than most charities and he does in fact provide charitable services: entertaining the retarded

 

[WardTrangler]

To be completely fair he has less overhead than most charities and he does in fact provide charitable services: entertaining the retarded

Occupying their time is not the same thing as entertaining them.

Pentecostal churches at least have some semblance of entertainment, Phil is silence, berating or begging.

 

[SwiftBucks]

Occupying their time is not the same thing as entertaining them.

Fine, fair point. He provides respite care services. Their minders can go have a wank and a coffee or whatever while DSP occupies their time for a few hours

 

[Coke Zero]

I honestly never saw this coming. I could not imagine a world where a middle aged man goes crazy for opening packs of cards

He doesnt even have the nostalgia excuse with pokemon, he didnt grow up with the series and never collected the cards as a kid. Modern pokemon, especially the cards, is basically nostalgia bait for millennials. This stuff should only be appealing to kids and adults who played it as a kid.

Phil losing his mind and obsessing over a kid's series he wasnt into as a kid is quickly approaching the creepy territory.

 

[SwiftBucks]

Phil losing his mind and obsessing over a kid's series he wasnt into as a kid is quickly approaching the creepy territory.

He's a total fiend for gacha. It's insane that he's still opening packs off stream. He really needs to go to Japan where everything is gacha-fied. I need to know which gacha will hook him. The konbini gundam cards? One Piece keychains? Cat figurines? Novelty musclemen standees??

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

How long before Phil tries to re-glue packs after putting all rares inside as some kind of proof to delude the audience (or himself) that these boxes are worth all the money he's spending and show how awesome he is getting all rares in one pack?

 

[MC Law]

This is literally the new WWE Champions Arc, but with Pokemon. You love to see it.
I pray this keeps going for many months of Phil ripping into packs. Plus he's not
buying at MSRP. Scalpers are going to love this dented pig.

Phil and Timbo are in a race to the next bankruptcy.

 

[Sog Dog]

Just had to take a look at PigPigGo and Jesus christ that phrase is climbing!

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Tips, let's go.

 

[spacko]

Has anyone informed Phil that real businesses have these things called customers? You don't have those Phil, you get donations. You are a charity.

i'm sorry you're going to have to rephrase this in the context of a sandwich shop

 

[Windy Moors]

"Cumulative contributions" goals are alllll the way back LMAO

It took 6 months for the Asmongoal shame to wear off, that podcast invite never came so fuck him, the goals are back baby!

'Member the video he released declaring the death of goals? I won't link it, but this was the title:

Special Update! EVERYTHING Has Changed!! Nov. 25, 2025
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Spoiler: AI Summary

DSPGaming's channel experiences a surge in popularity, prompting a discussion about the future of content. The creator re-evaluates long-standing stream practices, considering changes to viewer interaction and financial goals. A Black Friday marathon and a potential return to a beloved RPG are also discussed.

Edit: Changed wrong info.

 

[Telemeter]

I'm so happy we have a new addiction arc, WWEC became stale and too behind the scenes years ago.

Now we get to see him go unhinged on a new vice on camera, good times.

That second mortgage can't come fast enough.

 

[Professor Booster]

More like Gold Mega Greninja EX

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Why does this render look like it's made of piss?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

He's a total fiend for gacha. It's insane that he's still opening packs off stream. He really needs to go to Japan where everything is gacha-fied. I need to know which gacha will hook him. The konbini gundam cards? One Piece keychains? Cat figurines? Novelty musclemen standees??

I guess that's why Khet will never get her honeymoon to Japan. Besides his hatred of the Japanese for beating him in SF maybe he's self away enough to know about the gacha being worse there.

Also I wonder what made this sudden shift from digital cards to real ones, and why he chose Pokemon? I guess the 2nd answer is because his audience are full of retards who pay Phil $25 to name characters in the game, but I don't get why now Phil would decide to get physical cards that involve going to a store (or more accurately waiting for those detractor Amazon drivers who are always late). At least his WWEChampion cards don't take up half a closet and will just disappear one day, I can't wait to suddenly see more and more boxes stacked behind Phil as he complains about having no space in his ahhffice.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

I'm so happy we have a new addiction arc

this is why I HOPE he DID pull that greenigga card. that would put him knee deep into it.
I also find it ironic that this is a result of him "reacting" to the humbergering.

 

[TurboSwine]

He's a total fiend for gacha. It's insane that he's still opening packs off stream. He really needs to go to Japan where everything is gacha-fied. I need to know which gacha will hook him. The konbini gundam cards? One Piece keychains? Cat figurines? Novelty musclemen standees??

Maybe it'll be the sushi rotary gacha. Phil going and taking all the most expensive sushi, and stuffing his face thinking that the expensive plates will get you the better gacha.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

If his cheating in demon's souls is anything to go by, I guess he did open multiple boxes off streams and then in a rage after not pulling that greninja decided to buy it as a single to take a W on trolls.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

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meaningful content minus nearly 10 mins of empty chair

this season is so fucking good. love how he eats his greasy shit on the same surface he opens his precious cards with his gloves and sleeves and binders. so fucking kino

i never would have picked a 60 year old pokemon card junkie arc but here we are


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i would rather watch isis beheading videos than watch phil eat

Now I kinda want to see “DSP Tries It: Being Beheaded by ISIS”!