🍗 Deathfat Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[often puzzled]

All junk and even full sugared soda perfect for a diabetic.

I would argue that it's perfect for this diabetic, if you catch my drift.

In the fridge proper, I spy:

• bottle of a Taco Bell sauce (possibly mild sauce, going by an image search)
• Something in a bottle that seems to say "brown sugar"-- syrup?
• Multiple Mountain Dew flavors, including: Voltage (raspberry), Code Red, White Out-- all cans
• 2 liter bottle regular Mountain Dew
• Three bottles unidentified orange drink of some sort, not clear if it's soda or something else
• Two flat black boxes of something labeled "fully cooked" (bacon?)
• Great big tub of Blue Bonnet "butter" (vegetable oil spread)
• 2 gallon jug of milk
• Two more 2 liter bottles of soda (one may be another regular Mountain Dew, and the other is a dark cola)
• 16 fl oz bottle Dr. Pepper
• multiple bottles of an orange drink, seemingly Powerade or similar
• 2 or 3 bags of Kraft product, likely sliced cheese
• A yellow bag that says "Save"-- apparently a product from the "Always Save" brand. I see the a "--style," which, after a site search, makes me think it's either homestyle biscuits or homestyle waffles
• Many cans of Dr. Pepper in the vegetable crisper (lol), some possibly zero sugar, some possibly Creamy Coconut

In the door:

• tub of Daisy brand sour cream
• package of unidentified lunch meat, possibly bologna
• Lots of cans of regular Dr. Pepper
• 5-6 bottles of assorted condiments, no labels visible, at least a few already opened and used
• some bags with rolled-down tops, identifying details obscured
• a bag of Blue Diamond nuts, stored in the fridge-- I assume because of mice or bugs (which means those other rolled-down bags may be similar snack-type items)-- one of the unidentified bags is blue, and the word "ORIGINAL" is visible
• a green bag of [something] straws

In the freezer:

• 4 frozen meals in thin red boxes, labels not visible
• 1 frozen meal or other frozen product in a large red box
• a white tray covered in a plastic wrapper, probably a frozen meat (beef or something)
• a purple bag-- it has yellow lettering, but I can't quite make it out (it looks like "best 6 bean chickenburger," which is obviously wrong)
• a flat yellow tray in a plastic wrapper, also likely meat
• 5 flat red packages which likely also contain meat (something like bacon, maybe)
• Three flat black trays, not sure

Freezer door:

• "Menu del Sol" brand beef taquitos
• Jimmy Dean brand pancakes and sausage (paging @Jimmy Dean Bowl, we have some more white trash spending for you)
• Menu de Sol brand chicken taquitos
• Jimmy Dean Brand croissants

On top of fridge/freezer:

• 1 big mixed box of something, likely individual-size chips
• 2 12 packs of Dr. Pepper (12 oz cans)
• "Monster Energy Ultra Variety Pack," "Liberty" box design (available at Walmart, per google)
• 18 pack of 12 oz Mountain Dew cans, "America" assortment

Looking all that up gave me diabetes and hypertension. The fridge and freezer are jammed full, but there's not much there in the way of meals there-- it's all soda.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Bitch, learn to cook. At least Sammie tries.

Sammie 1, Kim 0

 

[General Zoider]

Anytime i open this thread I worry about the kids or to see if she kicked the bucket or just to question how she is still alive.

 

[a hapless toad]

• bottle of a Taco Bell sauce (possibly mild sauce, going by an image search)

Yes.

• Something in a bottle that seems to say "brown sugar"-- syrup?

Unsure if that's a bottle, might be a plastic stand-up resealable bag.

• Three bottles unidentified orange drink of some sort, not clear if it's soda or something else

More Powerade to go with the bottles below.

• Two flat black boxes of something labeled "fully cooked" (bacon?)

Yes, Hormel Black Label precooked bacon.

• Two more 2 liter bottles of soda (one may be another regular Mountain Dew, and the other is a dark cola)

The silver cap and label on the brown one makes me think either diet something or root beer.

• 2 or 3 bags of Kraft product, likely sliced cheese

Shredded cheese.

• package of unidentified lunch meat, possibly bologna

Definitely bologna.

• a green bag of [something] straws

These might be Veggie Straws, which tells me you're right about keeping stuff in the fridge because of bugs.

• a purple bag-- it has yellow lettering, but I can't quite make it out (it looks like "best 6 bean chickenburger," which is obviously wrong)

Beef and bean chimichangas, Tina's brand.

Oh and the four slim red boxes on the top shelf are most definitely Banquet frozen meals.

• a flat yellow tray in a plastic wrapper, also likely meat
• 5 flat red packages which likely also contain meat (something like bacon, maybe)
• Three flat black trays, not sure

IDK if all places do this, but in my experience yellow means chicken, pink means pork, and black is beef (blue is seafood).

Freezer door:

• Jimmy Dean Brand croissants

Croissant sandwiches, sausage, egg, and cheese.

On top of fridge/freezer:

• 1 big mixed box of something, likely individual-size chips

Yes, this one specifically:

 

[Mr. Bubba]

 

[FigSoda]

holy shit. She grocery shops like a toddler. No wonder her sons looked so malnourished.
I hope wherever they are now, they were introduced to what a fruit/vegetable is.

Would be a shame if she choked on her coconut Dr Pepper trying to wash down a rogue cockroach.

 

[TismFarmer]

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Please, dear, sweet, six pound, eight ounce baby Jesus. Let Sammie's latest crotch goblin have a penis. This is apparently hugely important to her and she's already convincing herself and those around her that it's a boy.

I'm sorry to hammer this so hard, but I've seen firsthand what happens when low-IQ asshats find out that their precious baby (whatever sex) is actually not the sex they wanted. It won't be good for that kid AND she will keep crapping out kids til she gets a boy. If this ankle-biter is a boy, she might chill for a bit on the baby front.

Also, Darnell has historically only made girls: Skylanta and his kid that they pretend isn't his. Not a huge sample, but I wouldn't be shocked if this new kid is a girl is my point. Citation: King Henry the XIII and varied studies - it's the man's sperm that determines sex, and some men seem to produce one sex more consistently. (Darnell please don't learn from King Henry and just keep trying for that sickly heir)..

Fun fact: Apparently Fighter pilots, Scuba Divers, and habitual Marijuana smokers are all more likely to father girls than boys.
If Sammie wants another son she'll have to convince ET to knock it off for 3 months or so....

Random sammie tiktoks from a few days ago.
1000005758.mp4

1000005759.mp4

Good on Sammie!
Moving her body, dancing with Skylander, she might not be losing weight, but moving more and keeping active is far better in the long term than rapid weight loss.
If you see this Sammie, Keep it up!

 

[McSneaks]

Idk Sammie is legit slow so part of me feels like this is the type those programs are actually for, as high functioning as she seems to be online I have to assume things are even more dim in real life. Could she work? Maybe. Would you want her putting your fries in the bag? Definitely no.

Yea, sorry, if you can manage to drive a car you can bag groceries or stand at the door and wave to people. Or sweep. I wouldn't want her bagging my fries no, but she doesn't live in a normal persons area she lives in a south ghetto with retards and blacks, I highly doubt the current fast food staff are motivated chefs either.

There's LITERAL mushbrained retards that can barely say their own name that work at grocery stores stocking shelves and shit fairly independently. And I'm talking legit Hills Have Eyes googlyeyed downies with caved in heads. If an actual factual retard can not only hold down a job but manage to show up consistently, I'm not hearing any "buts" for some fat stupid bitch that can figure out how to scam benefits, find drugs, and abuse hospitals. Hell Dalton basically is one of these retards and he can work, not to mention Sammie is at least 4 steps up the functioning ladder from Dim

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

In the fridge proper, I spy

This. This is the type of tism I come here for.
Honourable mention to @a hapless toad for further clarifying the contents of the horrorfridge, outstanding work from both of you.

 

[Evan]

Wow, that grocery haul.

For $200 you could get a stockpile of meats, cheeses, everyday staples, and pantry ingredients, then just top up with vegetables and fruits to create 2-3 weeks or more of delicious home cooked meals. Instead they bought a week's worth (for them, anyway) of soda and bullshit.

I hope her kids' social workers can see exactly how she's managed A-Z's nutritional needs in the past and will continue to do so in the future.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Yea, sorry, if you can manage to drive a car you can bag groceries or stand at the door and wave to people. Or sweep. I wouldn't want her bagging my fries no, but she doesn't live in a normal persons area she lives in a south ghetto with retards and blacks, I highly doubt the current fast food staff are motivated chefs either.

There's LITERAL mushbrained retards that can barely say their own name that work at grocery stores stocking shelves and shit fairly independently. And I'm talking legit Hills Have Eyes googlyeyed downies with caved in heads. If an actual factual retard can not only hold down a job but manage to show up consistently, I'm not hearing any "buts" for some fat stupid bitch that can figure out how to scam benefits, find drugs, and abuse hospitals. Hell Dalton basically is one of these retards and he can work, not to mention Sammie is at least 4 steps up the functioning ladder from Dim

She’d fit right in at Big Lots or Family Dollar

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There's LITERAL mushbrained retards that can barely say their own name that work at grocery stores stocking shelves and shit fairly independently.

Yeah I know of several such literal retards who nonetheless get their asses out of bed and fucking work to bring home a paycheck. One of them has three part-time jobs (including greeter at Publix, helping a caterer set up and break down events, and cleaning office buildings) and pays rent and bills on the house where he lives independently. This is a guy who wasn’t even able to attend a mainstream school like Sammie did.

Sammie and Kim just don’t want to work. They want to be given free money by working people, have everything done for them, and still bitch about how hard their lives are.

 

[Evan]

She’d fit right in at Big Lots or Family Dollar

Family Dollar would be a perfect fit for Sammie. I don't think I've ever been inside one that wasn't staffed by a big ghetto woman. It has been years since I've been in one, but with how rundown they all are and their....prime....locations, I suspect it hasn't changed.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Family Dollar would be a perfect fit for Sammie. I don't think I've ever been inside one that wasn't staffed by a big ghetto woman. It has been years since I've been in one, but with how rundown they all are and their....prime....locations, I suspect it hasn't changed.

The people that work there are usually….specimens, and I’ve heard employees have shouting arguments, talk shit about customers, or yell across checkout lanes about trashy personal shit multiple times.

She’d blend into the team culture seamlessly.

 

[FigSoda]

She worked at a dollar store for at least a few days, but then we didn’t hear anything about it. I think it was when Sky was either not conceived yet or just born.

 

[Got Milk!]

The real question is where the fuck did Kim get $1230 cash from for all of this? And at extended stay rates, that $1030 is good for one month probably and there's no extension beyond the last day. So you can't even squat like proper white trash. What's the plan for next month is really the question because she's not bringing in anything per month.

It's already been covered well but damn that grocery haul. It has to be $120 in drinkables vs $80 in edibles and that's probably being generous. Just drink water or make fucking tea for 25¢ per gallon.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

She’d fit right in at Big Lots or Family Dollar

Big Lots is too high-falutin' for the likes of Sammie or Kim. (I wish they'd bring ours back...)

 

[TismFarmer]

The real question is where the fuck did Kim get $1230 cash from for all of this?

Just from it being Rent money then Food money makes me think this is some kind of welfare scheme scam to get the Homeless off the street?
Maybe in conjunction with her pretending she needs to get her life together to get her kids back?
I could see various agencies providing 'wrap around care' to get all of her 'roadblocks for family reunification' taken care of.
We know its never gonna happen,but social workers are supposed to work from the assumption that it will.

 

[Got Milk!]

Big Lots is too high-falutin' for the likes of Sammie or Kim. (I wish they'd bring ours back...)

All of ours got replaced by Ollie's which is essentially the exact same thing. But much more well kept and organized. Big Lots were always a disaster.

Just from it being Rent money then Food money makes me think this is some kind of welfare scheme scam to get the Homeless off the street?
Maybe in conjunction with her pretending she needs to get her life together to get her kids back?
I could see various agencies providing 'wrap around care' to get all of her 'roadblocks for family reunification' taken care of.
We know its never gonna happen,but social workers are supposed to work from the assumption that it will.

I would absolutely be willing to cosign except the receipt was marked paid in cash. I would assume something like that would be a voucher system or frankly anything but direct unaccounted for cash. Unless the social worker, or equivalent, was next to her and handed over the cash on her behalf. I could get behind that theory lol.

Tangentially related and I think it's funny. Should be time stamped to 7:09:

 

[TismFarmer]

Tangentially related and I think it's funny. Should be time stamped to 7:09:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CGTDd50v6Ds:428

4 minutes in they have the perfect idea for munchies!
A wheelchair dickie!
like, a thing that you slip over the top of whatever chair you're sitting in, and it looks like the top of a wheelchair with handles etc.
All the photos/videos you take will look like you are in a wheelchair!
Brilliant!