Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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Heal Thy Burgers dijo:
I’m not defending any of this batshit crazy stuff, but is there a chance that Geno’s trolling? Didn’t he like, say he’s 10 years younger than he actually is? Light stuff compared to this but… yeah… Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s trolling, but also wouldn’t be surprised if the medallion curse got him.
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I've been completely torn since the beginning on whether Geno's conspiracy and alien rants are part of a genuine skitzo breakdown, or whether they're just trolling and ARG shit. He's clearly not all there considering he uprooted his life to move to rural China with an online date, but I've never been more unsure about exactly how much of someone's online persona is real.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole dijo:
Newly uploaded part 12 was removed due to violation of Youtubes Terms & Services.

@SamuellyGenie, I'm sure you're workin' on it! but do you have any plans on archiving them or uploading them elsewhere?
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Reuploading right now. The YouTube AI caught the SLUTLOAD.COM watermark on the Fanta video, so I just blocked it out.

For now, the uncensored series is available on Patreon for a price that is steadily decreasing week by week.
 
Lone Star dijo:
I'll be honest, I find the earliest part of Chris' history the most intriguing. I don't mean the early trolling, I mean before anyone knew who he was on the internet.
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It's actually kind of crazy how much there is out there from that time. Like that random college kid who wrote that navel-gazing blogpost about him drawing sonichu in the UVA library. But I agree I do find the pre-internet stuff the most interesting.
 
Orkeosaurus dijo:
It's actually kind of crazy how much there is out there from that time. Like that random college kid who wrote that navel-gazing blogpost about him drawing sonichu in the UVA library. But I agree I do find the pre-internet stuff the most interesting.
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It truly is fascinating. The pre-internet infamy era really shows just what an odd guy Chris has always been. The internet didn't take a normal person and turn him into a monster -- he was already really messed up before he ever logged on for the first time.

Many lolcows require some level of interaction with provocateurs to bring out their eccentricities, but Chris always wore them on his sleeve. There were many interesting trolls throughout his life, but Chris was perfectly capable of trolling himself. No one ever told him to make a Sonichu medallion out of Crayola® Fucking Model Magic® and wear it around everywhere he goes. No one ever told him to take his mother to prom. No one ever told him to make "Attraction Signs" and post them around town soliciting sex. No one egged him on in his feud with the dean of his community college. He wasn't manipulated into acting like a fool at his Wendy's job and getting himself canned. No one ever told him to draw and share homemade pornography of his best friend. He did all of these things on his own.

That's why I think that he's not alone. I believe there is a scary quantity of "quiet CWCs" out there terrorizing their families, their neighbors, and their acquaintances because their brains are broken and we don't treat mental illness in this country anymore. We just don't hear about them all because they're not all trying to be famous the way that Chris was.
 
Acoustic Virgin dijo:
That's why I think that he's not alone. I believe there is a scary quantity of "quiet CWCs" out there terrorizing their families, their neighbors, and their acquaintances because their brains are broken and we don't treat mental illness in this country anymore. We just don't hear about them all because they're not all trying to be famous the way that Chris was.
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The autistic folks I've heard about that are like that are usually from trailer trash type families, or live way out the boonies. The school district where I live puts a great deal of effort into their special ed classes, in addition to the local chain grocery stores hiring the much slower ones as cart tards. Every once in awhile you see one of them having a tick, or sitting and stimming, but that's about it. There's one guy that looks like he could fly off the handle at any minute, and I remember when he started his manager was dressing him down for just wandering around the store, but he's still there, still pushing carts after years.

Even where I go down south, where people with disabilities are better received by the communities and you see them a lot more, Chris is both not as disabled as he tells people, yet is infinitely more fucked up. I've seen people where you can tell they probably think there's a cartoon world, but Chris just seems both not as disabled, yet believes all kinds of crazy crap he comes up with.

That's what makes Chris's case so crazy, he grew up pretty middle class, went to pretty decent schools, yet still turned out the way he did. A lot of it was neglect from his parents but then there's just weird stuff that you wonder where he picked the idea from or what was the originating thing.
 
SamuellyGenie dijo:
Reuploading right now. The YouTube AI caught the SLUTLOAD.COM watermark on the Fanta video, so I just blocked it out.

For now, the uncensored series is available on Patreon for a price that is steadily decreasing week by week.
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Went to watch it earlier and it looks like it’s gone again.
 
Acoustic Virgin dijo:
No one ever told him to make a Sonichu medallion out of Crayola® Fucking Model Magic® and wear it around everywhere he goes. No one ever told him to take his mother to prom. No one ever told him to make "Attraction Signs" and post them around town soliciting sex. No one egged him on in his feud with the dean of his community college. He wasn't manipulated into acting like a fool at his Wendy's job and getting himself canned. No one ever told him to draw and share homemade pornography of his best friend. He did all of these things on his own.
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There are so many examples of Chris having terrible, hilariously retarded ideas all on his own. Don't forget his "recycling", cutting his taint open, chimping the fuck out about Sonic having blue arms or his "Brassieres For Males" uh... "campaign".
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole dijo:
It was only up for a couple of hours max before it was taken down again. Wasn't it episode 12 of the original series that got the channel a lot of problems, too?
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It got taken down and got me a strike for an absurdist new AI-driven reason: Joshua Martinez linked to Chris a URL to the Playboy photo set of Megan Fox, and that URL got the video removed. The previous Part 12 that got taken down 2 hours before this latest upload was taken down for the same reason, but this was for having the SLUTLOAD.COM watermark in the corner of the semen drinking video. Discussions and videos of semen drinking are apparently fine for YouTube tho
 
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