DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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  • No

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Side note: you faggots can stop saying he’s getting resealed boxes. He’s not. Hit rates on these sets are absolute dog shit. Some of you do as much research as the goutlord and sound just as retarded speaking on a subject.
I disagree in the sense that people should spread as much disinfo as possible in order to gaslight the pigroach. I mean, yesterday's stream has proven that he's been successfully gaslit into believing that he got a resealed box, so to cope he either spent a ridiculous amount of money buying a single or he spent a ridiculous amount of money on more boxes and just happened to get lucky. It's a lose-lose situation for him. The fact that he already has gacha brain made the gaslighting all the more easier to accomplish, he expected at least one pack in the box to have a valuable card guaranteed because he's so used to gacha games having a pity system where after enough failed pulls the game just lets you pick the character on the banner. Real life TCGs don't have this obviously, you could buy 5 boxes and still get absolute shit in all packs.
 
Side note: you faggots can stop saying he’s getting resealed boxes. He’s not. Hit rates on these sets are absolute dog shit. Some of you do as much research as the goutlord and sound just as retarded speaking on a subject.
I mean, fair, but this resealed meme is what got him to spend hundreds more on a "box" (purchased hit card) just to own the trolls, so fueling his paranoia also has value (for us).

Edit: Big Brown Schlub beat me to it, but I said what he said in one sentence, so there.
 
I mean, fair, but this resealed meme is what got him to spend hundreds more on a "box" (purchased hit card) just to own the trolls, so fueling his paranoia also has value (for us).
He was always going to get hooked on opening packs once he started. The resealed meme just gave him a chance to show off and brag about his big hit on stream. He's probably opened multiple boxes on his own by now but it was killing him inside not being able to show off his big pull so he came clean about opening cards off stream just once. I guarantee if he gets another big hit he'll show it off on stream and have another excuse for why he had to open cards off stream again.
 
He's the kind of retard that would buy a whole collector booster pack expecting to get a return all the while knowing nothing about MTG and how it's played.

If he opens MTG stuff, expect him to crash out about the fluctuating price of his big cards

He will crash out if he buys a 700$ collector booster box and gets fucked on pulls. MTG rates are worse then pokemon rates. But Phil is a whore for Logan so he will keep going.
 
Between last night's unhinged display of Pokemon cards becoming his new spending/gamba addiction, and that Switch 2 video thumbnail displaying just how deep his bizarre muscle-related body dysmorphia actually goes, the speedrun to a full mental breakdown by the end of 2026 is coming in nicely toobz.
 
The real Elephant-Kat in the room is that Pigler didnt show off any of the 36 card codes for the Pokemon TCG Mobile game. I raise that if someone asked him about it he will...

#1. Tells his dents that threw them out accidentally (or on purpose) along with the pack warpings and box.

#2. Tells his audience that he's going to start playing the mobile game and needs the codes to pull Hogans for his deck in-game.

#3. The bullshit excuse, saying they no longer put them in packers anymore. That's a lie because I opened a few Mega Evolution: Perfect Order boosters just for fun. Yep, They still have codes in them. (Pigler opened Chaos Raising but it should matter.)
 
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Alright let me say this out loud, so I can get it straight in my head.
You're telling me that this guy, Phil, who spent the last decade and change monetizing every single minute aspect of his fucking life from putting together a chair to calling Wal-Mart's customer support over a cancelled order for a toy by streaming it to a bunch of furfags, incels, tards and eurotrash just decides, at this point in his lifetime of monetizing every little fucking thing he does, during one of his more lucrative grifts of opening cards for a childrens game on camera giving any dent that donated fifty dollars the possible bragging rights to be the one that paid for the pack that has one of the rarest cards in the set just decides, and out of the fucking blue, as a one time only thing, he's going to open a pack off camera and it just oh so happens to have one the rarest cards in the set? Am I pretty accurate so far? Because not only did he get this card he hasn't shown it off to confirm it's existence but he threw away the remaining cards in this pack AND he suddenly doesn't do what he's done for years when he gets a new rare shiny is brag and crow about it and plan to get it graded, slabbed and proudly put up on his wall next to the rest of his faggy toys? Why don't you tell me what really happened?
 
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One of the things I saw during the opening of the packs was when he mentioned he got store credit and that damn twitch as the MERE mention of store credit. He got SO excited at the mere mention of credit.

For someone that was nicknamed "Half a mil Phil", it's just a matter of time before that nickname comes back and haunts his gouty ass. Love that we're speedrunning back into bankruptcy 2.0: The Search For More Money and the conservatorship arch.
 
I disagree in the sense that people should spread as much disinfo as possible in order to gaslight the pigroach. I mean, yesterday's stream has proven that he's been successfully gaslit into believing that he got a resealed box, so to cope he either spent a ridiculous amount of money buying a single or he spent a ridiculous amount of money on more boxes and just happened to get lucky. It's a lose-lose situation for him. The fact that he already has gacha brain made the gaslighting all the more easier to accomplish, he expected at least one pack in the box to have a valuable card guaranteed because he's so used to gacha games having a pity system where after enough failed pulls the game just lets you pick the character on the banner. Real life TCGs don't have this obviously, you could buy 5 boxes and still get absolute shit in all packs.
I agree to a point. I think getting the correct information here really helps in expressing how absolutely retarded what he’s doing is. Kick and YouTube chat already gaslight him enough, when he reads here he’s probably fully plastered out of his mind drunk so he doesn’t remember it anyway.

There is also one more thing that makes this even better. There’s a mobile game with even worse hit rates than the real thing. He can literally go full WWE champions on digital Pokémon packs too.
 
Yep he thought he would be able to be a big part of the convention scene there and it would help the business, have to pay little to no taxes and have a fallback to work at Microsoft, Valve or Nintendo.
And that right there is one of my favorite things about Phil, that he is SO damn confident into believing that he can JUST stroll into a place like Microsoft, Valve, Nintendo, or even Boeing and go "I know more about this than you guys, dood." *Snort*

TMI, I personally know people that work in tech and it's a pretty hard industry to break into - no shit, Sherlock - which is why most people go into tech as contractors with companies like Accenture, Randstad, etc...after college. Unless you know the hiring manager or was part of the same alumni of that hiring manager and the senior manager, good fucking luck getting in as a FTE. Unless your alumni is Stanford, Duke, UC Berkeley, University of Washington, Yale, Brown, Harvard, or any top school with an elite engineering program OR business program, you're not getting in as an FTE. Your best bet is going in as a contractor, dealing with the bullshit, making friends with the FTE's, etc...and eventually becoming "too valuable" to them to where they don't have a choice BUT to bring you in as a FTE once an opening comes available.

However, Phil doesn't want to start on the bottom, because he's too "valuable" as a person, dood. Phil wants the C-Suite position, with the open office with the bay window view of Puget Sound, left the fuck alone, everything done via e-mail, and get paid stupid amounts of money because he has a C-Suite title, all while treating people like shit because he's Phil and you don't disrespect the king, dood.

Phil thinks if you're in the same area as successful people, you too will be successful, dood. That's not how it works, but what the fuck do I know?
 
Its amazing with all the trolls trying to make his life harder, Phil beats them all by starting a new addiction. He's made money from it as far as we know, wonder how long that will last. To be fair to phil it might be literal cope to deal with serious health issues kat has
 
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