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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
Sorry to be super off-topic, but the shit is so fucking annoying...
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ALIEN HAVE TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE CAMERA WHILE REACTING TO SOMETHING IN SILENCE? Every 5 seconds this fuck tard would look directly at the camera, say nothing, then look back. Fucking autistic retard can't even watch something without saying anything like a normal human.
I know that the DSP predictions for 202x thread occur at the end of the current or start of the next year but I am making a prediction for 2027 - Phail will get synthol muscles next year. I won't be surprised if he gets them this year but I'm putting my money on that it happens next year.
It's funny that he happened to get a valuable card suddenly when he opened the packs off-stream. I'm guessing he bought the card from someone, and lied about getting it from a pack. It would be pretty on-brand for DSP to do that so he could "flex" on everyone that he has a nice pokemon card without admitting that he "cheated" and paid for it.
Almost every single thing about Phil's life, personality, and career can be explained easily when you consider that he believes achieving something with a shortcut is equivalent to doing it any other way. He got envious of other people his age starting families, so he married a mentally-ill starfucker, bought a cat, and called it a family. He got envious that people his age were buying houses, so he got a condo and called it a house, et al.
He was suffering serious narc pain that he wasn't getting cool cards that other people had, so he bought one.
This bitch saw everyone making fun of his tiny baby hands and had to go cry to AI to make him buff. I can not even word how much enjoyment this brings me and how hard i laughed.
By the way has Phil made any comment on Hee Hee losing his copyright lolsuit? I guess p
Phil will have to reconsider both the people and those lawyers he has clipping detractor content now.
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Oh man right as I was typing that I just realised it was all Darziak. He was the guy.
I was doing some digging into Phail's ancestry and what I found shocked me. He is related to the notorious Ackar Dentewrangler, the commanding officer of the infamous 220th Waffen-Snortstaffel Division, colloquially known as the Brigade Dentewrangler and also nicknamed the Tip Hunters.
The Tip Hunters were a penal division made up of the most dented and retarded that the Third Reich had to offer. However, after suffering many losses during a failed operation which is referred to as "the Incident," the unit started employing beggars, thieves, scammers and swindlers from the Third Reich's many prisons. However, little is known about "the Incident" due to shoddy record-keeping by the unit, though rumors persist that it was caused by most of the unit quite literally being caught with their pants down and masturbating while they were ambushed by Polish freedom fighters. In the last moment Dentewrangler managed to get his surviving soldiers to retreat, something he described as "rallying support". Dentewrangler himself was a WWI veteran who became a beggar when he returned from the war. However, he quickly became a notorious scammer and swindler in the Weimar Republic, having been imprisoned many times for things such as the "Zombie Sauerkraut Scam" where he ate less Zombie Sauerkraut (a popular snack at the time) than what people paid him to. The unit was also notorious for employing a... how do I say this... special kind of "mechanized" infantry as seen in the unit's insignia.
Dentewrangler also fashioned the unit into some sort of bizarre cult involving "tips" hence the Tip Hunters. He ran daily competitions on which of his soldiers would bring him the most "tips." Tips could involve multiple types of valuables, or "avenues of support" as Dentewrangler called them in his own unit's doctrine - cash, jewelry, silverware and some bizarre thing called "cheers and superchats." To this day historians have no idea what cheers and superchats were. Anyway, as you may expect this enocuraged the Brigade Dentewrangler to sack, loot and pillage the Polish countryside in order to procure the "tips." Another notable thing to mention is that Dentewrangler had a special sub-unit called "Mahds" who made sure that his soldiers wouldn't keep the valuables they looted for themselves, in the unit's doctrine he described doing that as "withholding" and it was punishable by execution by quite literally getting bludgeoned to death by hammers which were wielded by the Mahds.
As you may expect, the 220th committed many brutal acts while performing anti-partisan operations in Poland, with some examples being unbelievably bizarre. Most notably, he forced an entire Polish village to perform his favorite play, which is Friedrich Schiller's The Robbers. At one point in the play, Dentewrangler commented that the main character of the play, Karl Moor, was just like him. After a Polish peasant commented that they're nothing alike, Dentewrangler had every single man, woman and child in the village brutally murdered and the village burned to the ground. It's no surprise that Phail himself is as fucked up as he is given who he is related to.
He really needed to pull something out to bring people back in (dents, whales and detractors), the third box was his retarded way to do it. I wonder if he just bought the card and another box to act like he pulled it off stream since he has that goldbat card the other poster was talking about.
Also wonder if the horse was upset she didn't get any pokemon cards to pull and didn't want to be on stream so wanted her own box to do. Like what the fuck is the horse thinking seeing all this pokemon boxes showing up in a short time span.
Also those slabbed PSA cards come with numbers that people can track who owns the card. If he does it, someone will pozload my neghole.
Christ almighty I'm watching the recap right now and he's the world's biggest rube. He got a "BUNCH of store credit" he says, and I'm convinced the store gave him 10 000 make believe points that equal to some pittance and that made him buy another pack.
I already suspected he was opening packs off-stream. This manchild has never had any self-control in his entire life, but now he suddenly has the discipline to only get a gacha fix when a dent decides to give him $50? I guarantee you he hasn't just opened one box off-stream either. He's probably done like 5 or 6 already.
if you're one of those fags that get upset when phil gets money, just remember this is what he spends it on. after this arc is over, we're gonna see all these bits of cardboard in a closet cleanout stream
It doesn't really matter if he bought the card as a single or opened packs off streams, both just give that depressive manchild vibe.
He's either hooked on opening packs or just so pathetic that he needed to buy a special card just to brag.
Him getting a box with store credits just shows how he always take the most retarded approach to anything, since we know he uses TCGplayer.com they have a subscription system where you get store credits and tracked shipping. (source)
ANOTHER subscription to add to the pile of stuff he's on... I'm pretty sure he's still paying for nexusmods premium.
It doesn't really matter if he bought the card as a single or opened packs off streams, both just give that depressive manchild vibe.
He's either hooked on opening packs or just so pathetic that he needed to buy a special card just to brag.
Him getting a box with store credits just shows how he always take the most retarded approach to anything, since we know he uses TCGplayer.com they have a subscription system where you get store credits and tracked shipping. (source)
ANOTHER subscription to add to the pile of stuff he's on... I'm pretty sure he's still paying for nexusmods premium.
Honestly, while I think it's more likely he bought that valuable card rather than pulled it, I actually hope he pulled it from a pack because in that case he's completely hooked now and he'll spend an insane amount of money every month on packs only to end up with thousands of cards in various binders or tupperware containers that he'll never end up selling or getting rid of. It's him hoarding gamer statues or movie blu-rays all over again.
