Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[The Mighty Bundus]

I have the cobson movie poster hanging on my wall

 

[Israel Light]

Today is Cobson's birthday! He was first posted on this day five years ago on 4chan's /qa/ under the filename "lawnmower soy.png" with a caption that repeatedly said "ONIONS BASEDJAK". Happy birthday to this shining, glistening gem!
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HWABAG HWABAS4BBC

 

[Otri]

Moe anime is on the same level as sissification porn in how gay it makes you

 

[Israel Light]

@White Pride Worldwide

 

[࿕࿕࿕]

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[Gemerson]

>Your post in the thread Artcow Gooseworx / Cooper Smith Goodwin / ugovaria was edited. Reason: Put images on new lines. Do not insert images full-sized, use thumbnails.

This 33 year old Lolcow documenter still serves their thumbnail clitty leakages the old fashioned way .

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

the point is that I see something white on that pink thing underneath the foreskin which might be smegma or it could just be toilet paper residue as I know for a fact gets stuck there sometimes. and it's so painful to touch that let alone apply enough pressure try to clean that off, fuck that!

what the hell even is this thread?? Y’all just talking openly about your smegma??

Your foreskin might be too tight. If you have issues pulling it back you can’t clean underneath it properly, leaving it smegma encrusted and inflamed/painful to touch. Look it up and go see a doctor if you think you need it.

 

[SoyMustard]

dame tu cosita

 

[Day Of Liberation]

the point is that I see something white on that pink thing underneath the foreskin which might be smegma or it could just be toilet paper residue as I know for a fact gets stuck there sometimes. and it's so painful to touch that let alone apply enough pressure try to clean that off, fuck that!

Nigga just go to the hospital or try to look on the Internet. Anyway you could have an infection or smth

 

[xXx_Smartest Retard_xXx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucmnTmYpGhI

 

[Day Of Liberation]

what the hell even is this thread?? Y’all just talking openly about your smegma??

Your foreskin might be too tight. If you have issues pulling it back you can’t clean underneath it properly, leaving it smegma encrusted and inflamed/painful to touch. Look it up and go see a doctor if you think you need it.

If you have tight foreskin you probably have phimosis already which means you'll become part of (((them))) and gain some shekels

 

[_______________________-]

Try having your penis within a warm and wet area, such as a shower or @Israel Light and it should be easier to clean or whatever @Buno

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

If you have tight foreskin you probably have phimosis already which means you'll become part of (((them))) and gain some shekels

Tight vagina = good
Tight penis = bad

 

[LolcowsESL]

dame tu cosita

Ay toma

 

[_______________________-]

Tight vagina = good
Tight penis = bad

Well, tight foreskin you mean. You don't want the hole itself to be loose, that'd be weird.

 

[Lord of the Goyim]

the point is that I see something white on that pink thing underneath the foreskin which might be smegma or it could just be toilet paper residue as I know for a fact gets stuck there sometimes. and it's so painful to touch that let alone apply enough pressure try to clean that off, fuck that!

GEEG I remember having ts problem when I was like 13
at least we know blud is a real 'teen

 

[Rykerz]

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This 33 year old Lolcow documenter still serves their thumbnail clitty leakages the old fashioned way .

Top 10 Worst Dictators in History
1. Adolf Hitler
2. Joseph Stalin
3. Mao Zedong
4. Benito Mussolini
5. Francisco Franco
6. Joshua Cooner Moon
7. Pol Pot
8. Kim Il-sung
9. Kim Jong-il
10. Kim Jong-un

 

[mhm]

i just remembered vlodson

 

[Lord of the Goyim]

i just remembered vlodson

nga just remembered something

 

[LolcowsESL]

Dame tu cosita

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