The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[The Lawgiver]

Just me or are all indian memes just picking another meme and replacing a part even when it does not make sense?

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If this is a response to an indian caste system one it's basically just goind "background shit doesn't matter, you couldn't even handle a virus outbreak" . If it's just by itself it's also similar but just talking about how viruses just kill anyone regardless of background and don't give a shit.

I just laughed at him for needing help with that in his 30s and suggested Viagra

He might've been a gooner, like some instances it's some other thing causing it but I remember seeing countless times over the years that excessive masturbation can fuck your dick up.

Remember back when people thought that Temple of Doom was an unflattering and exaggerated stereotype of India?

Those were the days.

Temple of doom if you paid attention was like that less because of Indians and more of a fucking cult that got their money from child slavery. Still yeah lmao.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Temple of doom if you paid attention was like that less because of Indians and more of a fucking cult that got their money from child slavery. Still yeah lmao.

I think that Temple of Doom is a frankly flattering depiction of India compared to what you see every single day on the internet.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

I think that Temple of Doom is a frankly flattering depiction of India compared to what you see every single day on the internet.

The cuisine is better at least.

 

[The Lawgiver]

The cuisine is better at least.

it was provided by wealthy weirdo cultists that were going to fucking kill them but I mean at the very least it's slightly more sanitary.

 

[Sooty Soot]

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I played this, the game ends with you getting an H1B visa and a $150,000 job at Tesla in the Yoosay. You enter freeplay after that and can travel between America and India as you please.

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

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Practo is hilarious

Spoiler: compilation of indians misspelling "penis"

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

He might've been a gooner, like some instances it's some other thing causing it but I remember seeing countless times over the years that excessive masturbation can fuck your dick up.

I don't think he even was, I think he was trying to imply that guys like him are all super virile and macho because they eat dog stew (AIUI in China they are considered a sort of rough and ready wild hillbilly race, they're basically Mongols. Basically what Scots or Geordies are to Brits), but left a wide open goal for everyone else to take the piss. IIRC he was like "well yeah, men probably DO need Viagra when they're with YOU ya ugly cow" and we had a good laugh.

 

[The Lawgiver]

God bless engrish penis trouble for reminding me of better times (I cannot find the old shitposts from nearly two decades back where it's just one piness before cutting out this is all you can get)

 

[ScarletDevil]

They do NOT want to stay and fix their own societal issues. Instead, they just run away and pollute other countries, carrying with themselves the same ailments that perpetuate their beastly behavior and state of being.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-1Mg4nXJ21YThis whole video is a 40+ minute truth nuke. Facts after facts.

Indians who recognize how/why the country is such a shithole likely came to that conclusion through spending significant time outside of the country, and therefore having little reason to go back and fix things (assuming they could even operate within a system they know to be corrupt)

 

[Tropical Cock Man]

I keep telling you all that TPTB always wins in the end. Obama selling the Internet to ICANN might have been the checkmate that rendered all of our efforts to stop globohomo completely null and void.

Just fucking >ACK already you doomer faggot. No one likes you or your constant demoralisation niggerbabble.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

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Spoiler: Goat butts

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There's a Facebook page called Goat Breeds of Pakistan that has lots of weird and wonderful goat and sheep breeds that they don't export AFAIK. I like the Damascus sheep and Beetal goats that have long dangly ears like a spaniel. They breed them to have longer and longer ears until they practically drag on the ground. I suppose it makes sense, Pakistan's national animal is the markhor, a big hairy wild goat thing with huge corkscrew shaped horns, so they do love their goats. It seems like a pretty wholesome page though, like a farmers' livestock market or county fair thing. Occasionally there's funny clips of a mujeet farmer trying to show off his giant goat and it starts grazing on his beard

ETA: they explain on the page why their goats look so weird. Every other culture breeds them for more/better meat, milk or leather, but they breed their goats for "beauty". Apparently it's not so they can fuck them (so they say), it's because beautiful goats make better sacrifices on Eid, so it's actually Allah who wants to fuck the goats, not the men. They try to breed him the sexiest goat so he'll be pleased with them.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ma2n4YkvJwAGod bless engrish penis trouble for reminding me of better times (I cannot find the old shitposts from nearly two decades back where it's just one piness before cutting out this is all you can get)

The full line is "SnooPING AS usual, I see!" so people usually spell it "pingas".

 

[IndiansDon'tHaveSouls]

I know I'm late with the anti redneck protest but this needs a chad vs virgin edit. Shame the other guys in the way.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

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I know I'm late with the anti redneck protest but this needs a chad vs virgin edit. Shame the other guys in the way.

God he looks like a brown Alexei Sayle there.

 

[IndiansDon'tHaveSouls]

God he looks like a brown Alexei Sayle there.
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Holy shit there deffo a resemblance. What a reference not thought of him for years

 

[The Dude]

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Practo is hilarious

Clearly he voted for the wrong political party if he's having penis election problem.

The poorly spelled requests for medical advice are my favorite things to see in this thread, right up there with Jeets moving on to their next reincarnation in ridiculous, foolish, and easily avoidable ways. Keep 'em coming!

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Holy shit there deffo a resemblance. What a reference not thought of him for years

Who's an ugly bastard and as fat as he can be? A-L-E-X-E-I-S-A-Y-L-E!
Though these days, I've got so used to seeing even uglier and fatter people that he looks positively handsome and svelte by comparison.

 

[The Dude]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ma2n4YkvJwAGod bless engrish penis trouble for reminding me of better times (I cannot find the old shitposts from nearly two decades back where it's just one piness before cutting out this is all you can get)

Saar! I must be issuing a correctings on you for being the bloody benchod double-nigger, saar! It is not being the "piness", saar! The meme is instead beings "PINGAS", saar! PINGAS because the line from the cartoonings is being quotings properly as "Snooping as usual, I see!" saar! Please to be doing the needful and redeeming the correctings and reversing your double-niggerings, saar!

 

[Tinidril]

bitches try to tell you that Marylin Monroe was a fat bitch

I am as heterosexual a female as there is, but when I saw the nude calendar photos of 18 year old Marilyn, I thought "this is what God had in mind when he decided to make woman". No skinny bones, but not even close to fat.

 

[PozzedByCoronachan]

Lowkey indian insults feel like they all watched this video and decided that's their way to fight back.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Lowkey indian insults feel like they all watched this video and decided that's their way to fight back.
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I mean, there's the "white girls fuck dogs" meme but the delivery of that is so poor that the insult barely lands. It's not as if there isn't plenty of material to mock white people (we frequently mock ourselves and other sorts of white people) but they just don't really get comedy, banter or proper insults. It's like they think "fuck" is a magic spell or a curse that wins arguments.