Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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I personally find the idea of Chris being a father both hilarious and horrifying at the same time

Horrifying because he’s a dysgenic retard who’d stress sigh and pout every time he has to take care of his baby. Hilarious because you could rub it in the face of every incel and ask them what their fucking excuse is.

Chris would end up saving the white race by default! If Chris can get laid, NOBODY would have an excuse. It would be an evolutionary revolution like a mass extinction event, every incel would get 999 Rizz and Confidence boost. If Chris can do it, everyone can! Breed to the Extreme!
 
All these talks about shitty photos and scared r*dditors, makes me annoyed that all of this is not happening in my own country, even though I'm still close by.

My life is so meaningless, that I would literally go to the mall every single day, equipped with my trusty Insta360 X4 camera, just waiting for the moment to finally contribute something to this thread.

I would even be prepared to do sleep-overs in the airport, after a sighting had happened, just for a chance to see them come for departure. Would be easy to check for outbound flights to the US anyways.

I'm not scared of Chris, and walking up to these two people, 360 cam in hand, would be the easiest thing possible.
If he starts to chimp out, you just leave it rolling, and reap the bonus lulz for the farm.
 
Gentlemen.
Chris and Flutter saw The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act at the Biorex Tripla, in Helsinki.
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The hope for good quality Flutter photos dies...
...just like Jax in the movie...
 
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So she's some kinda Scandinavian cryptid?
Well, while Finland isn't scandinavian country (due to not being the part of that peninsula), I believe she's one of the autism's folk (autismin väki). Old animistic belief that locations had their own supernatural guardian/inhabitants. Being a spirit of autism would answer lots of questions.
 
I think our first quality photo of her will be a mugshot from a visit to the US. She and CWC will both arrested for causing chaos at a con. Chris must be so envious of Gooseworx tho. The TADC fandom is everything he wanted for Sonichu, particularly when you consider the dictatorial control Gooseworx has on both the story and the visuals.
 
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To answer your question it's universally assumed to be because Flutter simply lives there and went "Okay I'll hop on a flight to visit you in Virginia but on the condition of you having to come to Helsinki sometimes too." to Chris. People just don't know if she's being paid by Praetor or has family with a lot of money for her to be travelling back and forth so frequently.
 
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