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It’s a really awkward story, I was over at his place and asked to use the toilet, he told me to use the bathroom down the hall, not the one right next to his room, anyway I didn't listen to him because that sounded stupid for me to have to walk all the way down the hall just to use the toilet. so I go into the toilet he told me not to use, and right next to the toilet I find a towel on the floor, weird, but not the weirdest thing, the bathroom like except for that towel was nice, clean and he even had a little bin in there too so I wasn't too concerned till I noticed a corner of the white towel was stained yellow.
Curiosity killed the cat so I picked the towel up to see just what was going on and noticed it smelt like deodorant, but still had a strong smell of piss, immediately I started putting it all together and felt disgusted I had just picked up a towel encrusted with a moids piss, WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I expect this kind of shit from patients at work, not someone I’m dating.
Immediately I walked back into his bedroom and threw the piss towel in his face and screamed at him calling him a disgusting subhuman manchild, he tried to calm me down by pathetically explaining because he has foreskin he needed a way to wipe piss off his shriveled little dick after he was done + sometimes he somehow misses while pissing and has to clean it up, eww eww eww this is why I hate moids seriously what the fuck, like apart from this he was a great guy had paid for everything on our dates and even stalking around a little bit I only saw how good he was, he paraglided and was a few years younger then me but had his life together pretty well, good photos and no forensic history.
I don't know why I stuck around to argue with him over this, somehow, I thought he would change, but this moid LITERALLY CHOSE A PISS TOWEL OVER ME
oh yeah, I asked why the fuck did you not use toilet paper? "errrm well when I use toilet paper it sometimes it tears off and sticks to my dick and it’s difficult to get off" apparently even pissing in the toilet accurately is hard, lol I’ve had geriatric patients without a prostate have less issues then this moid, he talked to me abt split streams and how his dick is bent and so much other shit, like this dude was autistic as fuck explaining how difficult it was to accurately piss.
I wish I had taken a photo of his pathetic piss towel to mock him with, but seriously I’m not being weird here this was a genuinely grown man acting like a teenager blacked his ass and tried to forget, but this incident got so much deeper under my skin then anything disgusting I’d seen at work, I can separate my time inside hospital and outside hospital pretty well but this felt like it blurred the lines for me, had escaped the hospital to remind me of every old moids piss I had cleaned up, I’m not heartless I have endless sympathy and love for my patients and don't pass judgement on them to maintain our therapeutic relationship but this man had forced me to touch piss without gloves on, for what?????? WHY THE FUCK DID HE HAVE A PISS TOWEL???
Curiosity killed the cat so I picked the towel up to see just what was going on and noticed it smelt like deodorant, but still had a strong smell of piss, immediately I started putting it all together and felt disgusted I had just picked up a towel encrusted with a moids piss, WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I expect this kind of shit from patients at work, not someone I’m dating.
Immediately I walked back into his bedroom and threw the piss towel in his face and screamed at him calling him a disgusting subhuman manchild, he tried to calm me down by pathetically explaining because he has foreskin he needed a way to wipe piss off his shriveled little dick after he was done + sometimes he somehow misses while pissing and has to clean it up, eww eww eww this is why I hate moids seriously what the fuck, like apart from this he was a great guy had paid for everything on our dates and even stalking around a little bit I only saw how good he was, he paraglided and was a few years younger then me but had his life together pretty well, good photos and no forensic history.
I don't know why I stuck around to argue with him over this, somehow, I thought he would change, but this moid LITERALLY CHOSE A PISS TOWEL OVER ME
oh yeah, I asked why the fuck did you not use toilet paper? "errrm well when I use toilet paper it sometimes it tears off and sticks to my dick and it’s difficult to get off" apparently even pissing in the toilet accurately is hard, lol I’ve had geriatric patients without a prostate have less issues then this moid, he talked to me abt split streams and how his dick is bent and so much other shit, like this dude was autistic as fuck explaining how difficult it was to accurately piss.
I wish I had taken a photo of his pathetic piss towel to mock him with, but seriously I’m not being weird here this was a genuinely grown man acting like a teenager blacked his ass and tried to forget, but this incident got so much deeper under my skin then anything disgusting I’d seen at work, I can separate my time inside hospital and outside hospital pretty well but this felt like it blurred the lines for me, had escaped the hospital to remind me of every old moids piss I had cleaned up, I’m not heartless I have endless sympathy and love for my patients and don't pass judgement on them to maintain our therapeutic relationship but this man had forced me to touch piss without gloves on, for what?????? WHY THE FUCK DID HE HAVE A PISS TOWEL???