The Super Best Friends Super Best Griefing Thread - Matt's a cuck, Liam is a bitch, Pat's a loony and Woolie's Way is now trademarked

Noteworthy things about this week's podcast:
  • Woolie hung out with Dan Oslen at Anime North, and was very nervous. Dan put out a video criticizing the Mr Beast Games and the company who sponsors the podcast are a part of their LLC. Woolie hopes this doesn't negativity effect the podcast.
  • Woolie will not disclose how much FFXIV he will play. He has been told by Pat on what his limit before he can tap out is.
  • Pat is the primary reason Woolie is playing FFXIV. Pat thinks right now is the best time to jump in for Evercold.
  • Pat will accompany Woolie with a new character. He desperately wants Woolie to find another pro to play with them.
  • Pat hates Ingrid in SF6 and will not go back to that game until Tifa is in the game.
  • Pat and Woolie celebrate the Pope declaring crusade against AI.
  • Pat and Woolie are not happy with Kojima embracing AI. They think he's doing it ironically, and that he's only doing it to get his next project funded. They hope his next game will have an anti-AI message, and that he only supports it because the concept is cool.
That is all that is worth talking about for this week's podcast.

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Noteworthy things about this week's podcast:
  • Woolie hung out with Dan Oslen at Anime North, and was very nervous. Dan put out a video criticizing the Mr Beast Games and the company who sponsers the podcast are a part of their LLC. Woolie hopes this doesn't negativity effect the podcast.
  • Woolie will not disclose how much FFXIV he will play. He has been told by Pat on what his limit before he can tap out is.
  • Pat is the primary reason Woolie is playing FFXIV. Pat thinks right now is the best time to jump in for Evercold.
  • Pat will be accompany Woolie with a new character. He desperately wants Woolie to find another pro to play with them.
  • Pat hates Ingrid in SF6 and will not go back to that game until Tifa is in the game.
  • Pat and Woolie celebrate the Pope declaring crusade against AI.
  • Pat and Woolie are not happy with Kojima embracing AI. They think he's doing it ironically, and that he's only doing it to get his next project funded. They hope his next game will have an anti-AI message, and that he only supports it because the concept is cool.
That is all that is worth talking about for this week's podcast.

Source:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yVlICvP3vJc
Wow these podcasts are getting less and less noteworthy lmfao

  • Woolie will not disclose how much FFXIV he will play. He has been told by Pat on what his limit before he can tap out is.
  • Pat is the primary reason Woolie is playing FFXIV. Pat thinks right now is the best time to jump in for Evercold.
This is a recipe for disaster. This is going to end up with Pat pissing off Woolie for forcing him to play FF14, and then Woolie is going to inevitably piss off a bunch of FF14 players in his audience for dumping the game before it gets good. The views will suck because 14 is on a decline and the story-streamer hype train died over a year ago, so Reggie will also be pissed.

Literally nobody will be happy about this when it's all said and done, except maybe Yoshi-P for making a few bucks off Woolie.

I say this as a fan of FF14's story up to Endwalker- As great as I think it is, it's simply not going to land for Woolie at all. He has the emotional intelligence of a rock.
 
  • Pat hates Ingrid in SF6 and will not go back to that game until Tifa is in the game.
I already didn't want Tifa in the game so now I'm hoping even more because I'm that petty.

Also man it really says a lot about Woolie that the news of him playing FFXIV actually has even their own fans worried & calling it a disaster beforehand.
 
Pat is the primary reason Woolie is playing FFXIV. Pat thinks right now is the best time to jump in for Evercold.
Pat will be accompany Woolie with a new character. He desperately wants Woolie to find another pro to play with them.
Why would Woolie need to be accompanied when the game is entirely soloable and why would you need a new character when the game scales you down for corresponding content?

Is Pat actually retarded?
 
Woolie will literally spend half of the first stream (+2 hours) on character customization deeply pondering on what character and how to roleplay it and how he wants to "try something different this time", only to subcounciously end up making another Casca Berserk clone again.

I genuinely don't expect this to last more than 3 streams. I was going to say that i'm sure Pat deep inside knows this is awful and woolie will get filtered but

  • Woolie will not disclose how much FFXIV he will play. He has been told by Pat on what his limit before he can tap out is.
  • Pat will be accompany Woolie with a new character. He desperately wants Woolie to find another pro to play with them.

This pretty much confirms it lol. It sounds like pat started regreting it mid podcast.

Unrelated but i saw this on my feed and wow, you really can't hate eyepatch wolf enough

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Remember when Eyepatch pretended simpsons was saved when homer cried in one episode?
 
Why would Woolie need to be accompanied when the game is entirely soloable and why would you need a new character when the game scales you down for corresponding content?

Is Pat actually retarded?
I think it's more because Woolie is retarded and needs someone to drag him towards progress so doesn't spend hours combing through lore or meandering in a fight trying to do shit he saw in a youtube vid.
 
Noteworthy things about this week's podcast:
  • Woolie hung out with Dan Oslen at Anime North, and was very nervous. Dan put out a video criticizing the Mr Beast Games and the company who sponsors the podcast are a part of their LLC. Woolie hopes this doesn't negativity effect the podcast.
  • Woolie will not disclose how much FFXIV he will play. He has been told by Pat on what his limit before he can tap out is.
  • Pat is the primary reason Woolie is playing FFXIV. Pat thinks right now is the best time to jump in for Evercold.
  • Pat will accompany Woolie with a new character. He desperately wants Woolie to find another pro to play with them.
  • Pat hates Ingrid in SF6 and will not go back to that game until Tifa is in the game.
  • Pat and Woolie celebrate the Pope declaring crusade against AI.
  • Pat and Woolie are not happy with Kojima embracing AI. They think he's doing it ironically, and that he's only doing it to get his next project funded. They hope his next game will have an anti-AI message, and that he only supports it because the concept is cool.
That is all that is worth talking about for this week's podcast.

Source:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yVlICvP3vJc
I was expecting them to talk more about Yujiro being the new guest character in tekken than just saying “wow another rapist guest character in a fighting game”. I was atleast expecting them to talk about Baki
 
I was expecting them to talk more about Yujiro being the new guest character in tekken than just saying “wow another rapist guest character in a fighting game”. I was atleast expecting them to talk about Baki
They spent like a minute on each announcement of the State of Play. No real commentary, other than "Hey, this is coming out! Cool!". Makes you wonder how they're game journalists again?
Why the fuck do people still like him?
They think he's smart. That's the long and short of it.
 
Well this will be interesting because the show never got good again.

That's what i mean. Eyepatch made a 70 minute long video on how Simpsons went to shit (short answer: mean, unfunny and pop culture) but put a clickbait title of "SIMPSONS IS GOOD AGAIN!" when his argument was literally "that last horror episode was funny and in one episode homer war bullied and then... he... he cried."

It never stopped being bad but this eyepatch is such a clickbaity hyperdramatic gay that he lied about it and now he is milking his own lie.

It's insane to me how eyepatch will just make shit up over and over but his videos are long and sound gay so he gets millions of views and is seen as an expert on the topic.
 
I was atleast expecting them to talk about Baki
They probably never read so much as a single chapter of any of the many Baki manga. They were always performative pseuds who just barely knew whatever was super popular, and had nothing but second-hand surface knowledge presumably gained through cultural osmosis or by seeing memes about it. Their knowledge of Yujiro being a rapist is probably something they only got from Bluesky trannies telling them as much.

Which is a bit of a shame, honestly. Baki is so fucking stupid, homoerotically charged, silly and over the top, their old selves probably would've fucking loved it and extracted hours of funny commentary from its many, many dumb characters and scenes.
 
Why would Woolie, known contrarian when it comes to playing in the one correct way the game wants him to, play an MMO?
  • Pat is the primary reason Woolie is playing FFXIV. Pat thinks right now is the best time to jump in for Evercold.
  • Pat will accompany Woolie with a new character. He desperately wants Woolie to find another pro to play with them.
I figured he'd just play the game solo, but I guess that makes too much sense. I've got to know what happens when he tries to Woolie Way through an MMO when he's actually playing with people that would really appreciate him playing like a normal person.
 
I figured he'd just play the game solo, but I guess that makes too much sense. I've got to know what happens when he tries to Woolie Way through an MMO when he's actually playing with people that would really appreciate him playing like a normal person.
I hope he has a Pirate Software moment and fucks up in such a way that others feel the ramifications. It's very mean of me to want this, but it'd be really funny to hear people shout at him over their microphones as he does a Leeroy Jenkins
 
I've got to know what happens when he tries to Woolie Way through an MMO when he's actually playing with people that would really appreciate him playing like a normal person.
Maybe Pat's presence will pick up the slack. Woolie doesn't know that MMOs want you to rotate your skills? Whatever, Pat does so he can carry his ass and/or beat into him to drop his shield rotate his skills.. And Pat can also probably shortcut Woolie's understanding of game mechanics, so his audience doesn't have to suffer through him staring blankly at menu screens for entire streams while making thoughtful noises, or hem and haw over completely inconsequential decisions (you just know Woolie on his own would dedicate 5-15 minutes to the decision of which quest reward to take because they boost different attributes). Pat probably also knows which quests to do for maximum thrust towards actually interesting content, where Woolie would spend hours upon hours faffing about doing menial bullshit. Pat probably can also summarize the story for Woolie to curtail long stretches of theorizing about things that really leave no room for it.
 
I hope he has a Pirate Software moment and fucks up in such a way that others feel the ramifications. It's very mean of me to want this, but it'd be really funny to hear people shout at him over their microphones as he does a Leeroy Jenkins
It's not going to happen because it would take Woolie 100 hours to get to any meaningfully challenging content that he could fuck up for others.

Even if he goes Tank, you can basically sleepwalk through all the MSQ content until at least level 55.

EDIT: What I really wonder is how Pat is going to fuck up the story for Woolie, because FF14 is almost idiot-proof mechanically.

Will Pat:
  • Urge Woolie to skip/fastforward ARR 2.0 and rush to Heavensward?
  • Constantly allude to upcoming hype, thus deflating the moment when Woolie's expectations are too high?
  • Pepper him with FF14 memes he doesnt get and doesnt find funny?
  • Shoot down Woolie's dumb theories by sperging out about lore?
Answer: Undoubtedly all of the above.
 
Baki is so fucking stupid, homoerotically charged, silly and over the top, their old selves probably would've fucking loved it and extracted hours of funny commentary from its many, many dumb characters and scenes.

Two Best Friends Play was, first and foremost, an irreverent comedy series. It boggles the mind that we are so many years past Pat and Woolie consciously distancing themselves from anything people found entertaining or charming about their content (having replaced those qualities with curmudgeonly, out-of-touch sanctimony and weekly grandstanding to denounce topics they neither have anything to do with, nor would even know anything about - all for the sake of pandering to the vocal minority of Bluesky trannies that will rush to Reddit to complain if either one of these jobless, forty year-old men fail to pay lip service to the prescribed thing in the prescribed way), while somehow still feeling entitled to the same audience and level of celebrity they were afforded by Matt putting on his publicist beanie to tard-wrangle them into appearing at con panels to crack jokes and make references to bad video games they had played for the channel.

How many years are we into these two refusing to even leave the house for their "job"? How many years are we into there being no point in waiting to hearing the reviews or opinions of these media personalities; because they're dictated by whichever direction the winds on Bluesky and Resetera seemed to be blowing in the day(s) leading up to a particular podcasting date? What service do these two provide but to be compared unfavorably to themselves?

Matt may be even sadder; in refusing to let go of the cynical attempts at peppering his anti-content videos with humor he utterly fails to generate on his own, then putting it on some Fiverr editor to fix said "jokes" with cutaways to copyrighted Simpsons footage for the sake of padding the "WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT BUBSY 4-D" slop video length to the minimum he needs in order to feel he's successfully punched the clock for the week.
 
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I figured he'd just play the game solo, but I guess that makes too much sense. I've got to know what happens when he tries to Woolie Way through an MMO when he's actually playing with people that would really appreciate him playing like a normal person.
99.9% of Woolie's FFXIV (and generally every person tbh) experience is going to pressing the buttons that glow on a keyboard.

Considering Woolie will almost certainly be playing PGL/MNK he'll be pressing 1-2-3 for the first 15 levels and won't have a 1-2-3 combo for AOE until level 45 and the game doesn't really penalize you for not using the extra 1-2-3 MNK (at level 50) gets until max level/raids.

FFXIV is a very simple game with almost 0 room for theory crafting before level max level and it'll be nearly a hundred hours before he has to even conceive of a decision.

If he goes MRD/WAR or CNJ/WHM - it'll be even more brainless and easy for him.
 
99.9% of Woolie's FFXIV (and generally every person tbh) experience is going to pressing the buttons that glow on a keyboard.

Considering Woolie will almost certainly be playing PGL/MNK he'll be pressing 1-2-3 for the first 15 levels and won't have a 1-2-3 combo for AOE until level 45 and the game doesn't really penalize you for not using the extra 1-2-3 MNK (at level 50) gets until max level/raids.

FFXIV is a very simple game with almost 0 room for theory crafting before level max level and it'll be nearly a hundred hours before he has to even conceive of a decision.

If he goes MRD/WAR or CNJ/WHM - it'll be even more brainless and easy for him.
You think woolie can do positionals? no way.
What would be really funny is him trying to ninja.
 
99.9% of Woolie's FFXIV (and generally every person tbh) experience is going to pressing the buttons that glow on a keyboard.

Considering Woolie will almost certainly be playing PGL/MNK he'll be pressing 1-2-3 for the first 15 levels and won't have a 1-2-3 combo for AOE until level 45 and the game doesn't really penalize you for not using the extra 1-2-3 MNK (at level 50) gets until max level/raids.

FFXIV is a very simple game with almost 0 room for theory crafting before level max level and it'll be nearly a hundred hours before he has to even conceive of a decision.

If he goes MRD/WAR or CNJ/WHM - it'll be even more brainless and easy for him.

Knowing Woolie, he will read and reread the descriptions of the 1-2-3 combo skills and still manage to somehow misunderstand it and fuck it up at least once.
 
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