People you are surprised never got a Lolcow Thread

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For me, it'd be Ilovekimpossible a lot. She's an Internet Famous cartoon reviewer back when My Little Pony: FiM was popular. That alone wouldn't be grounds to call her a cow, especially when she's actually a woman and not a tranny, but last year, she was involved in the controversy by making a memey video on creators like DAGames and Saberspark and it essentially made a mockery of the whole thing, potentially even hindering efforts in seeing parties involved getting criticized for what they did.
Following what she did, she'd end up taking the video down, but hasn't really let up on targeting Saberspark and I think there also were instances where in response to others giving her backlash, she would fight her critics through YouTube's copyright system. Would probably be a great candidate for a thread, but I haven't made an effort to archive anything and my first attempt at making one was pretty shit so I'm not confident I'd do a good job anyway.
 
  1. Joseph Anderson (former YT video essayist turned streamer that claims to be a good gamer and yet is CONSTANTLY, and I mean CONSTANTLY, ragebaited by videogames stories that he fails to understand to a basic level and his chat full of schizo parasocial fans). Divorced his supposedly very loyal wife (probably got unintentionally ragebaited by her). and now streams videogames constantly, as he doesn't want to do video essays anymore because every time he opens his video editor he get "anxious".
  2. Patrick Rothfuss. Has a thread in Prospering Grounds but I doubt it will ever be public, as he's irrelevant and radio silent these days. TDoS never.
 
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Scott Wiener is the guy behind or at least the face attached to all the most wacky laws California passes like the de facto decriminalization of intentionally spreading AIDS. This place isn't big on politicians unless its Trump but he certainly seems to deserve his own thread. He has a few but no general ongoing thread.
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Another political figure who I'm surprised never got a thread is Hunter Biden. All of the coke binges, the CP on the laptop and all of the other crazy ass shit, and now he's apparently trying to rebuild his image with Candace Owens.
 
There are quite a few communists that deserve a Lolcow of History thread, including Marx himself.

Someone mentioned Stalin to me but I don't know what's exactly funny about him.
 
I'm surprised farms slept on Jeremy Fragrance. The guy is such a goldmine when it comes to lolcow content and is absolutely unhinged. He used to be a well-endowed and respected perfume critic with sponsors and all of that jazz, even started his own brand of perfumes called Fragrance One. But then it kinda spiraled down in a psychotic manner, and these days he's harassing women, doing weird stuff like sniffing jars of Nutella, and eating protein powder on the streets, and also trying to find a girlfriend (must be Christian though).

Oh, and he also found a god. He's the number one fragrance icon that follows the teachings of Jesus. And yeah, he's most likely on some drugs, hence why his body aged like spoiled milk in just a few years. Look him up, I believe there are some sloptubers that even made short materials about him. The guy is always up to some psycho stuff.
 
Punished Puar dijo:
Grace Randolph - I don't know much about her either but she's been accused of being a paid shill, she's also a shitlib and recently blamed the guy with tourettes for saying the n word.
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Grace Randolph is playing a character, that’s why. I see why it isn’t obvious to men, but it’s very obvious to me. It’s the exaggerated makeup and deliberately frizzy blowout. Normie females and nerdy autist females alike don’t do those extremely exaggerated rings of eye makeup. A normie woman would use heat tools to tame the frizz, and a plain Jane nerd would just let her hair air dry.

Also, the low, slow voice tone and fake speech impediment are targeted rage bait.
 
Unless it's hidden away somewhere, I'm completely shocked that Lauren Southern doesn't have a lolcow thread. She's in the orbits of a large number of lolcows, like Destiny and Andrew Tate, but somehow never got her own thread.
 
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Pruane2forever/Sexman, an unfortunate looking/sounding awkward Canadian teenager with a webcam who uploaded his daily life. I consider him to sort of be a proto-Kingcobrajfs, as he was mostly harmless and genuinely funny (intentionally and unintentionally so). Though he primarily uploaded in the late 00s/ very early 10s, he was probably at his peak of popularity in 2018 after becoming a meme on Instagram (though he had long stopped posting frequently at that point.) One of the most notable things about Pruane was his rant that he did on 50cent, which reached 1 million views within a few days (somewhat unusual in 2009). This led to him actually meeting Fofty irl, with the encounter filmed.
 
ItsAllBread dijo:
I guess he is not a lolcow but I was surprised to not find too much about the report of the week guy last I checked. He feels completely off, like someone making a parody and getting stuck in that role. The bulging fish eyes and tiny mouse bites don't help either.

Every time I see one of his videos being suggested, I just feel like I'm not in on some insider joke.
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Don't be talking shit about my boy Reviewbrah.
 
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Schaffrillas Productions (James Phyrillas)
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His content stinks, he's considered the pariah of animation spergs and reviewers on YouTube, Xitter, Letterboxd and alike, He's super shitlib as fuck, His content is awful, He and his gaggle group of communist tranny editors have ruined most of the YouTube Poop sphere by turning it into a tumblrista shithole where you can't make offensive jokes and everything has to be unfunny as possible, Has (accidentally) killed his friend and brother in a semi accident in a 4 way intersection in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere pennsylvania, and has had the most awful gay retarded takes against anything that isnt safe (ie: stuff that isn't from Disney or Nintendo, or isnt a musical on broadway) see his ranking on adam sandler movies as example.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PCvziobf59E:10009
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i would write a thread on him if i knew where to start he is such a faggot
 
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i would write a thread on him if i knew where to start he is such a faggot
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What pisses me off is that he's a cross-generationfag youtube pooper. He was in it during the best of times to make edgy content on YouTube (2015-2016), to now being a kingpin of "modern" youtube poop: (IE, no racy material like hard swearing, no slurs, no sex jokes, no 9/11 jokes and no making fun of trannies) which basically means that the most of the modern era of ytp has basically become troonslop edits, I've very rarely found a ytp nowadays that has made me chuckle. Everything sucks major dick and balls and I blame these faggots and shitlib goys like schaffrillas and his crew for ruining such a harmless and funny type of video style.

That and his reviews suck ass, the man thinks he's a real fucking film critic like redlettermedia and doug walker but in all honesty he just shills out goyimslop and trannyslop because thats what's been spooned to him, also he edits with fucking imovie so he's an applefag too.
 
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