💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Father Balldo]

-Nick SAID it was an "accident"
-when nick speaks he is lying
-therefore it wasn't an "accident" it was intentional
-was he trying to hurt himself or the person in the passenger seat?
-who would most likely be in the passenger seat if Nick was driving? his wife or his son?

maybe he was aiming for a divorce, Italian style....

 

[Captain Manning]

Surprisingly the hearing's still full steam ahead, which is probably for the best given his especially gassed mental state ever since the crash:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CMrltfeUkK4

https://youtu.be/CMrltfeUkK4

I love how even this dumb bitch is having difficulty swallowing the crap Nick is pushing regarding the accident.

It gonna be so great if Aaron wins the HROs against Nick and Melton, and the realization begins to fully sink in that she's been backing the wrong horses this whole time.

EDIT: Plural.

 

[Hildy's interior cuckshed]

Reminder that 4 other people were in the car with Nick.

His family's lives are literally less important to him than texting while driving.

Guntpilled to the core.

 

[Vibralldo]

I love how even this dumb bitch is having difficulty swallowing the crap Nick is pushing regarding the accident.

It gonna be so great if Aaron wins the HRO, and the realization begins to fully sink in that she's been backing the wrong horses this whole time.

Nick could murder his entire family and Hailey the Hippo would still say something like "yeah, we can all agree that him doing that wasn't good, but we all make mistakes and he's nowhere near as bad as Aaron!"

 

[RodgerDodger]

I pray those kids come out okay somehow.

I wonder why the oldest hasn't kicked seven kinds of shit out of Nick yet?

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick could murder his entire family and Hailey the Hippo would still say something like "yeah, we can all agree that him doing that wasn't good, but we all make mistakes and he's nowhere near as bad as Aaron!"

I dunno man. Certainly I think the toelogs will never like Aaron, and they'll probably alog him forever, but I can envision a scenario where they realize backing Nick and Melton was a big mistake.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I love how even this dumb bitch is having difficulty swallowing

She should ask Chrissie or Keanu for advice that.

 

[RotPockets]

Nick could murder his entire family and Hailey the Hippo would still say something like "yeah, we can all agree that him doing that wasn't good, but we all make mistakes and he's nowhere near as bad as Aaron!"

Aaron is a litmus test, being able to muster hate for him is evidence he is better than you. For most people he is slightly below pity. Essentially he deserves his life, your perception of that life is defined by your status in comparison. You are defined by the worth of your nemesis.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I wonder why the oldest hasn't kicked seven kinds of shit out of Nick yet?

Petrofac most likely.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

I wonder why the oldest hasn't kicked seven kinds of shit out of Nick yet?

Ever since Aaron stopped feeding the kids Spaghettios, the oldest is too malnourished to fight.

 

[Toilet Duck]

I wonder why the oldest hasn't kicked seven kinds of shit out of Nick yet?

it's probably going to be a slow burn. Once they're off at college god willing they will just quietly disappear from their parents once they have access to the trust.

 

[drammamean]

>ladies mock his faggy voice
>tries sounding less faggy the rest of the clip

lmao

Bro what is up with his voice?! I thought it was a crazy old woman at first!

Edited to add: Man, while nick tried very hard to assert dominance over these chicks they very casually roasted the fuck out of him. That has to sting a narcissist like Nick a little.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I went looking on Google if maybe an image related to the crash was uploaded somewhere.

The results were entertaining.

 

[waffle]

Apparently Minnesota only requires ten thosand dollars in property damage coverage. If Nick had insurance Id be flabbergasted if it wasn't state minimum, which would leave him comically underinsured for any actual accident. I hope the Robert lord trust was written by somebody who knows what they're doing.

 

[Oxyjen]

I don’t know if there would be any lols or clues to be had but there are first responder radio comms archives available…

https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/31115

 

[Sneed Force One]

As evidenced by the recent Early-Leopard-8351 exposure, Nick is a lying liar who lies.
Anything he says should only be taken as a springboard to investigate the truth of what actually happened.

Think of it like playing a game of Clue.

 

[RotPockets]

I don’t know if there would be any lols or clues to be had but there are first responder radio comms archives available…

https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/31115

Archives paywalled for June 1st 2026 5pm - 6pm

 

[Lerch the Lurk]

So is the thought at this point that he smacked into this truck on a straightaway with THREE of his how many children in the vehicle? Jesus fuck.

 

[Fortyone]

After this video where he's obviously on something heavy again I'm not surprised he crashed. I'm so fucking hyped coke rekeita is back.

 

[Nova902]

is Nick really going to say "someone" dosed me in my sleep for the next missed / failed drug & alcohol test

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