🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Johnny Dang]

I was reminded of one of my favorite recurring Bog Chron jokes today and would like to share.

 

[Muze]

Cobras Beer Venom ...

... TWU​

 

[Agares]

I finally ordered Papa John's last night and got some garlic butter with it. Mediocre chain pizza delivery is MDWU when you're feeling too lazy to cook.

 

[Muze]

Smoky Cobra Drink Combo ...

... TWU​

 

[Fishnumm]

i got a dank thunderstorm brewin' toobz TWU

 

[Muze]

Cobras Blood Drink Combo ...

... TWU​

 

[Fishnumm]

if you could watch one movie with cobes (other than tombstone) what would you watch with him

i'd watch little nicky with him because its funny and has to do with satin toobz

 

[GhettoKingCobra]

if you could watch one movie with cobes (other than tombstone) what would you watch with him

This is Spinal Tap, easy.

I think it's his kind of humor, it's metal and there are Americans pretending to be British.
And of course he would think it's an actual documentary and he could get a vocal cover or two out of it because the soundtrack is great.

 

[bookers]

i miss this mf like you wouldnt believe. thank you everyone who's still posting highlights.

 

[anliteralidiot]

if you could watch one movie with cobes (other than tombstone) what would you watch with him

i'd watch little nicky with him because its funny and has to do with satin toobz

Brave Little Toaster
I like the music in it, and I'd like to hear his thoughts on said music.

 

[Muze]

Guitar jamin ...

... TWU​

 

[Mr. Beavis]

Brave Little Toaster

I almost said the same thing but that movie kinda makes me sad, I liked it when I was a kid buuuuut upon rewatching it late last year got kinda bummed out.

Airheads would be one I’d like to get his take on. What would his opinion be on the whole selling out who you are for the sake of making money be. I think Ace Ventura would be a good choice too even if it might get him started gender sperging.

 

[JaneThough]

if you could watch one movie with cobes (other than tombstone) what would you watch with him

i'd watch little nicky with him because its funny and has to do with satin toobz

Knowing the origin of the Cobra, Aladdin. Followed by Anaconda.

 

[ASeabear8952]

if you could watch one movie with cobes (other than tombstone) what would you watch with him

i'd watch little nicky with him because its funny and has to do with satin toobz

Fox and the Hound, easily. It was one of his favorite Disney movies plus I love how uncharacteristically dark it is for Disney.

 

[Gardener of Kadesh]

if you could watch one movie with cobes (other than tombstone) what would you watch with him

i'd watch little nicky with him because its funny and has to do with satin toobz

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, I want to see what he'd say about the chick with three tits.

 

[raticate]

I am going to play recordings of cobes favorite bells

 

[Dokkaebi Is Calling]

I had a banger of a Saturday night toobz. Had nothing going on so i ordered a 30 dollar pizza, got some Busch Apple, even smoked a cig after, sat down in a comically large chair and watched some classic cobra videos and it was amazing.

I feel like I maybe took a year or two off my life but it was amazing. Cobes was onto something with that lifestyle.

Won’t do it again but the dopamine was through the roof. 10/10 night fr

 

[Buster Scruggs]

A good stream I always go back to is the one with Rasta Jeremy. It's almost like a parody of a horror movie with Jeremy getting naked in Cobra's house, standing by the door angrily for like five minutes straight, twitchy eyes, whole nine yards. What a fucking freaky dude man. Best part is the whole time cobra is just focused on the stream while this fucking naked freak is complaining about him going live, he couldn't pick up on any of the weird ass red flags that dude was putting up.

 

[Goth Peach]

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, I want to see what he'd say about the chick with three tits.

It was Woah, who had one tit, but this would probably be my choice too. You might be thinking of Total Recall which would also be a good pick. Besides those maybe Starship Troopers.

 

[Fishnumm]