Celebrities You Find Attractive - Who makes your head turn in admiration?

Happy birthday to Jessica Lange, best known for being Joan Crawford from Feud.

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Her bleached, white hair and skin complexion is a sight to behold.
 
Oh that's easy. Top of the list, Shelly Duvall.

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Followed by Michelle Rodriguez.

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And then as honorable mention Alyson Court, but not because she Did Lydia for the Beetlejuice series but because she did "The Big Comfy Couch."

And before you pop in to tell me how uncomfortable that information makes you feel, keep in mind I have to live with it and I'm not sure there's a certified therapist in the world that wants to drop their easy sessions with stressed out house wives and angsty teen girls to try to help straighten out the grown man that fluctuates between wanting to date a woman because she was a clown and the woman most famous for her roll as a domestic abuse victim. And if they do, that honestly makes me a little bit worried about them and if they have my best interest in mind or not.
 
Oh that's easy. Top of the list, Shelly Duvall.

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Followed by Michelle Rodriguez.

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And then as honorable mention Alyson Court, but not because she Did Lydia for the Beetlejuice series but because she did "The Big Comfy Couch."

And before you pop in to tell me how uncomfortable that information makes you feel, keep in mind I have to live with it and I'm not sure there's a certified therapist in the world that wants to drop their easy sessions with stressed out house wives and angsty teen girls to try to help straighten out the grown man that fluctuates between wanting to date a woman because she was a clown and the woman most famous for her roll as a domestic abuse victim. And if they do, that honestly makes me a little bit worried about them and if they have my best interest in mind or not.
Michelle Rodriguez is hot, and I was always weirded out by the fact that Hollywood puts a woman that stacked in the same fucking jeans and tank top combo in every single movie.
 
Michelle Rodriguez is hot, and I was always weirded out by the fact that Hollywood puts a woman that stacked in the same fucking jeans and tank top combo in every single movie.
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Michelle in Machete is the platonic ideal, Throwing hands and losing body parts. The catfight with Amber Heard at the end of Machete 2 rules.
I don’t think Kate moss eats at all. She consumes the souls of 90s teenagers and cigarettes and smells vaguely of CK1 mixed with formaldehyde

 
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Jackie Chan once said Kelly Hu was the most unattractive woman he had ever known.

I don't know why, but he did.
I'm thinking that she came across as a cunt of some kind, and she was "ugly" that way.

But, speaking of Chinky chicks, it's made me think of one I quite fancy, who's actually my age: Chase Sui Wonders:

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I'm thinking that he meant in the way that she came across as a cunt to him.
Probably. As whilst someone might say she's not their type, you can't really call her ugly. I'm sure Jackie Chan is a regular human being like any of us but he's always seemed very likeable and has a very positive public persona generally. The comment has always stuck out to me for that reason. I don't think he'd make that hard a comment about a woman for being physically ugly by itself. I think she must have really rubbed him up the wrong way.
 
My whole life I've been told and gaslit that celebrities are these ultra good looking beings that everyone lust after. But every celebrity ever I've looked at and said, "wow that's a strong 7," before going back to what I was doing.
 
But, speaking of Chinky chicks, it's made me think of one I quite fancy, who's actually my age: Chase Sui Wonders:
Li Bingbing is mine. I remember her most as the best live-action adaptation of Ada Wong.
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She's 53.
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Anna Sawai from "Shogun." Strong jawline and cheekbones, with a swarthy skin tone.
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Gong Li. You might have seen her in "Memoirs of a Geisha", but she was resplendent in "Curse of the Golden Flower." My late grandpa recommended that movie.
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If you're wondering why she's shaking, it's not epilepsy, but mercury poisoning.
 
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Great looking broad who peaked with Batman. They had her plastered all over the LA Confidential posters like she was gonna carry the movie, but ... She's hardly in the movie and she won the Oscar anyway! I guess it was a slow year.

She rolled up to the awards in a Prince inspired dress that she designed herself! Respect. I still like Vicki better than Bruce's other neurotic wine ladies.

Tax:

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Linda Kozlowski in Crocodile Dundee. Looks like she just stepped off the cover of Buns of Steel, Pure pointless fan service.

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What even is this dress man. It's supposed to be a swanky party scene, from the chest up it almost looks like a normal dress...

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I can't find a still of the whole dress. Pull up the catalog.

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Someone in production was oogling Sue's ass for the entire shoot. She's a journalist with her ass hanging out, it's fine.
 
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Ver archivo adjunto 9063726They had her plastered all over the LA Confidential posters like she was gonna carry the movie, but ... She's hardly in the movie and she won the Oscar anyway! I guess it was a slow year.
It was more of a case of well-written character than well-acted, but whatever. More love for L.A. Confidential, one of the greatest movies ever made.
 
It was more of a case of well-written character than well-acted, but whatever. More love for L.A. Confidential, one of the greatest movies ever made.
As long as I live, I'll never forget Gene Siskel giving it a thumbs down. Not because I care that much, but because his reasoning was incoherent. It felt like he was offended that it wasn't a "New" Hollywood movie starring six wops/Jews he'd already spent twenty years writing columns about.
 
As long as I live, I'll never forget Gene Siskel giving it a thumbs down. Not because I care that much, but because his reasoning was incoherent. It felt like he was offended that it wasn't a "New" Hollywood movie starring six wops/Jews he'd already spent twenty years writing columns about.
Siskel and Ebert have this problem where they have a preconceived notion of what a film should be, and if it doesn't meet these standards they hate it. Sometimes this works, other times they are completely out of touch.
 
Siskel and Ebert have this problem where they have a preconceived notion of what a film should be, and if it doesn't meet these standards they hate it. Sometimes this works, other times they are completely out of touch.
Siskel looked like a guy who would complain about the Bee Gees sounding "too jazzy." I maintain he gave Reservoir Dogs a thumbs down because no one in a Tarantino movie knows how to tie a Windsor knot.

There are lots of bad film critics, but Gene's the only critic who seriously pissed me off, because he never seemed to enjoy watching movies.

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