💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest, subpoenaed by the US state for sanctions violation.

It has been a great build up to this.
Hasan and his retard fans have forgotten that for years, he has been attacking liberals, social democrates and everyone who don't agree with him 1000%.
He has never show compassion to them.
Why the fuck would they want to help him?
 
They have a point though. A piece of shit like Hasanabi should be ignored and depersoned, not put on a pedestal like this and then matyred. He'll be treated like a revolutionary (LOL) by his peers while people that dislike him will still dislike him.
Nothing changes, except his fanbase becomes even more unhinged and insular.
There is no martyrdom no matter how much Hasan, his fans and supporters try to spin the subpoena as such. Those that actually face legal consequences could be considered martyrs not those that give up their fellows.

And since Hasan is a grifting hedonistic coward, he'll talk, he won't plead the fifth, keep quiet, go "I don't recall" or anything like that. He'll hire the most expensive Jewish (and Zionist) lawyer to represent him and getting out of trouble. Or maybe not, if his lack of support for others during their lawsuits with H3 and his extremely poor attempt at hiding the shock collar, by merely taping where the prongs were after removing them, when showing it on camera where back when the controversy started are anything to go by, he might cheap out and hire some sand nigger like Frogan and get raped.
 
There is no martyrdom no matter how much Hasan, his fans and supporters try to spin the subpoena as such. Those that actually face legal consequences could be considered martyrs not those that give up their fellows.

And since Hasan is a grifting hedonistic coward, he'll talk, he won't plead the fifth, keep quiet, go "I don't recall" or anything like that. He'll hire the most expensive Jewish (and Zionist) lawyer to represent him and getting out of trouble. Or maybe not, if his lack of support for others during their lawsuits with H3 and his extremely poor attempt at hiding the shock collar, by merely taping where the prongs were after removing them, when showing it on camera where back when the controversy started are anything to go by, he might cheap out and hire some sand nigger like Frogan and get raped.
I think on technicality he clearly violated sanctions.
So did anyone that travelled to Cuba. It has always been sort of a grey zone. It's dubious and nothing was ever enforced.
To his followers, they'll absolutely see him as a martyr. That's because they're deranged simps.

He's likely going to get an expensive lawyer and shut up about it. Frogan only raised $35,000. That wouldn't last a month. Hasanabi is wealthier. I think he's still going to do a crowdfund and position himself as "anti-MAGA" to maximise the grift.
 
Hasan shouldn't have resumed his beef with Destiny. Destiny has the right amount of spite and means to make Twitch a bad place for ads.

Also, Ethan's plan seems to be depriving Hasan of support from creators and orbiters. He is proving that siding with the roach loses one money. If that's the plan, it is working.
This thread also proves that siding with Hasan is a bad idea because he won’t lift a finger or provide a dollar to his orbiters getting sued by Ethan - but he’ll gladly run to his butt buddy Dan Clancy to tell him to ban you if you get him upset.
 
There is no martyrdom no matter how much Hasan, his fans and supporters try to spin the subpoena as such. Those that actually face legal consequences could be considered martyrs not those that give up their fellows.

And since Hasan is a grifting hedonistic coward, he'll talk, he won't plead the fifth, keep quiet, go "I don't recall" or anything like that. He'll hire the most expensive Jewish (and Zionist) lawyer to represent him and getting out of trouble. Or maybe not, if his lack of support for others during their lawsuits with H3 and his extremely poor attempt at hiding the shock collar, by merely taping where the prongs were after removing them, when showing it on camera where back when the controversy started are anything to go by, he might cheap out and hire some sand nigger like Frogan and get raped.
Two things that are hard with this:

1. For him to get a deal, there must be things that he knows that the Feds can't find without his help. They will go through his phone and everything else. I doubt that he will have much more than that. Especially if others with more knowledge crack first.

2. No Jewish lawyer will take the already lost case of an antisemitic supporter of terrorism. Might as well as ask them to represent the defendants in the Nuremberg Trials.
 
Well seeing how Candace Owens can get a Jewish firm, I doubt Hasan can't get one. Or at the very least a Left-leaning Jewish firm
I would argue that Candace is easier to defend than Hasan. Hasan is everything she is but worse. He advocates for terrorism, wants all Jews dead and has a paper trail millions of miles long. Also, he told his fanbase to not vote Kamala. Even a Leftist firm will not want to put in the effort. Not to mention that support for him will alienate Jews and Christians away from the firm. His goose is cooked.
 
I would argue that Candace is easier to defend than Hasan. Hasan is everything she is but worse. He advocates for terrorism, wants all Jews dead and has a paper trail millions of miles long. Also, he told his fanbase to not vote Kamala. Even a Leftist firm will not want to put in the effort. Not to mention that support for him will alienate Jews and Christians away from the firm. His goose is cooked.
Both Hasan and Candace are ultimately grifters who just say things they think will get them paid.

Also, anyone who chooses a law firm based on who they've defended is an idiot. This isn't how any normal person - especially one with money - functions. The truth is that the more deplorable person you can get off as a lawyer, the hotter commodity you'll be. Because it just shows that you know your stuff. Who wants a lawyer with morals?
 
Also, anyone who chooses a law firm based on who they've defended is an idiot.
And there are a lot of idiots to go around. Also, the climate is hyper-partisan. Association is endorsement for many. Not to mention that Hasan has been nothing but a thorn to the Dems. Even they want him gone.


Who wants a lawyer with morals?
Morals no. Self-preservation yes. Hasan advocates for the deaths of Jews. A Jew supporting him is deadly stupid.
 
I think on technicality he clearly violated sanctions.
So did anyone that travelled to Cuba. It has always been sort of a grey zone. It's dubious and nothing was ever enforced.
To his followers, they'll absolutely see him as a martyr. That's because they're deranged simps.

He's likely going to get an expensive lawyer and shut up about it. Frogan only raised $35,000. That wouldn't last a month. Hasanabi is wealthier. I think he's still going to do a crowdfund and position himself as "anti-MAGA" to maximise the grift.
He already ran on stream to name names for no reason. He’ll throw whoever he can under the bus if he thinks it’ll save him
 
Morals no. Self-preservation yes. Hasan advocates for the deaths of Jews. A Jew supporting him is deadly stupid.
Again, if a lawyer defended their literal death enemy and got them off despite dire circumstances... yep, I'd hire them for days but they'd be far out of my price bracket. That's the sort of lawyer you'd want.
 
I think on technicality he clearly violated sanctions.
It is all really gray, as you say. A regular person won't be prosecuted for staying in a hotel that's a front for the Cuban government to get hard currency and do money laundering, buying stuff from some similar place or going on a tour with another front company, the regular guy is not a public figure, he probably doesn't even knows about it, after all, he's just some guy on vacation and for the Feds, not worth the hassle.

But Hasan is public figure, that had to get a license (OFAC I believe) as part of the preparations for his trip, I don't know the content of the license, but I suspect is related to the hotel he was staying, the hotel chain is involved with GAESA, a front company of the Cuban government. As a public figure he's going to have eyes on him, waiting for him to slip.

However, I don't think he slipped or violated the license. Or if he did, was maybe through proxy, through the Code Pink and the other commie organizations that went to Cuba, these groups that are the actual target of this Fed business.

I think its those people that slipped or violated their license, they must have gotten one too, but we don't know the contents of said license neither the extend of what they got up to in Cuba. The Feds just want to press Hasan to see what they can extract from him so they have a better case against their real targets.
To his followers, they'll absolutely see him as a martyr. That's because they're deranged simps.
That's the funniest part of this thing. Hasan has been working very hard in turning from a political Twitch streamer into an actual political figure, that's why the suits, the interviews with prominent candidates, his campaign for the New York mayor Mandanigger, and such.

In my opinion, he wants nothing to do with his current audience, other than their money, they are actually a burden for him and his future prospects, see the post regarding his latest interview with a candidate, it was a disaster:
Related, a week ago, Hasan invited to his stream for an interview Nithya Raman, a DSA-affiliated LA city council member running for mayor against incumbent Karen Bass.
Hasan by talking with the Feds (he won't resist and he's also needlessly dropping names on stream), he's sinking his own ship. His cockroach nest of simps won't care but those guys do shit other than give him money, they are not running for seats, crafting policy, they are doing fuckall all day on the Internet, a good number of them don't even have jobs nor are in school, they are NEETs through and through.

But all the other political actors, the ones he's trying to court, will take notice of him talking to the Feds and when he, eventually, rats out his fellows (doesn't matter that the Feds are forcing you to give up the info, a rat is a rat), he'll be persona non-grata, destroying his efforts at becoming an influential political actor.

For him to get a deal, there must be things that he knows that the Feds can't find without his help.
Hasan has two options, fight or give in, and since he's a coward (he's squirming already), he'll give in. Like I said above Hasan is, probably, fine. Its what he's going to give up that will hurt the others (and hurt his prospects for growth beyond being some political streamer)

His lawyer also, probably, advised him to cooperate, no need to fight together with people that, given the nature of politics, especially 21st century politics, will sell you out in a heartbeat.
 
Again, if a lawyer defended their literal death enemy and got them off despite dire circumstances... yep, I'd hire them for days but they'd be far out of my price bracket. That's the sort of lawyer you'd want.
Getting him off is a fantasy right now. His best case scenario is managing a parole after being placed in foreign agents list. He has admitted to work for the CCP after all. He is doomed in many ways.

As for defending your enemies, there might be something there but in the eyes of many, the lawyer will burn SOME bridges. Sadly, we don't live in a completely non-partisan world.

Hasan has two options, fight or give in, and since he's a coward (he's squirming already), he'll give in. Like I said above Hasan is, probably, fine. Its what he's going to give up that will hurt the others (and hurt his prospects for growth beyond being some political streamer)

His lawyer also, probably, advised him to cooperate, no need to fight together with people that, given the nature of politics, especially 21st century politics, will sell you out in a heartbeat.
It will depend on what they already know, what they will uncover and what he can supply them with.

If the Feds uncover something big, he is fucked. Co-operation only works like that if they don't have something solid and the others don't give up. I am willing to bet that the Code Pink guys are working on a deal of their own too.

Also, as you said, he probably knows his career is over. He will be on a list from now on. And if he gives up China and his other benefactors to the Feds, he will be dropped like a hot potato. We know that Twitch doesn't make money. He is not going to be a poster boy after that. And speaking of Twitch, if incriminating communications between him and them are uncovered, even Twitch will be dragged into its own drama.
 
It will depend on what they already know, what they will uncover and what he can supply them with.

If the Feds uncover something big, he is fucked. Co-operation only works like that if they don't have something solid and the others don't give up. I am willing to bet that the Code Pink guys are working on a deal of their own too.
Let's be real, Hasan is not going to jail for this. I'm not saying that the roach will scurry away scot-free, but Hasan is not an organizer. He didn't plan or pay for any of these stunts, so his value as a target is minimal. Meanwhile, he almost certainly does have a lot of incriminating evidence about all the handlers who did organize these things. And he will flip on them in an instant. I assume the investigators know this which is why they are going after him and leaving most of the people who went on the trip alone.

To be clear, I'm fine with this. As funny as it would be to see Hasan in prison, it'll be a lot funnier to see him loudly screaming that he's not a stool pigeon as he mysteriously avoids all consequences while everyone he has ever collaborated with gets the fed suddenly uncovering the shady details. Right up until the minute he is sitting before congress testifying about all of it (and he'll probably continue to pretend that somehow he didn't grass them out). Some people might complain about Hasan needing to be punished, but Hasan is such a miserable person whose only source of joy is clout that this will be a way more fitting punishment.
 
it'll be a lot funnier to see him loudly screaming that he's not a stool pigeon as he mysteriously avoids all consequences while everyone he has ever collaborated with gets the fed suddenly uncovering the shady details
Can you imagine how hysterically funny it'll be if he gets off scot free and everyone downstream of his ass gets cooked? He'll look like such a fucking snitch.
 
Let's be real, Hasan is not going to jail for this. I'm not saying that the roach will scurry away scot-free, but Hasan is not an organizer. He didn't plan or pay for any of these stunts, so his value as a target is minimal. Meanwhile, he almost certainly does have a lot of incriminating evidence about all the handlers who did organize these things. And he will flip on them in an instant. I assume the investigators know this which is why they are going after him and leaving most of the people who went on the trip alone.

To be clear, I'm fine with this. As funny as it would be to see Hasan in prison, it'll be a lot funnier to see him loudly screaming that he's not a stool pigeon as he mysteriously avoids all consequences while everyone he has ever collaborated with gets the fed suddenly uncovering the shady details. Right up until the minute he is sitting before congress testifying about all of it (and he'll probably continue to pretend that somehow he didn't grass them out). Some people might complain about Hasan needing to be punished, but Hasan is such a miserable person whose only source of joy is clout that this will be a way more fitting punishment.
I am not saying he will go to jail for THIS but an investigation into his devices and accounts WILL uncover incriminating stuff. Deals with foreign powers to subvert the US, support for terrorists etc etc. He might not go in prison for the Cuba trip but he will go for other stuff.
 
I would argue that Candace is easier to defend than Hasan. Hasan is everything she is but worse. He advocates for terrorism, wants all Jews dead and has a paper trail millions of miles long. Also, he told his fanbase to not vote Kamala. Even a Leftist firm will not want to put in the effort. Not to mention that support for him will alienate Jews and Christians away from the firm. His goose is cooked.
Imagine he ends up with a public defender :story:
Let's be real, Hasan is not going to jail for this. I'm not saying that the roach will scurry away scot-free, but Hasan is not an organizer. He didn't plan or pay for any of these stunts, so his value as a target is minimal. Meanwhile, he almost certainly does have a lot of incriminating evidence about all the handlers who did organize these things. And he will flip on them in an instant. I assume the investigators know this which is why they are going after him and leaving most of the people who went on the trip alone.

To be clear, I'm fine with this. As funny as it would be to see Hasan in prison, it'll be a lot funnier to see him loudly screaming that he's not a stool pigeon as he mysteriously avoids all consequences while everyone he has ever collaborated with gets the fed suddenly uncovering the shady details. Right up until the minute he is sitting before congress testifying about all of it (and he'll probably continue to pretend that somehow he didn't grass them out). Some people might complain about Hasan needing to be punished, but Hasan is such a miserable person whose only source of joy is clout that this will be a way more fitting punishment.
Yeah celebrities have a tendency to avoid going to prison typically by passing the blame onto somebody else via Jewish fuckery. This is how Bruce Jenner avoided getting vehicular manslaughter charges and then came out as a tranny right after to get public support and distract from the case. Hasan will do soemthing similar by outing everything to everyone and he's already started doing it live on twitch and to nobodies surprise, the PSL is and pretty much every leftist influencer inlcuding Hasan is getting money from the chinks.
 
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