DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Vic Viper T301]

I'm relatively new to the snortex, not a legacy member but I swear I remember last year it was like once a week or when a game ended early or something, not every fucking day. But correct me if I'm wrong.

Ever since he turned his daily prestream ramble into the "Pre Stream Podcast" which then became the "Level 1 Podcast" after Keem made fun of him for still being stuck on mission one, it's been a regular feature. He always follows the same formula where when he runs out of topics (Schedule, recap of every playthrough he's doing right now, personal drama, and whatever "news" he sees on Twitter that he wants to talk about) he will read tip and superchat messages. When he runs out of those and it hasn't been at least an hour and a half, it's QnA time until he hits that 90 minute mark. Every time, like clockwork since around 2022. Click any of his "podcasts" and skip to the last 30% and he's doing a QnA.
Phil used to have a dedicated QnA show called Ask the King but he stopped doing it, people have asked if it's ever coming back and he always says that they do it every day so there's no point.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Do you think that when DSP tosses his Gołąbki into Kats Seikan Tunnel, he speaks in alien language and, instead of saying I’m going to cum, yells, I’m about to arrive!?

Nah

He yells “The mayo is leaving the sandwich shop!”

 

[Coke Zero]

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You mean the white DSP...

Phil reaching out to jidion with his own history of pandalee and derich is a bold move.

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

who formats the days horizontally and not vertically anyway

Faggots with such an uncontrolled addiction to cock that it makes someone like prime Sasha Grey look like a violently celibate nun.

 

[BlastMonk]

Do you think that when DSP tosses his Gołąbki into Kats Seikan Tunnel, he speaks in alien language and, instead of saying I’m going to cum, yells, I’m about to arrive!?

I firmly beleive Kat and DSP have never had sex, and that Phil only had sex with Panda once or twice. He's throughly sex repulsed by women. I'm sure you could find middle ground between the old bad sex jokes all the time phil and the new super puritan Phil and that middle will be the one time he had actual sex, realised he's bad at it/can't get it hard/ got embarrassed about his manhood and then reject the whole concept of sex.
To answer your question I think when he masturbates I'm sure he says some Hulk Hogan references to himself as he cums and then goat laughs at his own joke, ''I'm cumming BROTHER, tuhuhuh'.

 

[SwiftBucks]

Ever since he turned his daily prestream ramble into the "Pre Stream Podcast" which then became the "Level 1 Podcast" after Keem made fun of him for still being stuck on mission one, it's been a regular feature

With gaming being sidelined the negativity in his podcast is unreal. Dude just dwells in a miasma of misery. I skip like 80% of the recaps now because it's unbearable.

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

Does getting t-boned in an accident make it impossible to edit some clips though? Asking for a DSP...

Phil wishes he could have been boned by T

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

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You mean the white DSP...

That's a good way to tell that he was certainly sipping heavily on the gin that late night.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

With gaming being sidelined the negativity in his podcast is unreal. Dude just dwells in a miasma of misery. I skip like 80% of the recaps now because it's unbearable.

it's bad to the point where even with a restreamer it's boring, I just watch highlights

the moment he drops games all together it'll be unbearable, just imagine 2h of padhcast followed by 2h of QnBeg

 

[Iron Hamster]

Is there anything is Dent Files about changing the leaderboard into a scrawl? Its the only compliment I've been able to give Phil because now you can't just pop in, laugh at him not hitting the goal, and leave. Now you have to wait 2 minutes to see the king's tax. I always wondered if that was Phil's idea but now I suspect it was Dragon Fucker.

the irony of this is that he believes that ltg is a pedo, without any research

yet he'll fight for Derich against overwhelming evidence.

 

[Milkdud]

Phil reaching out to jidion with his own history of pandalee and derich is a bold move.

Crossing my fingers for the new Jidion investigation called The Darksyde of Gaming PandaLee was 17

 

[OliverKlozoff]

I'm really done with this "king" shit.

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[Yung Dalph]

I firmly beleive Kat and DSP have never had sex, and that Phil only had sex with Panda once or twice. He's throughly sex repulsed by women. I'm sure you could find middle ground between the old bad sex jokes all the time phil and the new super puritan Phil and that middle will be the one time he had actual sex, realised he's bad at it/can't get it hard/ got embarrassed about his manhood and then reject the whole concept of sex

Likely has ED thanks to gout (significantly more likely for gout sufferers to develop ED) so chances are he both is completely uninterested in sex and also incapable of having sex. In addition to this, it probably hurts his ego a lot to have those issues and therefore has developed an aversion to sex.

Kat seems like she's either blasting her pussy 24/7 with dildos like a goonette or is just like Phil and has zero sex drive.

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

I firmly beleive Kat and DSP have never had sex, and that Phil only had sex with Panda once or twice. He's throughly sex repulsed by women. I'm sure you could find middle ground between the old bad sex jokes all the time phil and the new super puritan Phil and that middle will be the one time he had actual sex, realised he's bad at it/can't get it hard/ got embarrassed about his manhood and then reject the whole concept of sex.
To answer your question I think when he masturbates I'm sure he says some Hulk Hogan references to himself as he cums and then goat laughs at his own joke, ''I'm cumming BROTHER, tuhuhuh'.

TRAIN! SAY YOUR SCHEDULE! EAT YOUR FAST FOOD! AND CRANK YOUR HOG! BE A REAL GAMER!

 

[SwiftBucks]

Likely has ED thanks to gout [...]

You know you're completely free to never think these thoughts

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Looking at how many times in the leaked DMs Phil tried to guilt trip Darziak into sticking around because if he left DA TROLES would win, I wonder if he tried pulling that card on Leanna when she was on the verge of leaving him.

Don't leave me sweet baby! Think of what my DETRACTORS will say!

Also, a very special Memorial Day message from Phil Burnell:

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[HorseWifeAppreciator]

So it's my understanding from the dragonfucker leaks that Darziak was handholding every single aspect of Phil's "professional" life. Not just telling him how to install games and babysitting the youtube channel for him, but shit like coming up with copes for Phil to repeat on his morning show, and keeping up to date with detractor news so Phil stays informed. With that in mind, doesn't that mean Darziak was the one monitoring this thread, not Phil? Does Phil even know it exists?

He told PPP before the first strike of the King Snake that comes he reads the threads about him.

 

[johnkimble123]

With gaming being sidelined the negativity in his podcast is unreal. Dude just dwells in a miasma of misery. I skip like 80% of the recaps now because it's unbearable.

It's one thing to complain about your job, which is natural, but when your "job", using that term lightly, is sitting on your ass playing video games in your pajamas, you really lose the ability to bitch like he does. It's not even a thing of being jealous, it's more being so shameless that you complain about making 6 figures doing nothing all day and putting out literal unwatchable garbage.

And he'll sit there and say he can do what he wants, he can play what he wants, etc... but will then bitch when a game takes more than a week since views/money dries up or find some minor thing to whine about until people hate the game enough to stop watching OR he finishes it bitching for the last half of the game for taking too long.

 

[Comma]

Watch this fucking scumbag talk himself into a corner while trying to justify demanding $50 for opening a single pack:

2:31

Things we learned from this:

• the sole reason he bought Pokemon cards, is to make a profit from his audience (everyone already knew this, but now it's set in stone)
• he paid around $350 for 36 packs
• he's demanding $1800 in total for opening 36 packs
• that's a staggering 500% profit-on-investment

I love how halfway through the brainwashing attempt he seems to become aware of the fact that he could simply ask $15 per pack-opening and still make a profit, but continues brainwashing himself into thinking $50 per pack is not insanely scummy and greedy.

 

[johnkimble123]

Watch this fucking scumbag talk himself into a corner while trying to justify demanding $50 to open one card pack:

Pokemon cards TCG scam 50 dollars a pack May 25 2026.mp4

It's funny how little he stands for where you can't tell from day to day if he's trying to push that he's grifting, he's not grifting, he's doing it for content, he's doing it because it's what he wahnns, he's doing it because he is a business. There's no way to get a straight consistent answer.