Proposal: Board for High-Profile Individuals

[CrunkLord420]

I wonder if a Piers Morgan / Piers Morgan Uncensored thread would fit this board. I think that could be funny. I think that would fit this board.

Talking heads do not qualify.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Do these people make enough milk to really make a new subforum?

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Celebrity Bovines
Public Grazers
Herd Animals

Just to keep with the cow theme?

 

[Akashic Retard]

Lolcow VIP section

 

[3MMA]

Kind of a big deal fits with the site, but Public Interest is probably better to protect the site and keep it clear that these are public figures

“Kind of a Big Deal: Lolcows of the Public Domain”

 

[Spectate]

The following threads do not fit the traditional definition of a lolcow or anything adjacent but are very active.

• Donald Trump
• Elon Musk
• Kanye West
• Azealia Banks
• Vivek Ramaswamy
• Ashley St. Claire
• Antonio Brown

Possibly also these.

• Glenn Greenwald
• Casey Anthony
• Other threads I'm vaguely aware of but can't find.

@CrunkLord420 believes a board specifically for "not really an internet retard" high-profile individuals may benefit the site. His shortlist for candidates are based off his interests in technology and business and are:

• Alex Karp
• Sam Altman
• David Sacks
• Larry Ellison

Discuss.

I assume what you mean by "Internet person" is someone who's claim to fame does not come from the Internet? Would Alex Jones and Greta Thunberg count? Why the fuck does Adam Sandler have a thread? I guess he would work..?

 

[Lokenstien]

I like "Kind-of a Big Deal"

Kind-of a Big Dill.

 

[innocent jogger]

I didn't realize Kanye got so much traffic since I only follow him when he is off his meds doing heil Hitler type shit.

"Public Interest" is a classy title. I think it's a good idea overall.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Talking heads do not qualify.

Would Laura loomer fall under the new board or be considered a talking head? Cause she does a lot of lolsuits and connections in the political world and used to stream to people in the sektur. Or would she just be considered a full blown lowocow?

 

[Null]

Would Laura loomer fall under the new board or be considered a talking head? Cause she does a lot of lolsuits and connections in the political world and used to stream to people in the sektur. Or would she just be considered a full blown lowocow?

absolutely not, she's in the pits alongside quartering.

Why the fuck does Adam Sandler have a thread?

because pixels SUCKED

 

[alphabetnigger]

“Kind of a Big Deal: Lolcows of the Public Domain”

I like that. Sounds all official. Like you could publish a book under that title.

 

[MrMM]

“Kind of a Big Deal: Lolcows of the Public Domain”

"Out to Pasture"

 

[Monopolywheel]

The only problem I could see is some of these people are so powerful that they could sue this website into the ground

 

[Null]

The only problem I could see is some of these people are so powerful that they could sue this website into the ground

yeah well so can pro se retards. let's rock n roll.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Would Alex Jones and Greta Thunberg count?

Media does not qualify. Greta is too small time. She doesn't hold a real position of power, either. She's just an activist. The people funding her, that could be a thread, possibly.

 

[legtard respecter]

nah sorry i do think kanye is definitely a traditional lolcow. banks maybe too but she's more some side-grade skitzocow.

 

[Lach]

IDK how this will be a good thing, your administrative solution to dealing with anything that was high profile and controversial was segregation and containment threads(ukraine war/trumpy/anything recent). Honestly I can see this as possibly a good thing if you butchered the segregation and containment threads and actually enforced rules on privileged spergy users so they would at least stay on topic or compose their rhetoric in a palatable format or just get the boot and a hint instead of just forming an echo chamber thread constantly talking about their politically opposite echo chamber thread, but realistically all this is just going to be is the battleground of the two echo chamber threads of any high profile figure.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Would Bryan Johnson count?

 

[Grub]

I guess I haven't clicked through the forum subsections for a while because I could have sworn there was a famous lolcows section that mostly covered these kind of people. Or maybe I'm misremembering and it was just a tag or something. Either way, a section for those kind of people is probably good.

 

[Chimplord1997]

Make it "red heifers"