As an old ass retarded man who just went to college for the first time, I get to observe the youth. So, like, I finally got my associate's degree, and this is what I noticed and what I think about the future - Like, what America will be in the future:
1. At the gym, I always see like perm having niggas taking tren cycles and trying to bench 300, which I assumed was the vast majority of soon-to-be adult American dudes. This is not the case - College instead shows that everyone is actually kind of really boring and not on tren, screaming while putting clips on the bar, benchpressing solo, attempting suicide. Instead, they all just kind of browse TikTok or the like nonstop on their phones and really seem like the equivalent of the silent generation, except without drinking. I made a joke in my Human Sexuality class about drinking nonstop and how much it rules, and everyone was like "Uhhhh didn't you know drinking is bad?" while I assume those niggas are chuggin' energy drinks 24/7 and clearing Zyn tins. Which makes me wonder what happened? Like, the excitement and risk factor are gone. Instead, I see niggas being like "Man, my dream is to go to Disneyworld and also to have a vacation in a NICE part of Mexico, nowhere dangerous!" - Like, wtf? I thought kids would want to hit up some shitty border town and do crack while fucking hookers, but apparently, that isn't cool anymore. Also, a ton of catholic crosses on these niggas. Very strange.
Thinking about this, I think I see why all look max streamers and shit are popular now. All these dudes are living a life completely alien to most kids. Go to the club and hang out with thots? No way, I gotta go to bed and the club doesn't have mocktails, so ewww.
2. I remember hearing about schools "woke" and shit. This wasn't the case - In fact, in my sociology class, people were like "Uhhh~ This shit is fucking gay and stupid," when it came to topics like critical race theory and shit. In fact, the majority of kids seemed actually annoyed by such concepts. The black kids were like "AI HELP ME I JUST WANT TO BE A NURSE". There was a group of kids (Like, three fat chicks and some thirsty twink nigger) trying to bring up Palestinian stuff, but I think everyone thought they were gay.
3. They don't seem really too political. I was expecting kids to flip out about Iran and shit, but they don't care. In fact, it seemed pretty split with most people being like "uhhh I support Trump." and "noo trump bad" but with zero passion or conflict. In fact, both sides seemed uninterested.
4. Their music taste gets worse and worse with time. Like, I don't get the mumble rap shit, but kids like it. I really don't get how they can stand listening to some retarded nigga who sounds like he just has a bunch of Elmers Glue in his mouth talk about slapping ass, yet they find even a Coors Light and a dive bar too scary to interact with.
So, in conclusion, I have the following:
The future of America will be a bunch of boring, broke-ass kids who got financially fucked by the older generations. They seem fine for the most part, but they also have terrible music and will not be fun to party with. We are raising a generation of Al Gores who are blasting shit that makes Bonecrusher sound like Mozart. They also really want to go to Disney World. I don't think they are super chud, racist, or super gay woke? If anything, they seem nihilistic about the whole thing, but who knows if they are just putting on a face or not.
I suppose they seem OK. At least they are not gay and retarded like most millennials. I believe the future of America will be bright, if boring. I hope this post was insightful and helps us reflect on our future as a nation.
