🎨 Artcow Fanny Perret / Adrien Perret / Null / null_backdoorho / null_bis / polyglotplatypus / Laika Albarn / deadspacedog - Degenerate French pooner who larped as an Asian-American and made comics about fucking her (dead) father, has a female genital mutilation fetish, a lesson in opsec

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Thread tax; I have to save these to my phone and send them to myself (and then immediately delete them from all my devices), which is far too much work for these subpar images.

We'll hold a viking funeral for your phone eventually; since I'm a desktop user, I just copy and paste the images without saving them directly. We should all hope digital devices never gain sapience for the specific reason that anyone who has collected content for a KF thread will definitely get the guillotine, and with our luck it'll be a buggy Temu guillotine that can't even slice through a neck the whole way through. Imagine bleeding out because a vibe-coded app had to stop in the middle of the process to ask you to leave a 5 star review.

But thank you for collecting nonetheless.

Spoiler: Hey, I get to do commentary for once! Neat!

A commission, if you can believe it. Not much to say about it, only that the characters are ugly, and Fanny's artstyle doesn't help much, but curiously, the commissioner (@sushi3c7 on twitter) had their profile picture done by this mysterious @deadspacedog....

This tranny has shown up numerous times in the thread to the point where I believe him to be Fanny's number 1 fan who isn't a coat-tail riding asskisser like Christianna. I looked into him myself and he's really nothing to write home about compared to other perverts who commission perverts, but he definitely seems privy of Fanny's dual identity.

Lynn's feet in the first panel look weird. For an art student, Fanny still uses very basic and boring comic paneling, which lends itself to the theory of Fanny being burnt out; you could make this comic much more interesting had she put a little elbow grease into it. Also, Lynn's piss stream must be like a firehose, wow.

To be fair, Fanny's paneling has never been inspired, even during what I believe where her best comicking days - indeed, her time spent as Laika. She seems to have a "crank-it-out" mentality that doesn't really invite experimentation, and as an artist supposedly living on French disability she's likely settling for whatever works instead of innovating. Boring for anybody else but gooners.

Perhaps a bit off-topic, but notice how many of these fat guy OCs are only round? Like you could theoretically cut off Cartman's torso and put his head on a bodybuilder, and not much would change. Yes, his head is round, but that's moreso Fanny's diminishing interest in these characters than anything else. Still, there's no double chin, fat dipping around elbows and other joints, et cetera. You could argue that this is just her artstyle and she's not a realism artist, but she's more than willing to draw out Lynn's scars, sagging boobs, hip dips, all the things that make her ''unconventional''. Did you notice that, despite these types of artists being heavily against beauty standards, there are still some lines they won't cross in terms of giving their characters unconventional traits?

All of this is completely true, especially for other "fat bastard appreciators" Fanny keeps company with, and it's because none of them would screw a guy they'd see on My 600lb Life in reality because they don't find these real people attractive, only these cartoonish symbols collected in a 2D representation on a page. But aside from that, I had a completely different takeaway from the comic, which is that Lynn's feeder qualities are not explored much outside of watching Cyrus pound down fast food which seems more like Fanny wishing someone appreciated her more gluttonous tendencies rather than her own appreciation for a gentleman gourmand. But for once, Cyrus is right: feeders are freaks and it would be the closest Lynn got to being as similarly sadistic to Cyrus aside from her personal enjoyment of actual accounts of rape.

Best for last - a picture for a fic where Cartman gets caught for being a pedophile. I won't be reading this, at least not now, the perspective is a little wacky, but most importantly, Cartman looks absolutely hilarious here. The oafish body with the mass of an average moose with the tinny little pinprick head sitting on top of it. It looks intentionally fucked up, I don't believe Fanny, with her very valuable art degree, saw this finished and thought ''yeah, ready to post!''. Also, that woman is not Lynn, it's his mom. The AO3 fic about this ''what if'' is not canon because, as we all know, Fanny doesn't like victims getting justice.

I'll leave it up to someone else to do the ''everyone is so mean 2 me'' meme.

You can't even do the meme properly because Cyrus has a comical little frog ass, which is one of the few traits many fat men actually have in real life. I did read this properly as I believe it's a repost, and it's just as lame and ineffectual as anything else she writes. For all intents and purposes, she is truly circling the drain. Even her cohorts like Polarka are getting into more generalized puppyplay, so I'm wondering if there's some kind of kink burnout going around Girl Pervert Twitter that bit Fanny on the rear and sapped her of her lust.

Funny stuff. Now for my contribution: a comic in which Lynn gets raped, but like, in a not-sexy way by a not-Cartman in an extremely convoluted and thankfully scrapped storyline, and some more Yaoi!AU.

Spoiler: You can tell she's probably only about 5% fujoshi anymore.

Levels of laziness once believed to be scientifically impossible are being reached by the researchers hard at work at Perret Labs. Upon looking closer, I notice that compared to Lady!Lynn, Lad!Lynn is... fit, actually. Trim, slim, twinkish; if he were more akin to Lynn's canon design, wouldn't he have more effects of aging and gravity? Even skinny guys end up with lax skin as they grow older or a little bit of a pooch around the belly unless they're into fitness (which Lynn isn't). With all the talk we were just doing about Cyrus' anatomy, it's funny to think she inches closer to real-world depictions of women versus men, which I must say is extremely heterosexual of her.


Of this comic, Fanny wrote: "I sketched a story where Lynn gets assaulted by the husband of one of Cy's hookups. I ended up scrapping it, but since I really like Cy & Lynn's characterization in that comic, I figured I'd share it!" But having read it, I wasn't sure what jumped out to her about their characterizations as it seems to follow every other tedious comic she makes. Blah, blah, blah, Cyrus is a sociopath; blah, blah, blah, Lynn pragmatically and realistically goes "Oh, you!" sitcom wife-style and nothing ever changes. Also, for being a proud kinkster, she really didn't go out of her way to depict the rape very graphically... isn't that your bread and butthurt, Fanny?

And since I'm probably the only one in the thread autistic enough to comb through Fanny's autofellating askbox, I took the time to collect some just to round out my post.

Spoiler: Did you know Isabelle has herpes?

Haha, nobody believes for a second Cyrus wouldn't see a preschool class he personally taught as anything other than the way a shark might see a school of fish swimming right up ahead of him. We've seen your grotesque Baraag art reshares, Fanny, we know you aren't shy about seeing tykes get traumatized.
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This is such a hetslop kind of concept that I almost wish Fanny would write a billionaire mafia werewolf!AU of Cyrus and Lynn. She's one step away from writing "She was his Queen; and God help anyone who dare disrespect his queen."
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Credit where it's due to Christianna for giving Isabelle herpes as a result of the incestuous rape she endured at the hand of her depraved slut of a father; that's certainly... well, more realistic than it could be. However, I burst out laughing at reading Fanny claim that not only would Cyrus and Lynn also have herpes, but that Cyrus would go raw with teenagers, thus implying he's been infecting teen girls with herpes left right and center! Cyrus would absolutely earn his own KF thread if he were real, that's bonkers.
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Misogynistic heterosexual woman can hardly withstand the very notion of a man without a twig and berries, news at 11.
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Along with the STD ask, this inclines me to believe that if Cyrus gave Lynn HIV, he might not necessarily say sorry, and that's far more of a fascinating headcanon to explore than how Cyrus feels about rocketships or burgers or whatever other lolquirky trait Fanny slaps on to Jupedo, the most pedophilic of all the planets in the solar system.
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in a not-sexy way by a not-Cartman in an extremely convoluted and thankfully scrapped storyline

I read this in Cartman's exact voice. It was amazing.

The comic was completely pointless. I'm not sure if she was trying to explore something or if she just wanted to draw hurt/comfort, but could only rape her female lead again because sex. A waste and a shitty story.

Haha, nobody believes for a second Cyrus wouldn't see a preschool class he personally taught as anything other than the way a shark might see a school of fish swimming right up ahead of him.

Pedos tend to have ages they're attracted to, but Cyrus is insane enough to wait 5 years for his tastes.

"She was his Queen; and God help anyone who dare disrespect his queen."

OH MY GOD I THINK THAT SCRAPPED STORYLINE WAS IT

This is such a hetslop kind of concept that I almost wish Fanny would write a billionaire mafia werewolf!AU of Cyrus and Lynn.

I do think it's funny that Fanny probably lies to the closest people she knows and probably doesn't feel bad about it, but her husband Cartman would never EVER betray his one twu luv.

However, I burst out laughing at reading Fanny claim that not only would Cyrus and Lynn also have herpes, but that Cyrus would go raw with teenagers, thus implying he's been infecting teen girls with herpes left right and center! Cyrus would absolutely earn his own KF thread if he were real, that's bonkers.

They trace this new virulent stream of herpes to this particular school, and gee, guess what all the givers had in common??? Hmm... it's almost as if you could arrest someone for that.

At least he doesn't have superAIDS or some shit.

Along with the STD ask, this inclines me to believe that if Cyrus gave Lynn HIV, he might not necessarily say sorry, and that's far more of a fascinating headcanon to explore than how Cyrus feels about rocketships or burgers or whatever other lolquirky trait Fanny slaps on to Jupedo, the most pedophilic of all the planets in the solar system.

He sends her this video to tell her and she rolls her eyes and they bond over Prep and giving other's AIDS without remorse.

I kept thinking about whether or not I'd read the "Cyrus gets pedo caught" bad ending but I rather just write an entire story about the two of them screaming and trying to blame the other. And of course, that would never happen under Fanny's watch. Her quirkly fat chungus never gets yelled at by his true love, and never yells back.

 

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Haha, nobody believes for a second Cyrus wouldn't see a preschool class he personally taught as anything other than the way a shark might see a school of fish swimming right up ahead of him.

Obvious joke about Cartman's eating habits aside, I think it says a lot about her "progression" as an "artist" (my fingers are gonna fall off from all this air-quoting) that she's gone from being 3edgy5u to using asks that are obviously fishing for edgy content as an opportunity to underscore how ridiculously perfect her husbando is. She seriously wants us to believe a man who, in her own characterization, has no empathy and no patience for things he sees as beneath him would be good with small children? Seriously?

Credit where it's due to Christianna for giving Isabelle herpes as a result of the incestuous rape she endured at the hand of her depraved slut of a father; that's certainly... well, more realistic than it could be. However, I burst out laughing at reading Fanny claim that not only would Cyrus and Lynn also have herpes, but that Cyrus would go raw with teenagers, thus implying he's been infecting teen girls with herpes left right and center! Cyrus would absolutely earn his own KF thread if he were real, that's bonkers.

God, I hope her freak server doesn't get ahold of this information. Knowing them, there are some bug-chasers among them. Speaking of her server, this made me curious enough to search "herpes" in there to see if Fanny had established aaaaaaanything about Cartman and Lynn having it before. Nope! Just new information out of her ass. Probably fell right out, along with a stapler, a rotary phone, and a live hamster.

Still on the subject of the server, recent events there have made me feel like getting off my ass and sharing something that I don't think I've seen come up in this thread before, although I could be wrong and will duly take my knocks if I am. Fanny runs monthly polls for her financial supporters, where they can throw in requests for sketches as long as the subjects of the sketches are her OCs and/or, more recently, Christianna's. These poll requests are where people kept demanding to see the non-canon storyline of Cartman molesting his and Lynn's daughter over and over until Fanny made them quit. Admittedly I find the polls to be kind of fascinating as a snapshot of her fanbase's tastes, which range from the supposedly wholesome to the outright deranged right back around to the yawn-inducing. A few examples from recent months:

 

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Admittedly I find the polls to be kind of fascinating as a snapshot of her fanbase's tastes, which range from the supposedly wholesome to the outright deranged right back around to the yawn-inducing.

Seeing that for April that the highest votes went to the concept of Cyrus killing a clone of Lynn and raping its corpse for "snuff and cucking purposes" makes me curious just how many of these people are either on a registry or deserve to be on one. Good grief. The fact that she even entertains these creeps speaks poorly of her character, and it shouldn't surprise her one bit that her options with the least votes are the tamest and most mundane.

Seeing how poorly Lola and Joji score (and, notably, how they are the only other non-CyLynniverse characters to appear) also makes me understand why the rest of her characters are so underrepresented. Must be a miserable life when people only want you to ever serve the same buttered pasta over and over again, but I guess she does keep cohort with autists who have sexual hyperfixations, so it's a fate well deserved.

Also, I had a funny observation earlier today:
Fanny's LCF thread has remained relatively slow these last few weeks - the last post in it was 5 days ago - so the odds that she's started lurking here more often are quite high... which to me explains "anonymous" messages like this one that she just received in regards to Dude!Lynn's unrealistic physique, something that had been mentioned only yesterday in this thread.
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I sort of wonder if Fanny staggers certain answers to reflect what's in her thread, but that may be more conspiratorial than is likely; after all, the simplest answer is often the truth. Still, Fanny is a known lurker and I found it funny that the second there's any crap to talk about certain subjects, she "conveniently" has an answer ready to go.

If she's taking our opinions into account about anything, then I humbly request she put a "Cokefiend!Lynn blackmailing Cartman into getting more drug money from his parents to feed her growing addiction" AU on the ballot. To appease her perverts, I'll even suggest that she pull a Lorena Bobbitt on Cartman the second he tries to put his foot down and stage an intervention.

 

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Seeing that for April that the highest votes went to the concept of Cyrus killing a clone of Lynn and raping its corpse for "snuff and cucking purposes" makes me curious just how many of these people are either on a registry or deserve to be on one. Good grief.

You see what I mean about how her followers are worse than her, just hampered by lack of even meager artistic ability? Fanny's tastes might have gotten significantly tamer, but her followers will keep wringing depravity out of her until either she calls it quits or their attention spans finally dwindle. I can't help but wonder how much someone would have had to pay her to draw the Cartman daughter molestation she refused to do. Something tells me it's not as much as one might hope.

If she's taking our opinions into account about anything, then I humbly request she put a "Cokefiend!Lynn blackmailing Cartman into getting more drug money from his parents to feed her growing addiction" AU on the ballot. To appease her perverts, I'll even suggest that she pull a Lorena Bobbitt on Cartman the second he tries to put his foot down and stage an intervention.

Funny as fuck, and it wouldn't even be the first time she's drawn Lynn chopping off Cy's dick, so really she might as well.

Thread tax! Plus commentary for those who don't mind hearing me yammer.

Spoiler: A haul from her "work in progress" channel

Hah. Hah. Hah. So funny. And Fanny's impeccable characterization once again rears its head: of course a childhood incest victim is comfortable making a groomer tier list with a rapist of underage girls! Why would she have a problem with that?

I can't believe I'm saying this, but can Fanny at least try to wring some eroticism out of a woman in a position of power? This is stiffer than Cartman's dick at a varsity volleyball game.

Featuring: Fanny's One Joke. Is weed her magical solution to make Cartman/Cartwoman do whatever out-of-character bullshit her whims demand? Honestly, put it back in the deck.

I can't talk too much about this one because it makes me too legitimately angry and I'm trying not to ALOG. So I hope it speaks for itself.

Speaking of burning rage! Jesus, the misogyny in this one is straight out of a 90s sitcom.

Honestly, I'm posting this one not because I give a rat's ass about its contents (which are incredibly rote for Cartman and Lynn, she just keeps retreading the same shit again and again) but because Lynn looks like she's engulfed in a ballsack in the second panel. Hehe.

This one deserves to have the caption with it, because the hypocrisy is astounding, but also what the FUCK is going on with the art?

And last but certainly not least...God, Fanny really just won't let this concept go. It's skin-crawling every single time. Love how she has Lynn intervene to tell the audience this is totally sweet and wholesome.

 

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Thread tax! Plus commentary for those who don't mind hearing me yammer.

Spoiler: I, too, nearly wore 25 tophats reading those comics.

I'm very convinced Fanny is autistic on some level because the amount she circles the drain on certain subjects (Lynn thinks it's OK for Cyrus to want to fuck her childhood self/Everyone including law enforcement and medical personnel just believes that Lynn being beaten and raped by her husband is just totally cool kinky sex/Weed is the conduit in which Cyrus can be coerced into sex acts he doesn't want) is just incredible. I can understand when authors return to particular themes and tropes repeatedly in their works, it's often a connection to some sort of fascination, a trauma, or just a calling to the subject that they can't seem to shake, but this is just stupid. It really goes to show that Cyrus and Lynn are just a sitcom couple with kink added to them with how rote and predictable they are, and they aren't even a critique on sitcom dynamics like Kevin Can Fuck Himself is. Just the same thing day in, day out. Fanny, how many times a week do you eat plain mashed potatoes, per chance?

When you watch cows like Fanny long enough, the real risk of A-Logging no longer comes from their bizarre behaviors or the shocking things they say or even the way they live their lives but just that they remain trapped in a perpetual cycle of the same thing over and over again. (I notice this in other art cows in terms of fixation on subjects, but it's noteworthy over in the Beauty Parlor with long-recorded cows like Amberlynn Reid or Anna O'Brien as well). I suppose they'd stop being cows if they changed how they acted, but the complete and utter disinterest in novelty gets me every time. Like, for all of the AUs she cooks up, Fanny fundamentally changes nothing; all the AU serves as is a window dressing. You would think swapping sexes or even making them into elves and orcs might spice things up, but she returns to the same tired ideas each time: Cyrus is big, Lynn doesn't get to orgasm, lather, rinse, repeat. It's pitiful that Fanny wants so much support for her comics and writing when she has absolutely nothing to offer for the average reader. She can't even write a story longer than KAMGO, for God's sake, and that's why she keeps harping on about it ages after the fact.

But I think she's icky and thus I will keep archiving her stuff because I also don't like that she tried to DFE when farmers found out more about her. If you're going to be a gross pervert, at least be proud about it.

Naturally, it's time for some thread tax. And what a treat, we get a comic - in color! - and it's not depicted in The Palette(TM)! It might as well be for how badly drawn it is, but hey, we take our wins where we get them.

Spoiler: I can't get spoilered images to work, so NSFW ahead.

Cyrus uses a safeword. According to Fanny, she sketched this in November 2023, if you're wondering just how long she's been sitting on art for, and frankly it's tragic because her more recent commissions therefore prove that she is stagnating worse than pond water. Cyrus' dry, vacant eyes are a nice touch here, though; I've noticed convicted pedophiles often have a withering look to their eyes that make you unsettled to stare back into them, so it'd be arguably the best part of Cyrus' design if Fanny wasn't just actually being lazy about highlights.

A commission for someone weirdly fixated on the idea that Cyrus would fuck a teenage boy for once. His big coconut crab hand is fucking hilarious - Cyrus shouldn't be in schools fucking kids, he missed his calling on the court playing ball!

And as always, Tetratto asks.

Spoiler: Someone complimented Fanny's anatomy skills.

I dunno, Fanny, I just feel like making a fetish character out of a child predator who escapes all consequences is in really poor taste what with all the Epstein shit floating around.
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Despite drawing naked people for a decade, Fanny remains terrible at anatomy, so I wouldn't be eager to ask her for drawing tips - yet somehow, she always has someone waiting in the wings, eager to glaze her gluttonous glutes.
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God forbid you might give Cyrus a humanizing trait of something like regret! No, that'd ruin the entire fantasy (despite their relationship barely even being about the extreme chastity and misogyny kinks anymore). Also, "if he were to actually regret doing that to her, it'd be an insult to her sacrifice and commitment to being the perfect sub for him"? Seriously? What about their entire shared live together independently of their stupid sex games? Lifestyle kinksters honestly make me believe there should be a specific recognition for sexual autism because nobody normal would ever engage in it.
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Cyrus uses a safeword.

This pisses me off more than I care to admit. So Cy can and will call things off if he's just plain not feeling it, but Lynn can be driven to tears again and again and will never back out? Stand by your man, says Fanny.

Aaaaanyway, here comes a haul from her server. NSFW ahead.

Spoiler: Featuring the winning poll comic: Cy murdering Lynn's clone in front of her.

I haven't posted much about the Childhood Friends AU because I've had paint I would rather watch dry, but here it is in a nutshell: the culmination of Fanny's fixation on the cute and wholesome love between her two monsters. No, I don't know if Cy happens to be a pedophile in this AU or if getting access to Lynn's healing pussy earlier than usual solves that. I'm tempted to send an ask to find out.

An "if Lynn successfully killed herself" comic. I'm formulating a theory here where Fanny is one of those classic bodice-ripper misogynists who thinks that even the most egotistical man can be brought low by a woman he loves, particularly if she dies. Old-school sexism seems to be a trend lately.


Aaaand here's more of it! A very revealing comic, in my humble opinion. Fanny nakedly exhibits what draws a lot of truly fucked up women to evil men: the (erroneous) idea that because the man is a criminal, murderer, rapist, pedophile, etc etc, he couldn't do better and so could never leave them. No wonder that's part of Fanny's fantasy with Cartman.


I'm posting these chronologically, but this really is the crown jewel. Where to begin? It's fascinating to me that Fanny thinks that this kind of sadistic evil can coexist with the wholesome lovey-dovey feewings she loves so much, but there's also the marked fact that even here, Cartman has to go the extra mile in disrespecting his wife's wishes. No matter how much of a doormat she is, it will never be enough.

Again, mostly posting this just to justify not posting more Childhood Friends AU bullshit. It's just the same shit retrod, dunked in more glurgey wholesomeness.

Does this strike anyone else as creepily pedophilic? Less like Lynn's a dog and more like she's a tantruming toddler? I don't know, maybe Fanny's perversions are finally getting to me.

Second runner-up in April's monthly poll. This one's basic enough that I'm shocked Fanny hasn't done it before.

 

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Aaaaanyway, here comes a haul from her server. NSFW ahead.

You are such a fucking trooper, thank you. I know I'm stating the obvious, but Fanny has become such an exhausting cow because, while her degeneration has mostly stagnated, the Gilead-level misogyny in her work -- that she somehow inexplicably portrays as "woke" and "nuanced" (while being neither) -- is so draggingly bleak that you could almost feel pity for how boring of an individual Fanny is. I believe we've discussed both on here and on LC that Fanny does not even seem to be that into what she draws, yet she is so desperate to appear interesting that she seems to just spin a wheel and choose whatever deranged, male-brained kink comes up to prove to her peers that she's the "freakiest".

And to provide the most groundbreaking commentary in this thread, if not all of KF:

>I hadn't [sic] gone under 220 since 9th grade
FATTY!

 

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Does this strike anyone else as creepily pedophilic? Less like Lynn's a dog and more like she's a tantruming toddler? I don't know, maybe Fanny's perversions are finally getting to me.

Not sure if it seems pedophilic per se, but I have observed Fanny's slow flanderization of her characters as time has gone on, and Lynn has become vastly more petulant, juvenile and shallow the longer Fanny writes her. Lynn's Traumatic Event (LTE) is arguably the most loadbearing part of making Lynn a remotely compelling character because without it, she really is just a vacuous pickme who would embarrass even Muslim mothers and Mormon housewives with how relentlessly she worships her husband.

This comic stood out to me because it's one of the rare moments in which Lynn actually tries to enact her will over Cyrus', which makes it inherently more interesting than the umpteenth "Would you rape me as a child? Aw, how romantic" comic in a row. Lynn's lack of backbone despite Fanny trying to paint her as a hardassed woman of steel to everyone else around her could have potential for being a fascinating dichotomy of what we see on the outside versus what exists internally, but we all know it's because Fanny is inconsistent moreso than she is a clever writer. Also, I don't know what Lynn even did here - did she smash Cyrus' hand with her knee or something? God, those puppy costumes are retarded.

Fanny has become such an exhausting cow because, while her degeneration has mostly stagnated, the Gilead-level misogyny in her work -- that she somehow inexplicably portrays as "woke" and "nuanced" (while being neither) -- is so draggingly bleak that you could almost feel pity for how boring of an individual Fanny is.

Cyclical, tedious and doomed all feel like apt ways to describe Fanny's writing style with CyLynn. I once heard this concept in fiction writing that while you want to have a vague idea of how to end a story, you don't want to necessarily truly commit to it until you've finished a majority of the writing because if it's "finished" in your head, you're less motivated to keep working on it or even actually polish the turd once it has been mostly crapped.

We know through our beloved Discord moles that the canonical end to Cyrus and Lynn's story is that she dies of natural causes in her sleep and Cyrus goes on to kill himself as he cannot face life without her - was this a mistake on Fanny's part to plan so far out ahead? Did deciding once and for all how it concluded kill any inspiration for her without Fanny realizing it? We'll never know for sure, but seeing Cyrus and Lynn gravitate further and further away from their original concepts and into Quirk Chungus Reddit Comic About Marriage territory inclines me to believe something killed her inspiration because even her earlier comics featuring them were ripe with more potential and shock value.

Wild stuff. Anyway, here's some thread tax of my own.

Spoiler: She finished the NSFW comic of Lynn eating Girl!Cy snatch.

Fanny is always so laissez-faire about the concept of casually drugging people against their will that I think it may be its own unique kink for her that she either hasn't realized she has or she doesn't want to own up to as it makes a lot of people into "CNC" (the cutesy term for rape) balk... which would be shocking given that she wrote a whole comic about Lola being roofied so that Joji could help a man rape her unconscious body while he filmed it to later use as blackmail against the rapist. Also, haha, Fanny's such a hetty betty she can't even bring herself to draw detailed cunnilingus. Whenever she draws lesbian stuff, I always think of how grotesque she seemed to find the act of pussy eating when she supposedly did it, and you can tell that revulsion lingers on even in her art.

Just a basic portrait commission. It's impressive that Fanny really cannot draw an attractive face on anyone to save her life; they always have a dysgenic countenance to them, even when they look like they should be relatively easy on the eyes. At least the colors aren't too bad.

Tetratto asks, as I am the only one brave - or even foolish - enough to tread foot and collect them.

Spoiler: Blah.

Ah, see, Girl!Cy would beat the living shit out of Lynn and ruin her life by forcing her to undergo brutal whippings and routine stomach punches and having her genitals mutilated, but... she's just too repressed on account of being a woman in a Society(TM), you know? It's amusing to watch Fanny fall into the commonly complained about pitfall of "soft yuri" as many of her freaky cohort complain that F/F content skews less kinky and extreme (when written by actual same sex attracted women) and moreso gentle and romantic; there's a market for vicious Killing Eve style hostile lesbianism, yet Fanny does not seem keen on engaging it. Funny!
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Weird to slowly erode the "serial child predator who has possibly been giving countless teen girls herpes through grooming and rape" aspect of Cyrus' character, because otherwise he's really just a bumbling, fat loser with a simp wife.
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Drunk Lynn can be mean, you said? That'd be a fun avenue to go down for any drama, but Fanny's overly invested in them as characters rather than vehicles for telling a story so she won't dare to anything to put their perfect marriage into entertaining jeopardy, so we'll just have to take her at her word with this.
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The reason Girl!Cy is a stone top that never asks for reciprocation while Cartman demands his every whim and pleasure be served even - and often especially - at the cost of Lynn's comfort is because Fanny is a misogynist who does not believe female pleasure should exist at all and that women as a whole are but nagging fucksleeves for the human beings, AKA men, around them. Hope that helps, Anon.
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Canonically, Cyrus has a vasectomy and he and Lynn never once engage in any sort of "breeding" kink whatsoever, so I don't know why it would be relevant when they are in an alternate universe in which they are lesbians. I've never once met an actual, for-real lesbian with a fetish for pregnancy and being impregnated (or desiring to impregnate someone), but maybe if I spent more time around Fanny's kind, I would see more of these "lesbians" for myself.
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While I still think Eden is a stupid name for Lynn as a Chinese guy (Evan makes vastly more sense and even sounds closer to Evelynn), this makes me think that Lynn would be better off having a twin brother canonically as it would bring her more vicious traits to the surface and give her more depth beyond just "beaten and dedicated housewife." However, that would just be more proof that Lynn needs male characters to gain any sort of deeper qualities to her concept, so I would rather Fanny write a girl-twin AU where Lynn is essentially trying to absorb her normal, pleasant twin like a chimera even post-birth as her parents obviously favor her sister, which leads Lynn to more extreme lengths of pickmeism to make up for being the least favorite child on account of her raging personality disorder. But we all know that'd be too funny, so c'est la vie. Also, Fanny is so full of shit because Cyrus would 100% be the brother that molests his little siblings for the love of the game. Don't play me, Fanners!
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Vaginal rejuvenation procedures include the following:

Surgical methods​

A gynecologic or plastic surgeon does these surgeries. They usually require anesthesia. Common types include:

• Labiaplasty: Reshapes your labia or the “lips” of your vagina
• Vaginoplasty: Tightens or loosens your vaginal canal
• Clitoral hood reduction: Removes extra tissue that covers your clitoris
• Monsplasty: Removes hanging or fatty tissue from your pubic bone area
• Perineoplasty: Strengthens the area between your vagina and anus

Nonsurgical methods​

Nonsurgical options don’t require cuts or stitches. Types include:

• CO2 laser: The laser heats the upper layers of the tissue in your vagina, causing the tissue in the lower layers to make more collagen. This may make your skin firmer and tighter.
• RF (radio frequency): RF waves heat the vaginal tissue, encouraging blood flow and collagen production.
• The Orgasm Shot® (O-Shot®): This is an experimental type of platelet-rich plasma (PRP) injection. It involves taking PRP from your own blood. A provider then injects it into your clitoris and vagina. It claims to enhance orgasms.

... So you're telling me throughout all of those different kinds of procedures, not a single medical provider would stop Lynn to ask why she's missing her clitoris and labia minora? She really seems to believe that money can buy off enough people's skepticism, doesn't she? Is she aware that American medical providers are obligated to report situations in which they believe domestic violence may be at play? She's such a dumbass sometimes, it's breathtaking.
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[Fat and Balding]

did she smash Cyrus' hand with her knee or something?

She bit him, cuz dog puppy. Those are fangs.

 

[squidward tentacles]

She bit him, cuz dog puppy. Those are fangs.
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I like that people have to do stone rubbings and archeology to discern Fanny's art, because it's just that bad

 

[Nightdancer]

She bit him, cuz dog puppy. Those are fangs.
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I'd pay for a continuation comic where it breaks skin and Cy dies of the resulting septic shock. Not that Fanny would, but... any Kiwis up to the task?

 

[Magic Pickle]

She bit him, cuz dog puppy. Those are fangs.

I'm still not sure why she used the word "GNAP" to describe it, but I suppose any sort of onomatopoeia could work so long as it covered up having to actually draw something. Her reliance on conveying action through smears and over-sized sound effects is one of the lazier parts of her artistic process and often ends up obfuscating so much that it's hard to tell what's happening.

Honestly, I'm posting this one not because I give a rat's ass about its contents (which are incredibly rote for Cartman and Lynn, she just keeps retreading the same shit again and again) but because Lynn looks like she's engulfed in a ballsack in the second panel. Hehe.

Hey, Plummppitt, you seem to be some sort of oracle when you post these because this is now the second comic you've shared the WIP of that has been polished and posted by Fanny herself! Is Fanny's archive dwindling that rapidly? God, could you imagine if we actually got new content that wasn't years old? Perish the very thought.

Spoiler: It doesn't even look much better.

Looking at it side-by-side with the linework really shows how all of the overbearing backgrounds actually make Fanny's comic even less legible. If you're not going to bother putting in detailed backgrounds, a lighter gradient or a half-inked backsplash consistent between panels is more than enough to convey a setting (newspaper comickers did this kind of stuff all the time especially before color became more accessible and commonplace, as do many mangaka); instead, the wobbling, warbling dream-like atmosphere ends up making Lynn fade into the background often due to the lack of contrasting tones picked out, which the gradient map cannot help but muddy further. Also, her walls of text are too much. Just write illustrated fics, Fanny, jeez.

If Cyrus is the type to use AI, why wouldn't he just AI generate some CP? That feels like a much more likely job for him to use it for instead of using it to determine what sort of drugs his burgeoning junkie wife is taking.

For once, a couple of tweets from Fanny.
Just so everyone in the thread knows, there wasn't any major "outrage" about Cyrus using AI; she's just fucking around.
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(I was curious if perhaps there was more backlash off-site and decided to check her Bluesky which usually has 1:1 direct reposts of her content, and while there wasn't any furor over the AI comic, I did find this amusingly arrogant little exchange.)
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Anyway, what's more important is that Fanny fucks. Not only does she fuck, but she fucks dirty and kinky-style! She fucks hard and raw and she's not some timid little loli you can just push around and have your way with! She's raunchy, she's debaucherous, even John Waters would blush and call her uncouth for her licentious ways!
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Oh, she also only had two Tetratto asks worth sharing, but one of them was most intriguing.

Spoiler: Not everyone cares for the asks, so snippity-snip.

Again, no outrage. Fanny seems to be under the impression that people are legitimately swayed by and invested in her characters when in all honesty, pornographers do not necessarily attract people who are here for the story instead of the horny. Be realistic, Fanny, nobody cares about your boomerish attempt to be topically relevant.
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This ask, I think, reveals a lot about how Fanny views Cyrus as a character compared to just about anyone else. Describing the "inherent darkness" to Lynn and Cyrus' relationship (which is so aggressively BookTok dark romance of her), the justification of his malignant soullessness, talking about Cyrus as if he's a real person so his sociopathy needs to be respected instead of critiqued as an element of his character... truly, this is what makes me keep reading her stupid comics: the blatant fact that this is ultimately Fanny's fantasy romance and that anyone taking her to task for being a poor storyteller is typically unaware that when they critique CyLynn they critique not an attempt at a sexually sadistic thriller, but at Fanny's dream of a happily ever after.
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[Magic Pickle]

Damn my briny hide for having other things to do than Fannypost! But mercifully, I have an update for you all, so let's not waste a moment more. Since it's been so long since I last posted, this post will be a big one, so if you've got a long bus ride ahead of you or are currently enduring wicked constipation, I've got you covered.

Firstly, art. I feel like we've seen a lot of these sketches already thanks to our beloved moles; nevertheless, I'm archiving everything posted publicly and it will be in chronological order from my last post. It's Fanny, so obviously NSFW lies ahead.

Spoiler: She's had multiple AUs going on since our last episode.

Cyrus and Lynn have loving missionary sex as a heterosexual married couple. Not much to write home about, but it's just an emotional whiplash when your OCs are otherwise morally repugnant people. Sort of like seeing Hannibal Lecter taking a bubble bath, in a way; sure, you know they probably do it, but seeing it on screen almost breaks the image of the character rather than humanizing them and giving them dimension.

Cyberpunk!AU where Lynn has robo-dog parts. This may strike some viewers as strange, but I feel like I can tell Fanny isn't truly committed to the dogfucking bit because, sincerely, she does not draw animals with enough care and attention to detail to make me believe she finds their existence erotic. While her art is insanely lazy as a whole, you can still tell that when she's motivated by something sexually, she puts the effort into detailing it (see: Lola's distended, prolapsed asshole), but even this simple doodle of a dog is so badly done I think she's just claiming zoopoints to be an edgelord.

Gift art for a user named Perunagekko, a degenerate pooner who likes to draw characters being vaginally infested with maggots, sisters raping each other and - probably what Fanny started following her over - severe, disabling rectal prolapses. Despite being a present, you can see Fanny's lack of sexual attraction to the character, likely because she knows Peruna's OCs tend to be FTM as well, so I'm not sure what merited drawing this.

A serial child rapist who had his wife's genitals mutilated believes himself to be more vanilla than the child he's about to rape.

Haha, Cyrus is such a fatass that even under 220 he's still a behemoth. Also, when are we getting the AU where one of the fathers of the girls kills Cyrus and we see Lynn living life without him? Now that'd be an interesting turn of events - which obviously means Fanny would never consider it.

This marks the beginning of the Childhood Friends!AU, which Fanny considers the most lighthearted and positive of all her AUs. The colors are unusually garish, even for Fanny, but this first page is already hilarious because I can't imagine anything less romantic than someone leaning in to kiss me while saying "I'm really not against this." Sometimes Fanny isn't too obvious about being an unfeeling autistic rock, but when you can tell she is one, boy, can you fucking tell.


Yes, even in the happiest AU that could be imagined for Cyrus and Lynn, Lynn is still violently raped and left for dead with horrific scars all over her face. But it's okay this time as now she has Cyrus there to comfort her, because everyone knows the aftermath of rape is much easier to process when you have a living Roblox character staying dutifully at your bedside.

And yes, even in the happiest AU, Cyrus is still a philandering weasel, which should really go to show you all what Fanny's ideal man is like even in the best of circumstances. (This is definitely a repost, but the colors make it somehow even worse to behold.)

In this AU, they basically gave their virginities to each other, which requires that Fanny shove in some sort of bullhockey about how virginity is a social construct even though a soft conservative like Cyrus may legitimately believe in virginity as a concept and prioritize it as an important thing in his soon-to-be-wife. Just can't stop with the social commentary, I guess.

The last piece from the CF!AU for now, depicting Lynn as a hyperautist who wears goofy neck-bows that even kittens stopped wearing past 1975 and the ugliest wedding dress ever created. It says something about Fanny's skill that she cannot for the life of her depict anything compelling in a slice-of-life scenario; she relies on kink and controversy to add flavor and depth to her stories without realizing that these both still require that a story has strong bones to it to be a decent read. Alas!

A doodle in honor of Lynn's birthday, which is the only way I learned that Death Becomes Her has become a Broadway musical. I don't believe for a moment that Lynn would care about a musical like DBH because it's a story of two women in which the main male character is quite secondary to the war between the female protagonists, and Lynn doesn't seem like she's invested in anything that lacks a penis. Also, that fucking hand looks like a tarantula being propped up by a stick.



The Project Hail Mary!AU. I know nothing about this movie so I have basically no commentary to really add, but the idea that Lynn has to be a sapient rock that speaks in Engrish feels so nakedly racist that I'm surprised nobody has called Fanny out on it yet. Well, I'd be more surprised if she hadn't cultivated an audience of racists, I guess.

Fanny's birthday was a couple of days ago, and if my original Tumblr dig brought up an accurate birthday, she should be turning 29 this year. Uh oh, Fanny, the big 3-0 approaches... Not such a fuckable loli now, are you?

A commission. Given that it's just bruised-ass anal, it's shockingly benign for Fanny, though apparently it's some sort of "selfshipping" couple (in which someone creates a self-insert just to ship them with a canon character). Not worth the money by any stretch with quality like this.

We just saw this comic, but it's the comic where Lynn bites Cyrus on the hand, which is blessedly clearer to interpret when the comic is in color. This is one of those comics where a lot of Fanny's ideas seem really half-baked, but this one is quarter-baked; I feel it would be far more noteworthy as a character study or a view into their dynamics if we saw the aftermath of Lynn biting him, including why she chose to bite him in the first place as it doesn't seem entirely clear (is she sexually frustrated? Did Cyrus do something and she wanted to take out her aggression on him? It seems vague). I doubt we'll see a sequel to this comic or any further elaboration, so it's a very pointless comic to make if we don't really get much out of it aside from Cyrus being physically in pain, which I do appreciate as a Cyrus Hater.

And now, as is custom, the Tetratto asks. There's a lot of asks in here too, but given how bored her anons seem, I'm starting to wonder if her askbox will begin to dry up as people find themselves struggling to stay invested in the Groundhog Day that is CyLynn.

Spoiler: Someone asked if she used to be a "transgender man."

Fanny addresses some of the "common misconceptions" about her characters, which include viewing Lynn as a victim of domestic violence and Cyrus as a flagrant bigot. "She would be dying of boredom in a "normal and healthy" marriage, and can only strive in an imbalanced marriage like the one she has with Cy" feels like Fanny is excusing wife-beating as something that a woman may want just to keep things fresh in life, but what stood out to me was how Fanny goes on to emphasize what a true piece of shit Lynn is... almost as if, maybe, to excuse Cyrus' treatment of her and act as if it balances their relationship out. She's such a fucking weirdo.
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While it's already laughable to imagine that feminists are renowned for finding sexual reprieve in their own subjugation, I like that Fanny was extremely evasive and did not confirm that she was, at once, a proper pooner (and is now a nebulous TiF or "nonbinary woman"). Funny how she's so politically aware, yet did not draw a conclusion most would: she ran away from womanhood due to her unrelenting hatred of it. But that's a tale as old as time at this point when it comes to TiFs, and this is not a gendersperg thread, so I'll leave it at that.
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Fanny seems unaware that the statue of limitations does not necessarily apply when it comes to serial predators with impressive victim counts, but she's so knowledgeable about the American legal system that I'm just not sure if I've got the chops to put her in her place about it! Oh, you guys, she's just so smart and she just knows so much, it's truly difficult to keep up with her sometimes!
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I find it amusing that Fanny plays up Cyrus' canonical homophobia for laughs but seems too shy to delve into what Cyrus would really be, which is likely a white purity-centric racist (given that he is Wasian and a lot of Wasians have some seriously sad hangups about their ethnicity).
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No, really, you guys, isn't it so funny how much Cyrus hates gay men and women, of which he considers one in the same?
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Really, guys, why aren't you laughing? Isn't Cyrus' homophobia so knee-slappingly, belly-achingly, body-shakingly hilarious? Is it not the funniest thing you ever heard, ever? Isn't Fanny one of our generation's greatest comediennes?
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I'm always entertained when midwit writers like Fanny act as if the lack of depth they've put into side characters is somehow a creative decision made willfully rather than a consequence of their myopic and boring writing, but Fanny's so empty-headed that she doesn't realize how this makes Cyrus look even more demonic: he took an isolated Mexican girl in a predominantly white school with poor familial ties and then groomed her into being a child girlfriend that refused to report him for being a serial rapist because she'd become so attached to him. This also just goes to show you how few Mexicans Fanny knows because anyone who has been around Mexicans would know that family is incredibly important to them culturally (to the point of detriment for many black sheep who suffer from pressure to conform and tolerate malignant behavior in order to keep the family together) - you're telling me there wasn't a single older cousin who Kate could've confided in who could've saved her or been there for her when she needed it? How convenient.
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How quaint that all of the women in Cyrus' life require that he exist for them to ever achieve true happiness, something that can never be within their grasp without the golden, glowing rod of his heavenly penis rammed into their orifices. Surely this has nothing to do with how Fanny views women at all.
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Hm, so you're telling me, Fanny, that you've written into your characters that they can't find any appeal whatsoever in being equals so you can justify your innate desire to see women subservient to men? She's so nakedly sexist, you can tell she has to hang around exclusively porn spaces because this kind of misogyny is really only tolerated otherwise by fujoshi, and Fanny hates gay men too much to hang around gaydens for very long these days.
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It takes a terminal stage of pickmeism to write a man like Cyrus who admittedly only cares about his image and feels absolutely no empathy towards others whatsoever that isn't artificially enforced and still consider him your blorbo and think of him as a poor victim of circumstance. Brava, Fanny.
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Fanny discusses her commission no-nos, which include scat eating and dick cheese. While I think she's being a pussy for having any limits at all given the deranged shit she's willing to do for money, I also have to admit that those are some of the seriously stomach-turning kinks so I have to imagine that's purely animal instinct repelling her from it rather than hypocritical moral grandstanding.
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The way Fanny keeps trying to peddle the concept that Cyrus is some sort of late-blooming pedophile rather than corrupted from birth feels like her way of softening the blow of the fact that he is, indeed, a pedophile. I was thinking recently about how the age of consent in France is something around like 14 or 15, something like that, and how that must play into her insistence that Cyrus never goes lower than that - so I have to wonder if she keeps droning on about this as a way of covering her ass legally in France or if she sincerely believes some people only become pedophiles after puberty.
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Fanny blathers on about Cyrus and Lynn's compatibility quite often, but when I think back to reading their comics and fics (because apparently I believe I've all the time in the world to be alive and waste valuable moments on such things), I can't honestly say that they've ever felt compatible. Perhaps it's Fanny's own personality disorder bleeding through or it could be a matter of her poor skills as a writer, but Fanny spends more time talking about how compatible they are than really showing us how compatible they are outside of Cyrus buying Lynn presents and Lynn coercing Cyrus into sex acts he doesn't want to do. Huh, actually, now that I said that, I guess they are kind of compatible, huh?
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Finally, an anonymous messenger tells Fanny what we all really think of her. Her response? Blaming her nationality. Never take responsibility for yourself, Fanny, for if you should ever feel inclined to do so, that's simply the devil talking.
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[AMHOLIO]

but what stood out to me was how Fanny goes on to emphasize what a true piece of shit Lynn is... almost as if, maybe, to excuse Cyrus' treatment of her and act as if it balances their relationship out. She's such a fucking weirdo.

What's even worse is that Lynn is never depicted as this horrible human. She never faces consequences for her supposed horridness either, just like her husband. At most, she is a crabby woman who covers up her husband's crimes, but mostly tolerable if one has no knowledge of the later. There's nothing personally upsetting about Lynn. She just has so little personality outside of her kink and her husband. Almost like the only thing that defines her is men. Hmm.

Funny how she's so politically aware, yet did not draw a conclusion most would:

Even if she did, she'd be politically crucified by her fellow deviants. There's too many hard lefts in her group to not. She was smart in being evasive, but even funnier, a coward.

this makes Cyrus look even more demonic:

Excuse me, he saved her. The self confidence he gave her was something her family had no idea she needed and she never told them due to her own insecurities, thus this. Besides, Kate has her own terrible habits and can be a bad person, therefore she deserves it! /Fanny Logic

Her cultural insensitivity is driving me up the wall too. There's so much Mexican media, Mexican-American media, that features this... as you said, she's empty headed.

but Fanny spends more time talking about how compatible they are than really showing us how compatible they are outside of Cyrus buying Lynn presents and Lynn coercing Cyrus into sex acts he doesn't want to do. Huh, actually, now that I said that, I guess they are kind of compatible, huh?

Them being such horrible people that they can only stand each other is a good thing. It means they're not inflicting their problems on others.

The way Fanny keeps trying to peddle the concept that Cyrus is some sort of late-blooming pedophile rather than corrupted from birth feels like her way of softening the blow of the fact that he is, indeed, a pedophile. I was thinking recently about how the age of consent in France is something around like 14 or 15, something like that, and how that must play into her insistence that Cyrus never goes lower than that - so I have to wonder if she keeps droning on about this as a way of covering her ass legally in France or if she sincerely believes some people only become pedophiles after puberty.

I think it's both. I also say it's worse because she thinks that it isn't just an after puberty thing, but something he developed out of loneliness, a psychological need unfulfilled. Which is incredibly embarrassing and super pick-me behavior. There's people who have completely evil blorbos but never justify the evil they commit, they just enjoy an evil fictional character. Fanny is making up romantic pseudopsychology for justification and sympathy points.

I want to point out that Fanny genuinely enjoys the idea of being the high consort, the Queen to a philandering King. "He fucks other women, sure, but I AM THE TOP WOMAN HE WOULD DIE FOR." Cyrus kills himself once Lynn dies, Cyrus would never leave Lynn, Cyrus does everything for Lynn except when Fanny wants him to do something funny or sexy selfish - hell, when Fanny bragged about being the sidepiece in someone's relationship, she was keen to say she was the better and more important one. She wants to be the best of the best, not like those other sluts who got molested but she was never picked (insert projectile vomiting here). Her life revolves around male attention and wanting to punish other women for getting it instead of her. They're such losers, she's the prize. Fuck her.

Her response? Blaming her nationality. Never take responsibility for yourself, Fanny, for if you should ever feel inclined to do so, that's simply the devil talking.

To be fair, this means she's admitting she has no personality and lets others perceptions of her mold her. Sad! Many such cases.

 

[Albicilla]

I think it's both. I also say it's worse because she thinks that it isn't just an after puberty thing, but something he developed out of loneliness, a psychological need unfulfilled. Which is incredibly embarrassing and super pick-me behavior. There's people who have completely evil blorbos but never justify the evil they commit, they just enjoy an evil fictional character. Fanny is making up romantic pseudopsychology for justification and sympathy points.

Iirc, isn't Cyrus supposed to have autism on top of his ASPD? Pedophilic attraction seems to be significantly overrepresented in autistic men according to many studies on paraphilias and developmental disorders and it's theorised to be positively correlated with the level of autistic symptoms related social dysfunction. A lot of autists socialise primarily not with their peers, but outside their age range especially before adulthood (so an autistic 10 y/o might prefer to be around either adults or preschoolers, and you might see a high schooler selecting not their normal peer group but instead elementary schoolers or older adults), so if Fanny wanted it to be due to loneliness or some sort of social issue, she could've leveraged abnormal social functioning in Cyrus' formative years as the reason he experiences pedophilic desires. She's often made the claim that Cyrus has some sort of arrested development, and it somewhat shows, but she doesn't expand on it properly. All the pieces are right there, but she fails to put them together in any way that makes sense.

- hell, when Fanny bragged about being the sidepiece in someone's relationship, she was keen to say she was the better and more important one. She wants to be the best of the best, not like those other sluts who got molested but she was never picked (insert projectile vomiting here).

Tbh, what she claims probably never even happened, which makes it even more sad and hilarious if so. I honestly just don't buy it.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Fanny might be the rare pooner with the soul of a troon.

 

[Fat and Balding]

Some variety of weeaboo attire stretched over Fanny's legal loli physique, courtesy of lolcow.farm:

 

[Albicilla]

It seems like she's lost some weight, so good for her. Either that, or the kimono has a slimming effect.

 

[Dingleberry Inhaler]

It seems like she's lost some weight, so good for her. Either that, or the kimono has a slimming effect.

Maybe, but you can also see she is sucking in because the bottom of her ribcage is sticking out like she is.