You forgot the step of "act like a stuck-up high-school girl claiming she doesn't really need your help and is allowing you to help as a favor to her"
It's especially funny in a "Haha, what the fuck?" way that Iran's enemies and US allies are telling America to cease. Tells you just how fucked Trump has gotten the situation.
Here's the part that Trump glosses over: Iran told both Trump and BiBI "Fuck Around and Find Out because we will fuck up the whole neighborhood, from the ocean to the sea." And as all bullies do when they've been wound up Trump thought between BiBi and Petey Pissdrunk this shit would be one and done like Venezuela. That worked out well.
The Saudis only talked shit when they thought the US would obliterate Iran if Iran got too feisty. The Saudi state is only stable as long as its oil facilities are stable. They thought it would be like with saddam, when he couldn't even manage to strike americans inside Iraq much less any of its allies. Even in the Arab world, the stereotype of gulf Arabs is that they are massive (literally) pussies, except for the Yemeni. In fact that stereotype is also what led saddam to try to strong arm the Kuwaitis
Why should Iran do that? I know that you're proud of the fact that you have an IQ so low that you collect disability for it and that your test levels are so low that you desire being submissive to and serving a 79 year old man with dementia as your king, but your child rapist cult leader is the one who started this war and Iran just wants reparations for what was destroyed in this pointless war.
Given your obvious low IQ and gullibility and the fact you obviously suffer from debilitatingly low testosterone, you either receive disability or your parents pay for everything. No one with your very limited intellectual capacity and your extreme susceptibility (or fetish) to getting grifted could function in a job or live on their own
Why do you truly believe myself and others collect disability? Surely you have some proof. The question remains the same.
Who the fuck is writing this crap? The over the top phrasing is less exciting and more concerning at this point. All I get from this once you boil out the propaganda is "Three destroyers managed to transit the Strait, but no cargo or merchant vessels." Another huge success. For Iran.
Loyalty tests amongst the FBI. "Perfectly normal."
MAGAloids have a fetish for being grifted, so they love that the fat child rapist is lying to them. They also don't care about anything except liberals being upset, even though the fat pedophile's policies are making life a lot worse for them, too
If this is a love tap I'm terrified of the day Trump sends in the Marines. Assuming he can find a Commandant stupid enough to look at Kharg Island and think it's easy. Also, since I'm feeling spergy, the comparisons to Iwo Jima prove how stupid these idiots are. They remember the memorial thanks to Eastwood, but the Corps remembers how it took 10,000 men over five weeks plus naval and aerial support to get six Marines to raise the flag. That's not going to happen here. Unless Iranian generals are stupid (not yet) they have the capability to sink all three destroyers if anyone makes a serious move on Kharg. Plus Iran has the ability to shit all over the neighbors, so to speak. I just don't understand how anyone thinks this war is going our way?
The press is asleep, they need Larry Ellison's permission to report on it (three days later).
