DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Tfw you love playing Mega-Man so much you would rather go back to talking about that time you jerked off on camera.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

I'm growing increasingly weary of bugman burnell's protein

Fixed it for you.

 

[Montergeant]

This bitch just said he was dreading doing a megaman marathon. Then why do one at all? Some people just crave misery, man

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

Fixed it for you.

may 1st is the day of protein spewing

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

He'll be on his deathbed, tell the nurse to come closer as his final breaths rattle out of his ravaged throat, and whisper that it was actually a decade of improvement when you really think about it.

shes going to ask if he has any family he would like her to call and he will respond that it never did come in denim

Maybe... He fapped to that one naked picture of Leanna he had in his files. You know the one from that tw(eh)tter leak. He really liked her... But couldn't get it up for her because of his latent homosexuality.

Maybe he felt that just living together and cuddling and making sex jokes was necessary but she wanted more, and he couldn't please her. All that time he had reported to watching blacked porn. At first he would use lotion and stare at Lexington's BBC, thinking that that was how you were supposed to watch porn. Over the years, he became accustomed to his death grip, stopped using lotion, desensitized his pen0r and thus also acquired acute erectile dysfunction. Plus the alcohol also didn't help.

Hence the May First Burst. She was close to breaking up; he just didn't have the will and knowledge to satisfy such a nympho such as her. She also wanted thrill. Maybe some backseat freestyling; the thrill of getting caught. Maybe she wanted him to get her a motorbike. Maybe she wanted to skydive, shoot a gun, anything. But the pig kept saying "No!" like a fag. And he kept drinking and falling and drinking. Until one day... The camera was on the whole time

thats a very complex theory. could it be hes just a gay faggot who prefers gay homo sex with men?

 

[Optimus Crime]

shes going to ask if he has any family he would like her to call and he will respond that it never did come in denim

thats a very complex theory. could it be hes just a gay faggot who prefers gay homo sex with men?

Most likely, but I had to cope regarding how a pig like him got a hot piece of 18 year old ass that constantly wanted his robust cool 5.25 incher

 

[Twrx]

Most likely, but I had to cope regarding how a pig like him got a hot piece of 18 year old ass that constantly wanted his robust cool 5.25 incher

High school drop outs aren't exactly known for smart decisions.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Jesus, what a retcon of may 1st, no one believes him and he thinks everyone does. (fake it till you make it)

Fake it 'til you make it "positive" Phil era sucks. It's why I believe he's being dragged to marriage therapy or he's forced to go to general therapy for some reason. It's a common method in CBT (and partly why I hate it, but I digress). Or Kat is and he's mimicking her, as we know he's prone to doing.

The thing with fake it 'til you make it is it's only a temporary measure to ensure you'll do things, take educated risks, etc... and allow yourself to shine when you eventually find your opportunity to improve in life. Phil is among the worst examples for this as he's perfectly content begging on stream until he dies, is so broken mentally and paranoid that he's afraid to go outside, and I doubt there is a way he can shine. He's genuinely stupid, talentless and a loathesome narcissist. Thus, it turns into him telling himself all day that he's great, changed for the better... and the narcissistic shut-in cycle just continues...

 

[Mewchu]

no

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Most likely, but I had to cope regarding how a pig like him got a hot piece of 18 year old ass that constantly wanted his robust cool 5.25 incher

I find it hard to believe they ever had sex during their relationship. I don't remember any pictures of Panda wearing yellow pants so there was nothing Phil could do.

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Look at this idiot. Doesn't even know about the robust, new American style holiday that celebrates the Ford car company. It's for the non-dorks who don't do the Star Wars bullshit that day.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

MEGAMAN 8 STATUS = RAGEQUIT

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

And he ragequits the game the second he realizes he can't use save states LMAAOOOO

 

[fresh pair of socks]

King of Retro rage quits the second he can't facetank his way through the classics.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Such a sad existence. Would he even beat any of these games without save states? probably not.

 

[Iron Hamster]

God that facial expression makes me want to just kill myself so badly, the cringe is legitimantly off the charts

He's not dispelling the child molester allegations any time soon.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

This is meaningful content that will stand the test of time. People will be able to watch this in 30 years and enjoy it. You simply aren't high-IQ enough to understand it, detractor child. Enjoy meaninglessness.

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[Ancap Virgin]

This is meaningful content that will stand the test of time. People will be able to watch this in 30 years and enjoy it. You simply aren't high-IQ enough to understand it, detractor child. Enjoy meaninglessness.


meaning.mov

Me when I try to cope the pain away so I don’t kill myself

 

[Mecha boi]

another massive therapy session masked as a marathon.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces...

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

phil and khet have a cameo in the new songs from cwc