DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Comma]

He's still ranting and raving. Almost 2 hours straight (and counting).

Good thing he doesn't care about the fappening.

 

[Ancap Virgin]

Happy (late) May 1st Burst guise

 

[thebigdream]

His arguments aren't even worth dissecting, no amount of cope will make it not funny that he got caught zerkin it on stream. Can't put that banana back in its denim, Philip.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

Khet literally crying downstairs rn

 

[SwiftBucks]

It's actually difficult to watch. It's something past cringe and getting into deranged public humiliation.

 

[top10 EU in Lords Mobile]

1:03

ah there it is.. good one, king! actually made me laugh

 

[Optimus Crime]

I've grown tired of his supporters, not Phil himself. His May First Burst has been a well documented incident and every lie and twist of the truth along with it. You have to be an absolute moron to believe anything he says... Yet he continues fooling these faggots into providing him with over 140k a year.

He is the one that makes fools part ways with their money... And SCOPELY is his...

 

[Ancap Virgin]

God that facial expression makes me want to just kill myself so badly, the cringe is legitimantly off the charts

 

[thebigdream]

1:40

Caption: middle-aged man sissy brainwashes you while clutching shot of liquor for dear life

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

That "A Decade of Failure" title on Turkish Thomas's video really cut him deeper than anyone realized. That little zoomer sex pest will live in his head rent-free for the rest of his life. He'll be on his deathbed, tell the nurse to come closer as his final breaths rattle out of his ravaged throat, and whisper that it was actually a decade of improvement when you really think about it.

Actual child btw:

0:16

 

[Samuel Fuller]

What did Phil cum to?

BBC
Gay
Latina
Barely legal
Tranny

, perhaps?

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

I'm growing increasingly weary of bugman burnell's protein craze

 

[strandedcastaway]

denthead.mp4

Caption: middle-aged man sissy brainwashes you while clutching shot of liquor for dear life

Imagine the delusion it takes to make a triumphant speech about how you've improved your life and have to call people retards as a punchline. Really seems like a mature, improved person there.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

So, he's stuck on Megaman 8 Wily Fortress 1, the jump jump, slide, slide level. He keeps saying that the game is fucked up and dropping his controls. He's about to ragequit it. But I've played the game enough where last time I timed myself, I could land top 20 on the speedrun leaderboard and that was without knowing the speedrun meta. There is nothing broken with the game or the collection, he's just pressing the wrong directions. You only slide when you're pressing down.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

We're like 20 minutes in and phil is already on the cusp of ragequitting one of the megamans loool, the dark souls of antique children's games doodt

 

[Montergeant]

Bruh this is gonna be a looooooooooong stream.

 

[Optimus Crime]

Maybe... He fapped to that one naked picture of Leanna he had in his files. You know the one from that tw(eh)tter leak. He really liked her... But couldn't get it up for her because of his latent homosexuality.

Maybe he felt that just living together and cuddling and making sex jokes was necessary but she wanted more, and he couldn't please her. All that time he had reported to watching blacked porn. At first he would use lotion and stare at Lexington's BBC, thinking that that was how you were supposed to watch porn. Over the years, he became accustomed to his death grip, stopped using lotion, desensitized his pen0r and thus also acquired acute erectile dysfunction. Plus the alcohol also didn't help.

Hence the May First Burst. She was close to breaking up; he just didn't have the will and knowledge to satisfy such a nympho such as her. She also wanted thrill. Maybe some backseat freestyling; the thrill of getting caught. Maybe she wanted him to get her a motorbike. Maybe she wanted to skydive, shoot a gun, anything. But the pig kept saying "No!" like a fag. And he kept drinking and falling and drinking. Until one day... The camera was on the whole time

 

[SwiftBucks]

What possibly is there to say?

0:14

 

[Iron Hamster]

Tomorrow's begathon is going to make Kat cry downstairs the whole day but of course Phil doesn't give a shit.

Divorce coin through the roof! He is actively trying to drive her out now.

Hasn’t this nigger used it in thumbnails and his new fucking podcast intro come on now

It really is breathtaking how brazenly he'll try to change narratives despite there being years and years of video footage disproving his new angles.

For some reason he insists on proving daily how stupid he really is.

I know we have the theory that he wanted to move closer to his relatives in Washington

There are more pigs in Washington than Connecticut? I have never heard of there being any human relatives of his there.

We probably will get a 100$ bursting animation to "own the meme" ands his dentheads will fall for it. Maybe we get some more ERP like "That animation makes me so hot uwuuuu"

So close. It was a dentimation:

This person superchatted mentioning how Phil once said Kat cries whenever this is brought up on his streams, and here's how Phil responded to that:

lol. He really hates getting called out.

A little later he claims that if he had been on Lolcow Live he would have been running the whole thing by now, lmao.

Oh he wishes he was. Their week of superchats:

 

[Optimus Crime]

What possibly is there to say?
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Someone had to stare for an hour at a video of a manchild ejaculating to make this. Nice