Why haven't you called your Mom?

[OrionBalls]

She's left like three voicemails, now.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Because I mainly text her.

 

[Laburnum]

I have a very healthy relationship and line of communication with my mudder.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Because she's dead.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Because I visit regularly.

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Wouldn't even if I could. Fuck dat bitch

 

[OrionBalls]

Because she's dead.

Mine too. I'm sorry.

 

[SandyCat]

Mine lives with me since she can't work anymore. I made the mistake of telling her about kiwifarms because it seemed like something she'd enjoy and now she keeps me up to date on all the deathfat lore completely unsolicited

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Mine lives with me since she can't work anymore. I made the mistake of telling her about kiwifarms because it seemed like something she'd enjoy and now she keeps me up to date on all the deathfat lore completely unsolicited

Is Orion your mom

 

[SandyCat]

Is Orion your mom

No but she does hang out in my basement with my free ducks from the park

 

[OrionBalls]

No but she does hang out in my basement with my free ducks from the park

And the geese, and some benches, and a lot of bags of no longer usable blood, and an entire marching band, for some reason. Btw, they "need more reeds?" I told them I would pass the message along.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Because I see her every day anyway.

 

[SandyCat]

Btw, they "need more reeds?" I told them I would pass the message along.

Where am I going to find free reeds at this hour?