💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[MIU]

Well, Finland of course.

Yeah but that would require interacting with fins, and nobody'd want that

 

[k0ndumba2]

He is so obviously desperate for a win right now and he just can't do anything right.

Motherfucker couldn't even reschedule cannabis the way consumers wanted.

 

[Captain Syrup]

FFS this is just a transcript of a Michael Savage video! He was one of those psychos calling for internment camps when Bush was in office, Most people assumed he was done. Good thing MAGA is bailing him out.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Problem is that we have basically, unintentionally created a new pseudo-religion within the United States. It's an uncanny fusion of Evangelical Protestantism, Founding Father/nation/flag worship, and various forms of esotericism/superstitions/wivestales/cryptology/pseudo-history/pseudo-science. Real Christianity is basically dead in this country, but the cross is still waved around by these people while they talk about skinwalkers, valhalla, psychic vampires, sacred geometry, crystals, and What George Washington Really Wanted This Country To Be, then you take all that and slap it on cult of personality worship. Make sense? No? It does to them, it makes perfect sense to them.

True Christianity was always an outlier, even in times when people thought it was dominant. Guys like Saint Francis of Assisi were considered aliens because they didn't want to become killing machines for society and preached loving thy enemy.

True Christianity is alien to MAGA. True Christianity is Leo XIV demanding that wars cease and diplomacy resume. True Christianity would go against passing tariffs and tax breaks that punish the lower classes while enriching the top 1%. True Christianity would be open borders, letting people in.

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

The Teddy-posting warms my rotten heart in these trying times when even touching grass may be at risk.

-I don't think I've ever had a president threaten to destroy my outdoor hobbies like orange nigger has, what with possibly setting off WW3 in a MAD sequence or drilling+logging our own nature preserves.

Friendly reminder Theodore took a bullet to the chest and finished his speech before getting treatment.
Donnie just gets ear tagged and wants to put his name on or destroy everything other presidents achieved feels like some stolen valor tier shit in that regard.

It deeply saddens me that we may never have another president with even half as much integrity and balls as Teddy. Another fun parallel for the uninitiated:

- Orange nigger dodged the Vietnam draft over “bone spurs” (lmao) and considers avoiding getting AIDS from unprotected gay sex to be his “personal Vietnam.”

-Teddy, on the other hand, not only voluntarily enlisted for the Spanish-American War, but went on to personally lead his own unit called the motherfucking Rough Riders. Let me repeat that: this absolute fucking baller chose to not only go, but even lead his own unit, to the front lines because he loved his country so god-damn much.

The soyfaggots at USPG2 could never comprehend the value of a president with as much conviction, heart, and raw masculinity as Teddy had, because they can’t relate to any of those traits. He embodied everything that the American spirit is supposed to represent, but MIGA actually believes that a senile nepo-baby who shits his pants and tanks the economy to donate billions to Israel is what actually makes a good leader. Miggers truly are America’s greatest enemy.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

It deeply saddens me that we may never have another president with even half as much integrity and balls as Teddy. Another fun parallel for the uninitiated:

His eldest daughter Alice was quite the character too.

 

[Racial Slurs the Movie]

His eldest daughter Alice was quite the character too.

I fucked her first.

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

His eldest daughter Alice was quite the character too.

Hard not to be that based when you’ve got that dude as a father.

EDIT: “As part of their honeymoon, the lovebirds visited Longworth’s family in Cincinnati, which Alice took to calling ‘Cinci-nasty.’”

Damn, she was even more based than I thought.

I fucked her first.

Wrong again, stalker child. What you got was my sloppy seconds.

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

His eldest daughter Alice was quite the character too.

I was confused for a second why the guy from Mallrats had such an extensive blog.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

His eldest daughter Alice was quite the character too.

She was such a bad ass that she made Teddy back down lol

 

[Trombonista]

Friendly reminder Theodore took a bullet to the chest and finished his speech before getting treatment.

Oh yeah, one of my favorite memes referenced this:

This is so much funnier than any of the MAGA memes these days.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

True Christianity was always an outlier, even in times when people thought it was dominant. Guys like Saint Francis of Assisi were considered aliens because they didn't want to become killing machines for society and preached loving thy enemy.

True Christianity is alien to MAGA. True Christianity is Leo XIV demanding that wars cease and diplomacy resume. True Christianity would go against passing tariffs and tax breaks that punish the lower classes while enriching the top 1%. True Christianity would be open borders, letting people in.

As a lapsed Catholic agnostic, I think Pope Leo rocks!

 

[Captain Syrup]

Oh yeah, one of my favorite memes referenced this:
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This is so much funnier than any of the MAGA memes these days.

If I remember correctly the bullet did cut Teddy's life short. He took a prestige trip down the river of doubt and the chest wound caused him many health issues throughout the trip.

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

If I remember correctly the bullet did cut Teddy's life short. He took a prestige trip down the river of doubt and the chest wound caused him many health issues throughout the trip.

That’s correct, but being able to finish his speech and then proceed to tell the shooter “git gud faggot” was probably worth shortening his lifespan to him. If he didn’t, it probably would have nagged at him for the rest of his life.

We must remember this one fundamental truth when discussing Teddy Roosevelt: he didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose him.

 

[MIU]

True Christianity would be open borders, letting people in.

This is just not true, or at least, not that simple. As an Orthodox Christian, I think Patriarch Kirill of Moscow said it best:

Many consider uncontrolled migration to be a threat. But the threat lies not simply in migration, but in the unwillingness of some migrants to respect the culture of the country to which they have come to work. Around us there are many fraternal peoples who value our culture, our history, and our traditions. We must live in peace with everyone and maintain good relations, but at the same time we have the right to demand a respectful attitude toward our foundations and our culture.

The mass influx of migrants who do not know the Russian language and do not have an adequate understanding of Russian history and culture, and therefore are not capable of merging into Russian society, changes the appearance of cities and leads to the deformation of the country’s unified legal, cultural, and linguistic space. Over recent decades, a series of mistaken administrative decisions has been made in the sphere of migration that did not take into account the interests of Russia’s indigenous population. This has created conditions for the formation of ethnic and religious enclaves that do not wish to assimilate into Russian society.

The issue is not only that migrants who have come to Europe do not want to integrate, to learn the language, history, and culture of these countries. The issue is that Europeans themselves have ceased to be conscious of their Christian roots; they are ashamed of them. They shy away from mentioning Christ even when religious feasts are being discussed. And if people lose faith, if they lose their connection with their religious tradition, then by that very fact they undermine their national and cultural identity.

(And all of this happens under Putin who is supposedly "based" according to some tards yet still accepts thousands of migrants who oppose his country's values, I hate politicians so much it's unreal)
My point is, most of those who talk about open borders tend to be those who also try to undermine Christian tradition and uplift the traditions of the migrants. This is how we get to situations like the UK. Open borders just cannot work with certain peoples unless proper laws are in place which inevitably forces the influx of migrants to be limited to some extend.

 

[ChompChomp]

This is just not true, or at least, not that simple. As an Orthodox Christian

Gotta be more specific on which flavor;

• Proto-orthodox Christianity
• Eastern Orthodoxy
• Oriental Orthodox Church
• Western Rite Orthodoxy
• Protestant scholasticism
• Lutheran orthodoxy
• Reformed orthodoxy
• Orthodox Anglican Communion
• African Orthodox Church
• Evangelical Orthodox Church

After all, orthodoxy refers to the "correct" form of a religion, right? That makes all of the listed variations correct and yours (possibly) wrong.

yet still accepts thousands of migrants who oppose his country's values

How else is Russia supposed to restock the front line within a reasonable timeframe?

 

[The Hardest R]

I'm wondering if he already has and somebody took the keys to Armageddon away.

Even though the president / commander in chief supposedly makes the final call, I suspect he does not actually have that ability anymore if he ever did. This fat loser has talked about using nukes for hurricanes in his first term. He’d have tried nuking various things if he actually had that authority.

Teddy, on the other hand, not only voluntarily enlisted for the Spanish-American War, but went on to personally lead his own unit called the motherfucking Rough Riders. Let me repeat that: this absolute fucking baller chose to not only go, but even lead his own unit, to the front lines because he loved his country so god-damn much.

Roosevelt tried to enlist in World War I at the age of 58. There were a group of volunteers willing to fight with him despite Roosevelt being in bad health at the time. Orange Nigger is simply a pants shitting coward.

 

[No. 7 cat]

I think Patriarch Kirill of Moscow said it best:

I must say that the words of KGB Kirill are pure hypocrisy given the hordes of blacks that Putin has been enlisting recently for his war on Ukraine / SMO.

Even though the president / commander in chief supposedly makes the final call, I suspect he does not actually have that ability anymore if he ever did. This fat loser has talked about using nukes for hurricanes in his first term. He’d have tried nuking various things if he actually had that authority.

Roosevelt tried to enlist in World War I at the age of 58. There were a group of volunteers willing to fight with him despite Roosevelt being in bad health at the time. Orange Nigger is simply a pants shitting coward.

I think also JFK had genuine health issues that would have legitimately disqualified him from service, but his Dad Joe pulled strings so he could enlist and it meant commanding a small Pacific patrol boat not piloting a desk, altho honestly if they had Barron do that it would be a meaningful gesture. Trump's family from the time its patriarch skipped Bavaria to avoid military have a long record of parasitism and cowardice. Fred Trump didn't serve either. None did. If Trump had been a genuine 'Peace President' it wouldn't matter, but he's gone full warmonger sending sailors to the Gulf and feeding them badly.

 

[Hannibalistique]

After all, orthodoxy refers to the "correct" form of a religion, right?

And catholic means "universal"/"all-inclusive", which might explain the differences in what they preach (they're all pagan anti-christs anyways, as all good Protestants know).

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Trump read from Chronicles 2.
It was pre-recorded to make sure he didn’t mess it up.

I really wish they’d given him Daniel 5.
For you Fedora tippers and heathens out there, that’s Belshazzar’s Feast. King Belshazzar, the ruler of the Babylonian Empire, has a great feast in Solomon’s Temple (future site of the al Aqsa Mosque lmao). He desecrates some sacred Jewish vessels in the temple. A mysterious hand appears out of thin air and writes a cryptic message on a wall. The prophet Daniel interprets the writing on the wall. It says Belshazzar’s days are numbered, God has weighed his soul and been found wanting, and his empire will fall to the Persians.

Sure enough the Persians sack the Babylonian empire the same night.

It’s where we get the phrase “the writing on the wall”.

Trump would know about it if his parents had taken him to a real church instead of the Marble Collegiate Church where Norman Vincent Peale preached self help book prosperity gospel garbage.