💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

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Someone check on the tomb of Teddy Rossevelt. If we find a Crow on top of it, shit is gonna go DOWN....

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

Someone check on the tomb of Teddy Rossevelt. If we find a Crow on top of it, shit is gonna go DOWN....

Was about to post something very similar before I saw your post. All of Teddy’s efforts to ensure that these natural habitats could be admired by future generations, thrown out the window by a man who can’t appreciate anything except what he sees in the mirror. This isn’t how you “make America great.”

Fuck, gimme the hats. I’m MATI now.

 

[Sandnigger]

That would be a terrible idea. And would let the democrats do it as well once they get back in power.

 

[JaneThough]

Was about to post something very similar before I saw your post. All of Teddy’s efforts to ensure that these natural habitats could be admired by future generations, thrown out the window by a man who can’t appreciate anything except what he sees in the mirror. This isn’t how you “make America great.”

Fuck, gimme the hats. I’m MATI now.

He’s so thoroughly destroying the GOP he’s going back in time to destroy everything they ever did. Watch him repeal the emancipation proclamation next.

 

[The Projects]

"American" used to mean someone who is educated on democratic discourse, someone who can get along and maybe even work with people he or she disagrees with. Fucking Teen Titans got this right with the episode where they fought Mad Mod.

MIGAs are just the same as the Soviet Politburo and their propagandists; you either get along with the Dear Leader, or you're a traitor to all things good. It's the Yankee equivalent to Juche, which is North Korean Communism that is based around the worship of one great leader. The MIGAs just have Trump as their answer to the Kim Dynasty in North Korea.

To add to that, American also meant supporting freedom even to the point of war, if necessary. Freedom was more "American" than any sort of religion, IMO.
However, there was also understanding that being free to do something doesn't necessarily mean you should; the idea that you should be free to do stupid shit, but that if you do something stupid, you still have to face consequences for it. It led to the idea that a person is in the end wholly responsible for their life

For Trump and the miggers, it seems that the only "freedom" they want to allow is the "freedom to agree with Dear Leader". Any disagreement or calling them out for hypocrisy, lies or bullshit is met with vitriol by miggers, and if you're high enough rank for Trump to notice, then possible economic/political/legal action. At the very least, a call-out post on Truth Social.

Problem is that we have basically, unintentionally created a new pseudo-religion within the United States. It's an uncanny fusion of Evangelical Protestantism, Founding Father/nation/flag worship, and various forms of esotericism/superstitions/wivestales/cryptozoology/pseudo-history/pseudo-science. Real Christianity is basically dead in this country, but the cross is still waved around by these people while they talk about skinwalkers, valhalla, psychic vampires, sacred geometry, crystals, and What George Washington Really Wanted This Country To Be, then you take all that and slap it on cult of personality worship. Make sense? No? It does to them, it makes perfect sense to them.

The extent of their Christian experience is posting "LIKE THIS POST IF YOU STILL CARE ABOUT HIS MOMENT OF DOUBT AND PAIN!" with a picture of Christ on the cross. They're somewhere between lunatics and liars.

 

[Something Awful]

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Orange nigger is mad that fighting Israel wars and blocking the release of the Epstein files are not popular with Virginia voters.

"As everyone knows, I am an extraordinarily brilliant person". Critical levels of the tism. I had to go and check if that one was actually real (it was).

Also saw him reminiscing about the good old days in the failing New York Times:

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

Problem is that we have basically, unintentionally created a new pseudo-religion within the United States. It's an uncanny fusion of Evangelical Protestantism, Founding Father/nation/flag worship, and various forms of esotericism/superstitions/wivestales/cryptology/pseudo-history/pseudo-science. Real Christianity is basically dead in this country, but the cross is still waved around by these people while they talk about skinwalkers, valhalla, psychic vampires, sacred geometry, crystals, and What George Washington Really Wanted This Country To Be, then you take all that and slap it on cult of personality worship. Make sense? No? It does to them, it makes perfect sense to them.

The extent of their Christian experience is posting "LIKE THIS POST IF YOU STILL CARE ABOUT HIS MOMENT OF DOUBT AND PAIN!" with a picture of Christ on the cross. They're somewhere between lunatics and liars.

Then again, given the recent Trump posts and fighting the Catholic Church, they might not even want Christ. Donny may be good enough for them. Here's a meme I made that might be right up their alley.

 

[AltisticRight]

I can't wait until I can afford to jump this sinking ship of a country and set myself up in a country that isn't a rapidly crumbling shit hole full of worthless entitled and utterly spoiled retards that's being bled for every dime by parasitic nepotistic billionaires who screw over the working class every chance they get because they own all of our worthless worm politicians and can do whatever they want because of it.

You can build a nice house on your own land in a beautiful part of vietnam for 30K and eat delicious high quality food every day for dirt cheap for fuck sake, You can rent a house in a few beautiful and historic coastal Mediterranean cities for a fraction of the cost of renting a shitty townhouse apartment in the middle of nowhere USA, I can legitimately live in a 2 bedroom apartment with a beautiful blue ocean view in Albania for less than half the price or what I pay to live in a town house apartment in the middle of white trash nowhere here in the states and eat fresh high quality seafood and produce that isn't full of chemicals daily too.

Damn near EVERYWHERE has a better quality of living, happier healthier people and lower cost of literally everything than the US now it seems. It's depressing. Millions of people quite literally can't afford to live in the US anymore and reasons to want to are drying up fast.

The poorest village in China on top of a literal mountain range that used to be addicted to opioids has electricity, Internet, and it is cleaner.

The children who are descendants of these people are more politically educated than your average drooling migger subhuman. They know about Epstein's paedophilic antics and they call his private islands "loli island", which is a name Chinese netizens created to describe America's child-fucking elite class. They also know the government is separate to the people. Just because the American and Chinese government hates each other doesn't mean the citizens should also be at odds. These kids are like 8-12 by the way.

But oh no, Google and YouTube is blocked. What would they do without AI slop videos and targeted advertisement!

Spoiler

Basically, most of the villagers left for the town at the foot of this mountain range. Due to that, they are losing their language and customs. I don't think this is a good thing.

At what point do I just stop keeping tabs on the senile pants shitter?
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I'm tired boss

...
This is real?
He seethed on his honeypot data harvesting site because Iran is about to hang 8 generative LLM avatars?

 

[Random Internet Person]

The poorest village in China on top of a literal mountain range that used to be addicted to opioids has electricity, Internet, and it is cleaner.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=16g4CCKtv1QThe children who are descendants of these people are more politically educated than your average drooling migger subhuman. They know about Epstein's paedophilic antics and they call his private islands "loli island", which is a name Chinese netizens created to describe America's child-fucking elite class. They also know the government is separate to the people. Just because the American and Chinese government hates each other doesn't mean the citizens should also be at odds. These kids are like 8-12 by the way.

But oh no, Google and YouTube is blocked. What would they do without AI slop videos and targeted advertisement!

Con: They have to live under Xi and the CCP's surveillance state. Which is way worse than what MAGA sets out to do because it's actually carried out by people who know what they're doing.

Basically, most of the villagers left for the town at the foot of this mountain range. Due to that, they are losing their language and customs. I don't think this is a good thing.

If Trump heard of that, he'd be all over it with some kind of real estate project.

 

[No. 7 cat]

At what point do I just stop keeping tabs on the senile pants shitter?
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I'm tired boss

Honestly if imaginary shit quiets him, it's not bad. Maybe Iran should make 16 more LLM babes and pretent pardon them, perhaps Trump might stop his Iran shit.

 

[Angry Alt Right Nerd]

Problem is that we have basically, unintentionally created a new pseudo-religion within the United States. It's an uncanny fusion of Evangelical Protestantism, Founding Father/nation/flag worship, and various forms of esotericism/superstitions/wivestales/cryptology/pseudo-history/pseudo-science. Real Christianity is basically dead in this country, but the cross is still waved around by these people while they talk about skinwalkers, valhalla, psychic vampires, sacred geometry, crystals, and What George Washington Really Wanted This Country To Be, then you take all that and slap it on cult of personality worship. Make sense? No? It does to them, it makes perfect sense to them.

The extent of their Christian experience is posting "LIKE THIS POST IF YOU STILL CARE ABOUT HIS MOMENT OF DOUBT AND PAIN!" with a picture of Christ on the cross. They're somewhere between lunatics and liars.

I guess it's time for those young hip zoomers too cool to learn from the past to find out that maybe there was a good reason millennials spent much of the 2000s shitting on fundies, moments before getting droned for Israel.

 

[MIU]

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GRANTED, I tend to do this as well. It's a handy way to put EMPHASIS on words.

I can't wait until I can afford to jump this sinking ship of a country and set myself up in a country that isn't a rapidly crumbling shit hole full of worthless entitled and utterly spoiled retards that's being bled for every dime by parasitic nepotistic billionaires who screw over the working class every chance they get because they own all of our worthless worm politicians and can do whatever they want because of it.

Well don't go to any western European country. Imagine America but instead of the choice between retarded neocons and retarded neolibs, you only have neolibs and the political system is designed specifically in the neolibs' favor and the neolibs do everything to fuck you over.

Granted the Netherlands still is decent-ish outside the big cities which are complete shitholes now. But my hopes are very damn low that it's not gonna get significantly worse overtime.

Not to sound too blackpilled but I don't even really know what country WOULD be a good place to go to these days when you're not looking at it through rose tinted lenses.

 

[GhettoKingCobra]

Not to sound too blackpilled but I don't even really know what country WOULD be a good place to go to these days when you're not looking at it through rose tinted lenses.

Well, Finland of course.

 

[SBG]

Phelan appears as though he was ousted because Trump doesn’t realize you can’t just speed through building a naval ship just because you want to. So wasn’t a pure Hegseth move, but about Trump’s impatience.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/22/politics/john-phelan-navy-secretary-leaving

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

He’s so thoroughly destroying the GOP he’s going back in time to destroy everything they ever did. Watch him repeal the emancipation proclamation next.

Teddy Roosevelt needs to rise from the grave and knock the shit out of the fat orange pedophile, not just for what he’s doing to his party, but his country. Fatty could never be as based as the Bull Moose.

Pretty sure this is a photoshop, but Teddy actually was a boxer in his youth, and only got more badass with age.

Con: They have to live under Xi and the CCP's surveillance state. Which is way worse than what MAGA sets out to do

Idk, being under a surveillance state seems pretty shitty regardless of-

because it's actually carried out by people who know what they're doing.

…shit, that’s a good point. That said, I feel like that incompetence could also go in the other direction and make it much more dangerous for the average citizen if they’re reckless enough; shit, look at what ICE is getting away with by weaponizing retardation. I just hope we never have to find out.

GRANTED, I tend to do this as well. It's a handy way to put EMPHASIS on words.

Reject CAPSLOCK, embrace italics and bold.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Well, Finland of course.

They’ve got the best music.

Reject CAPSLOCK, embrace italics and bold.

I would love to, but outside of lovely forums like ours, that option typically doesn’t exist. Looking at you Facebook and Twitter. Don’t even get me started on Instagram and its refusal to allow hard paragraph line breaks.

 

[Hannibalistique]

Well, Finland of course.

I was about to make a dark joke about suicide, but apparently they've managed to turn things around and are below the US now (finland #32, US #24 globally). So they're doing something right.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

I was about to make a dark joke about suicide, but apparently they've managed to turn things around and are below the US now (finland #32, US #24 globally). So they're doing something right.

"Things could be worse, I could be American." Finnish man who didnt kill himself today.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Teddy Roosevelt needs to rise from the grave and knock the shit out of the fat orange pedophile, not just for what he’s doing to his party, but his country. Fatty could never be as based as the Bull Moose.

Don't you understand, libtard? Caring about the air we breathe, water we drink and our national forests that everyone can enjoy is all libtard shit! It's BASED to drink polluted water and breathe polluted air so that billionaires can get richer!

 

[DatBepisTho]

The Teddy-posting warms my rotten heart in these trying times when even touching grass may be at risk.

-I don't think I've ever had a president threaten to destroy my outdoor hobbies like orange nigger has, what with possibly setting off WW3 in a MAD sequence or drilling+logging our own nature preserves.

Friendly reminder Theodore took a bullet to the chest and finished his speech before getting treatment.
Donnie just gets ear tagged and wants to put his name on or destroy everything other presidents achieved feels like some stolen valor tier shit in that regard.