💼 Careercow Alexander Emerick "Alex" Jones / InfoWars - King of the Conspiratards, Performance Artist

[General Emílio Médici]

Reminder that "Sandy Hook Parents" does not actually mean the parents of Sandy Hook victims, it means maybe one or two of the parents and a entire army of NGO and Activist lawyers parading the corpse of those kids as a anti-gun crusade icon.

And of course allow me to inject my own Sandy Hook schizo theory: It happened, people died. But the deaths were caused by the local police fucking up and killing the kids, not Adam Lanza. That is why there is so much paranoia over this case and why questioning it is treated almost like Holocaust denial.

 

[Caligura]

Reminder that "Sandy Hook Parents" does not actually mean the parents of Sandy Hook victims, it means maybe one or two of the parents and a entire army of NGO and Activist lawyers parading the corpse of those kids as a anti-gun crusade icon.

And of course allow me to inject my own Sandy Hook schizo theory: It happened, people died. But the deaths were caused by the local police fucking up and killing the kids, not Adam Lanza. That is why there is so much paranoia over this case and why questioning it is treated almost like Holocaust denial.

Pretty much like an Uvalde?

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Pretty much like an Uvalde?

No, like a worse Uvalde where they went in shooting and killed the kids. If it was just like Uvalde they wouldn't have had the change the story so many times or have unexplained bullet holes that the investigation ignored in nearby cars and shit.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Based Eric Wareheim not getting involved.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Of fucking course Heidecker is a Bluesky faggot.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Reminder that "Sandy Hook Parents" does not actually mean the parents of Sandy Hook victims, it means maybe one or two of the parents and a entire army of NGO and Activist lawyers parading the corpse of those kids as a anti-gun crusade icon.

And of course allow me to inject my own Sandy Hook schizo theory: It happened, people died. But the deaths were caused by the local police fucking up and killing the kids, not Adam Lanza. That is why there is so much paranoia over this case and why questioning it is treated almost like Holocaust denial.

Oh come the fuck on. What happened to Jones is bullshit but can we stop with the constant conspiracy theories about every mass shooting. Shooting out the entrance windows of a school and walking into a class and shooting people is not some superhuman act that requires glowie resources to pull off.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Oh come the fuck on. What happened to Jones is bullshit but can we stop with the constant conspiracy theories about every mass shooting. Shooting out the entrance windows of a school and walking into a class and shooting people is not some superhuman act that requires glowie resources to pull off.

Sounds like you don't know why Sandy Hook attracted so many conspiracy theories. Did you know that the cops who responded to the shooting gave six different times of death and location of death for Adam Lanza? Bet you didn't.

 

[SCV]

Its over. Infowars is now owned by the Onion, with Tim Heidecker in charge.

So does this mean Tim Heidecker is a incredible shitlib?

ETA:

Oh come the fuck on. What happened to Jones is bullshit but can we stop with the constant conspiracy theories about every mass shooting. Shooting out the entrance windows of a school and walking into a class and shooting people is not some superhuman act that requires glowie resources to pull off.

Yeah, enough of these constant ridiculous conspiracy theories! Like I heard someone yesterday say there was a mossad agent who only eats human jerky trafficking underage children to US elites to control the US government. Ridiculous!

 

[big pauper]

I look forward to becoming a brutally unfunny “parody” that dies in a year. How do you be such a faggot I’d feel bad for Alex Jones?

tim heidecker's whole fame arc post-tim&eric has been him playing the exact same character - a manipulative, narcissistic retard (basically just eric's character from Tom Goes to the Mayor) channeled into unsuccessful low budget genre parodies. It's because he's just playing himself and it's the only thing he knows how to do. The trial of tim heidecker was legitimately really fucking funny but that was a hail mary project grown from a two-bit genre parody and those have a very short shelf life. People thought the fake trial was genius but he hasn't done anything since then and has just been milking fans out of "On Cinema At The Cinema" live shows, basically doing the sellout podcast circuit. That should really be the indicator that he is, was, and always has been your run-of-the-mill talentless hollywood sycophant

Meanwhile eric was the one with talent, the one who didn't get into a screaming match with Sam Hyde out of jealousy

 

[Boldizar]

So does this mean Tim Heidecker is a incredible shitlib?

And Alex Jones himself was quite erotically close with a tranny. He is kind of shitlib himself.

cops who responded to the shooting gave six different times of death and location of death for Adam Lanza?

Which is totally expected and normal for institution that shoots niglets for having a toy pistol, or blows out drivers' brains for pulling out driving license too fast. It's always "shoot first, think later".

 

[Super Guido]

Meanwhile eric was the one with talent, the one who didn't get into a screaming match with Sam Hyde out of jealousy

Which of them was the one who really liked toilet humor? See: Cinco Napple, and D-Pants from Tim and Eric.

If it was Tim, I can't wait for InfoWars to be 25 percent toilet humor.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

As if I couldn't hate Tim enough already.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Its over. Infowars is now owned by the Onion, with Tim Heidecker in charge.
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The world continues to become a worse place.

 

[Beeeeeejams]

Brace for the gayest and least funny rebrand of all time

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

 

[Historical Strelkov]

my own Sandy Hook schizo theory

the schizo theory is that the only way to "confirm" that it "happened" is to have Alex Jones lose in court to "prove" it, so any time someone brings it up they can pull that receipt. Look a judge said it happened, a billion dollars! And now Alex has the humiliation ritual of his life's work in a gay left wing parody.

 

[Buzz Killington]

It bears repeating though, how long can this bit realistically last for? With how much they paid for it, there's no way they'll make a return on investment. It's literally just spite against a dude who's mostly a laughing stock.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

That new Info Wars will be dead and there'll be another fire sale after it's all said and done.

 

[AnOminous]

This was years ago though, how did they end up winning?

Nobody else wanted it since it's only of any significance because, lolcow or not, it was associated with Alex Jones. It's a spite purchase that makes no economic sense.

 

[Crabpuncher]

Nobody else wanted it since it's only of any significance because, lolcow or not, it was associated with Alex Jones. It's a spite purchase that makes no economic sense.

That makes no sense. They WON the bid. Are you saying there was another bid after some sort of court case? Is there somewhere we can find this info?