Rey scrapped from Star Wars Monopoly - Due to lack of interest

I don't think 8 year olds write like that.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Yeah I'm sad to say I couldn't remember if that was the black guy or the woman either. As mentioned the only character that stood out was Kylo and his big nose.

I remembered him because I laughed out loud when he took his mask off at how much he looked like a whiny teenager.

 

[OJ 473]

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I don't think 8 year olds write like that.

Ahh, this is by one of those "transage" people, right?

 

[nad7155]

"Monopoly" is a classic game.

"Star Wars" is a movie franchise beloved my millions of sperges.

Why taint a great board game with science fiction crap?

 

[OJ 473]

"Monopoly" is a classic game.

"Star Wars" is a movie franchise beloved my millions of sperges.

Why taint a great board game with science fiction crap?

Why make a new game when you can paint the old game a new color each year

 

[neverendingmidi]

Why make a new game when you can paint the old game a new color each year

Monopoly has so many different types, it has breached the autism singularity. FFS, I stopped counting when I hit 50 in the "A"s.

 

[millais]

Monopoly has so many different types, it has breached the autism singularity. FFS, I stopped counting when I hit 50 in the "A"s.

Did someone say autism?

http://monopoly.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Collector's_Edition

 

[Dysnomia]

I remembered him because I laughed out loud when he took his mask off at how much he looked like a whiny teenager.

For awhile I thought it was the black guy too. Who's name I also can't remember. But tumblr loves him because he is POC.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Did someone say autism?

http://monopoly.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Collector's_Edition

:autism: X 1000

I would have never guessed that such a product actually existed, but...I'm actually kind of impressed that it's possible to be this autistic.

That being said, I'm also dismayed that while there's probably a Monopoly for everything, there's not really any variation on the rules of the game between different editions.

 

[vertexwindi]

I remembered him because I laughed out loud when he took his mask off at how much he looked like a whiny teenager.

He pretty much was a whiny tryhard Darth Vader wannabe.

"I'M NOT DARTH VADER I'M MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER KYLO REN, FUCK YOU DAD"

 

[El Garbage]

"I'M NOT DARTH VADER I'M MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER KYLO REN, FUCK YOU DAD"

That's the best synopsis of TFA I've ever read.

 

[Honeybunny]

He pretty much was a whiny tryhard Darth Vader wannabe.

"I'M NOT DARTH VADER I'M MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER KYLO REN, FUCK YOU DAD"

He's basically Jacen Solo but even sillier somehow

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Nobody likes a strong jaw and tiny tits?

@yawning sneasel alone is not enough to launch a whole brand of toys tbh

 

[GS 281]

@yawning sneasel alone is not enough to launch a whole brand of toys tbh

Also, this guy would definitely be game

Spoiler

 

[Internet War Criminal]

also did no one else notice that on top of being written in the colors of the rainbow flag, the fucking final q is written in order to make it the feminine symbol that feminists use to love?

thats the first thing that jumped to my eyes

As mentioned the only character that stood out was Kylo and his big nose.

i think you meant to write

(((Kylo and his big nose)))

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

And yet, no one complained when the Thimble got replaced in the main game.

What a world we live in.

 

[Slumber Crasher]

That sucks, I love Rey. But if it doesn't sell, it doesn't sell. Not much you can do about that.

 

[melty]

Every licensed Monopoly edition I've played is uninspired and the game designers don't care about the content nor try to deviate from the standard game that much

A missing pewter token is the least of their worries

Monopoly is an outdated game anyway
SPOILER: buy the orange and pink properties, specifically orange, or whatever's on the left side in the licensed ones, because due to the dice rolls/sent to jail/back to go players end up having the statistically highest chance of landing on orange. Sell all your other crap and put houses and hotels on them as soon as possible. There, you've won monopoly.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Monopoly is an outdated game anyway
SPOILER: buy the orange and pink properties, specifically orange, or whatever's on the left side in the licensed ones, because due to the dice rolls/sent to jail/back to go players end up having the statistically highest chance of landing on orange. Sell all your other crap and put houses and hotels on them as soon as possible. There, you've won monopoly.

It's true, the game is totally broken. Not to mention it's obvious who is going to win very early on, but the game can take a very long time for the actual win condition to be reached (Everyone bankrupt except the winner), so the only real enjoyment you can get out of it is if you're the winner and enjoy lording over winning at a shitty board game.

 

[Android raptor]

I like Rey (though Kylo is my favorite because he's pretty much ultimate lolcow of the Star Wars universe) but the reason she was left out of a lot of the earlier merch was because her being the new force sensitive hero was kind of a spoiler, not because of soggy knees or whatever the moral crusaders tried to say. There was very little merch of Kylo unmasked at first for the same reason.

Either way I prefer the chess set where Kylo is the queen

 

[Iamthatis]

I like how the child knew to stop writing with one color of marker and continue writing with the other to make the letter look like the gay f(l)ag of rainbow tolerance. But this racist didn't include the brown and black stripes, so she's probably a white supremacist who hangs monkeys on her back porch.

It's not in the colors of the straight or gay rainbow. IJS