DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Courtesy of WPIG, please enjoy this abstract art piece titled, "2 Beggars."




And also this.

 

[Fridge Raider]

Courtesy of WPIG, please enjoy this abstract art piece titled, "2 Beggars."


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And also this.

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Yeah there's a reason he always, ALWAYS flexes in front. He really needs that optical illusion to even pretend that he's got some kind of muscles.

Remember in the fall when he put on the women's sweaters for the season and said "I'm gonna come back in the spring and I'm gonna be ripped!" because I sure do.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

Toxic troll element out in force

 

[Milkdud]

After he revealed his MegaMan poster for the marathon- love to see the mods posting positive feedback!

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

don't let him trying to own the may first burst meme dissuade you from clowning on him about it, he's still absolutely seething on the inside. he's just trying to get ahead of it to prevent the memes

 

[Digger10]

he's still absolutely seething on the inside

He should "let out" his "feelings".

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

DSP is never beating the girdle allegations, huh?

 

[Baklava]

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another snooze fest antique game marathon in the cards potentially, oh boy. Loving the retirement home style vibes

The kerning on that font is fucking terrible. He's just pretending to own the meme because he knows it'll get him attention on the ten year anniversary, because watching him save scum Mega Man 9 sure as shit won't. I'll be surprised if he breaks 700 on this marathon.

Edit: Also Ludwig World Order uploaded a Captain Alex Q&A compilation that really illustrates what a true and honest dent is like and I highly recommend watching, it was very funny.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

That Street Fighter bisexual bridal shower edition trailer looks like proper AI slop even the way it's cut together.

SFII The Animated Movie will always be the finest adaptation. Great fights, amazing (english dub) soundtrack and Chun Li in the shower. You can't lose.

Even implying that fucking Ken will have the main character spot is pure fake and gay Gen Z SuBVersIOn.

This is the one time I won't be upset if old man phil holds the exact same onions as me.

Bryan Cranston was the voice of Fei Long in the animated SFII movie, and the director actually thought the KMFDM song used for the Chun-Li vs Vega fight in the English dub works better than the song used in the Japanese version. (It seriously does, Ultra is a hellaciously good track.)

 

[Vic Viper T301]

The kerning on that font is fucking terrible. He's just pretending to own the meme because he knows it'll get him attention on the ten year anniversary, because watching him save scum Mega Man 9 sure as shit won't. I'll be surprised if he breaks 700 on this marathon.

Edit: Also Ludwig World Order uploaded a Captain Alex Q&A compilation that really illustrates what a true and honest dent is like and I highly recommend watching, it was very funny.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2k_wRYIlVn4

Is he playing Mega Man 9? As far as I know it’s not a part of any compilation that added the savestates and rewinds he loves to abuse, and it’s possibly the hardest mainline entry, so that would have a real possibility of ragequit.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Bryan Cranston was the voice of E. Honda in the animated SFII movie,

You mean Fei Long We know already anyway that if phil says anything about the new movie it'll just be some autistic shit that only he cares about like like complaining Gief's chest hair isn'tthe right color or that the car Ken wrecks isn't the same nake and model that's in Super Turbo.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

DSP is never beating the girdle allegations, huh?

Phil has never dare mentioned the girdle. He's obviously wearing some kind of man bra with straps at times.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

You mean Fei Long We know already anyway that if phil says anything about the new movie it'll just be some autistic shit that only he cares about like like complaining Gief's chest hair isn'tthe right color or that the car Ken wrecks isn't the same nake and model that's in Super Turbo.

My mistake, I forgot which one it was. I corrected my post, thanks!

Phil has never dare mentioned the girdle. He's obviously wearing some kind of man bra with straps at times.

It's called a manziere!

 

[Fridge Raider]

Phil has never dare mentioned the girdle. He's obviously wearing some kind of man bra with straps at times.

It's called a manziere!

Yeah I've posted what I think is pretty compelling proof before. I think it's a gynecomastia compression shirt. Seeing those puppies unchained I guess I can't blame him, his tits are bigger than even I imagined. I would love to see this dude's test and estrogen levels, he must be on the road to naturally transitioning into a woman at this point.

Spoiler: schizo proof he wears a bra

As you can see above the fat is pushed up into his armpit. It also looks like he's wearing a vest to me but that's harder to say but the fat being mashed out of his tits into his armpit is enough for me.

There's also this someone else posted. Looks an awful lot like he's adjusting a vest under his shirt. Also he looks so much healthier here it's wild, and this was less than a year ago. The Ozempig is not doing him any favors.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Edit: Also Ludwig World Order uploaded a Captain Alex Q&A compilation that really illustrates what a true and honest dent is like and I highly recommend watching, it was very funny.

God I wish there were more true & ahnest dents like Captain Alex, he's so fucking funny. He's a lot more one-note than Phil as far as lolcow comedy goes, so he doesn't have the same kind of long-haul humor that comes from watching a piece of shit like Phil lose his mind over the course of a decade, but in small doses Captain Alex is WAY more funny.

That PWR guy was always fake and gay to me but Captain Alex is the real deal of "mental midget DSP fan who never should have been given access to a webcam" and he's just the best.

On another note, nearly half of the donations today have been from NSRV. Someone clearly just got their minimum wage paycheck!

 

[Iron Hamster]

Taking a break midstream to walk your dog makes a lot more sense than taking a break to walk your wife.

They're one in the same. BOOM SHAKA LAKA!

I just saw there is a trailer for the new street fighter movie. Did Phil already complain about it and how it doesn't follow the plot of the games properly? Do those games even have a plot?

I didn't hear anything about it not showing lag or dropped inputs so..........

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another snooze fest antique game marathon in the cards potentially, oh boy. Loving the retirement home style vibes

Divorce coin skyrocketing! No way he would intentionally make her cry would he? He loves her (fuck me I just cracked myself up)

 

[Ancap Virgin]

Shout-outs to MeowBlock on X/Twitter for this.

His Virtua Boy "playthrough" will continue to be one of the most retarded videos he's ever posted.


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What I love about arcs like the Virtua Boy is that they break containment and he ends up on Reddit and Twitter which just causes him to just have a huge spregout where he goes on and on about how normies are worse off than him and are "flipping burgers at a dead end job" and the normies are like "no?"

DSPolitics is BACK! Phil LAYS INTO Donald Trump -

oh wait never mind, he manages to bring it right back to fence-sitting.


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Days like today are why I desperately want him to bring back DSPolitics. His complete lack of understanding about current events and politics is one of my favorite things to listen to him struggle with.

it just goes to show how bubbled he is, I remember when someone in his chat brought up the Epstein stuff and he had no idea who Epstein is

 

[Optimus Crime]

don't let him trying to own the may first burst meme dissuade you from clowning on him about it, he's still absolutely seething on the inside. he's just trying to get ahead of it to prevent the memes

It's a cash grab. God knows he had to pay a substantial tithe to the government for snatching disability checks, which amounts to around 24-30k if he makes over 103k. Which begs the question; if he's an actual business owner, why does he only do his taxes once a year like a non-business owning plebeian instead of quarterly?

It's because he's a LIAR!
He's a FRAUD!
He's BUSINESSLESS

 

[Grandmas Cream Pie]

NSRV going ultra parasocial today, I see.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Once again, if this Mega Man Marathon (holy fuck he is beyond scraping the bottom of the barrel) is his idea of "owning the meme" on May 1st, he does it in the most retarded way possible.