He's right. He would be rich if he didn't waste so much money.
His spirit animal must be a bloodhound.
How long has he been threatening to clean out his closet? It feels like he's been saying he's going to do it for a year, year and a half by now.
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He's right. He would be rich if he didn't waste so much money.
His spirit animal must be a bloodhound.
How long has he been threatening to clean out his closet? It feels like he's been saying he's going to do it for a year, year and a half by now.
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Ralof-of-Cringewood
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Literally destroying his career with JRPG slop. Play this shit fucking off stream bro, no one wants this, not your viewers, not your detractors, you're letting 2 whales and your own pig headed nostalgia steer your entire streaming business into a fucking iceberg
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How much you wanna bet he takes that day off
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There's nothing for either side to like. The game is slow, plodding, boring, a combo of real weeb mouth drooler whales and fake tips means we won't get begments or crashouts. Shit like suikoden, this or yakooza are literal black holes of entertainment and only a literal madman would devote hundreds of hours to jamming this down their audience's throats. As long as a few ultradents buy out these playthroughs he feels entitled to forcefeed the most dire dire shit to his viewers just because he likes the game, totally mental self sabotage to kill his viewership like this
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He is definitely doing this because he likes the game and to try to stop people from making content on him, which never works in his favor.
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He's repeatedly said that he can't play games off stream for one reason or the other, or that streaming has ruined the hobby for him.
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Except gacha of course
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- 4 de Jun, 2024
he should offer a $1k goal reward incentive; send a $1k tip and he'll reenact the burst (one time offer only)
already gonna get dragged all week for it, might as well monetize it. some retard would at least be tempted.
already gonna get dragged all week for it, might as well monetize it. some retard would at least be tempted.
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- 23 de Oct, 2021
Oh for sure, he basically played every major release during the 7/10 era of games where devs were spamming out releases all year round and it's fried any sort of positive response from playing vidya. His laziness and horrible attitude also meant that after making bank he's now hard stuck doing this as all attempts at controller boycotts have been futile
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- 28 de Dic, 2025
I check in at the end of today's DQ7 stream to see 130 viewers and 265 dollars in support.
It really goes to show you why so many failed streamers are drawn to this pigroach like flies to a pile of shit (duhuhuh poop). You just know dead-end losers like Jai or any of the countless others who have come and gone seeming to live vicariously through Philbert see those numbers and think... if he can do this, why not me?
Truly a beacon in the darkness, for mentally retarded manchildren who want to coast through life off the charity of random strangers in exchange for doing absolutely nothing of value!
It really goes to show you why so many failed streamers are drawn to this pigroach like flies to a pile of shit (duhuhuh poop). You just know dead-end losers like Jai or any of the countless others who have come and gone seeming to live vicariously through Philbert see those numbers and think... if he can do this, why not me?
Truly a beacon in the darkness, for mentally retarded manchildren who want to coast through life off the charity of random strangers in exchange for doing absolutely nothing of value!
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This is the one thing that holds together Phil's successful and meaningful claims. I do wonder the percentage of dents that fall in this living vicariously category. Which is all very sad, of course.
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- 10 de Ago, 2019
Overly effeminate homosexuals.
never. happened. If he talked to anyone in the Trumpsphere at all, it was underlings. Trump has no clue this clown exists which is saying a lot given what he is known for.
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Yeah, because he blew through all of his Goddamn cash on that BMW he no longer has, those figures sitting in the nook, moving across the country, putting down money on a middle unit condo he didn't fucking need, as he claimed he wanted more space to hoard more useless shit, etc...
Phil has seen $2 milion+ in the years that he has been on the internet, however, instead of putting some of that in the S&P500, a high yield savings account, a 401K and a Roth IRA - I'll give Wings credit, LEAST he put some of that Lolcow Live money into a Roth IRA and 401K, and Phil got QUIET for a few seconds when Phil tried to one up him and Wings went "Nah, I put that money aside, pimp. It's building interest as we speak." - it went to bullshit.
Phil could've been set for life and had "fuck you" money, BUT showing off and wanting to ball like MC Hammer and thinking the money was always going to be there was his ultimate downfall. That has always been his issue, even going back to the Machinima days - that the money he was making at that time was sustainable and was never going to end, not realizing that kind of income is unsustainable, especially for an entertainer. It's why a majority of sports player go bankrupt five years AFTER their playing days are over, because they think that level of cash is going to last them for the rest of their lives or that kind of cash is going to keep coming in.
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- 22 de Sep, 2025
It seems that one of the whales is propping up the worst streams in order to continue destroying his already dead channel. He absolutely hates Crimson Desert and yet he will keep playing it because it hits the goal. Oh, I'm sorry, there are no goals, I mean it gets a good amount of support which means that it gets the amount of money that used to be called a goal. As far as trolling goes it is fucking dented because he's footing the bill for Phil's whole life but it is pretty devious.
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- 20 de Sep, 2024
It is fucking brilliant.
Phil won't quit a game he hates playing if the money keeps coming in, so whoever is bankrolling Crimson Desert is torturing him in the cruelest of ways.
Giving Phil money IS retarded, but we can all sit back and laugh at the donor and at Phil's suffering.
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Two things. One, I don't think he was trying to ball out, I think it's more that he has no ability to think beyond the present moment. It's more "I have money, spending gives me dopamine, I will spend it and more will come tomorrow". And two, sports players go bankrupt because they're niggers. Same issue though, I'll give you that, and underdeveloped or malfunctioning PFC that leaves them unable to conceptualize a reality beyond the present moment.
It is, except he's trolling Phil by giving him enough money to live and continue indulging in his vices which is dented and gay. But beyond that I do love that he's steering him towards these games that literally no one wants. Almost like there's a flaw in the whale-out goal system, but no that can't be the case, he's sussessful!