💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

J.D. Vance confirms that it was just a prank, bro, he was just joking, come on guys, can't you take a joke?
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Vance the Catholic convert telling the Pope to stay 👏in👏 his 👏lane is like Becky Gerber the Jewish convert telling Twitter that she needs to travel to Disney World to eat lobster on Roshashana for her mental health.
Vance probably converted 'cause converting to Catholicism has become a weird trend with conservative Gen Z & Millennials/he's trying to drum up support with the young MAGA crowd for a potential future presidential run.

Over the past few years, self-professed "devout Catholic" grifters like Candace Owens & Nick Fuentes have made Catholicism synonymous with being "#based". (*Ignore the fact that Owens & Fuentes routinely spout actual heresy & hold views that are incongruent to actual Catholic teachings).
I can't wait for Vance to tell everyone that his favoritest book ever is Blood Meridian and he just looooves Rick Owens clothing.
 
J.D. Vance confirms that it was just a prank, bro, he was just joking, come on guys, can't you take a joke?
Every time someone breaks out the "oh he's just trolling" excuse, they conveniently ignore how there are certain jokes that are just wildly inappropriate for someone of that position to be making. He was joking? Okay, it was a shitty and tone-deaf joke then.
 
The Pope should excommunicate Vance for that
I'm starting to think Vance is cursed:
> decides to start playing Magic when he's 13, around 1998
> the 1998 sets ushered in "Combo Winter", his favorite card ("Yawgmoth's Bargain") is now banned in Commander and Vintage for being busted and not fun
> decides to cape for Orban in Hungary's election
> Peter Magyar, the opposition candidate, wins in a landslide
> decides to convert to Catholicism
> gets stuck sweeping up for Trump after he starts picking a fight with Pope of all people
 
I'm starting to think Vance is cursed:
> decides to start playing Magic when he's 13, around 1998
> the 1998 sets ushered in "Combo Winter", his favorite card ("Yawgmoth's Bargain") is now banned in Commander and Vintage for being busted and not fun
> decides to cape for Orban in Hungary's election
> Peter Magyar, the opposition candidate, wins in a landslide
> decides to convert to Catholicism
> gets stuck sweeping up for Trump after he starts picking a fight with Pope of all people
Don’t forget killing the last pope!
 
So.

Is the Anti-Popish persecution wet dream of the Know-Nothings finally going to come true? The gilded age really is coming back, wholecloth, Catholic hatred fully in tact.
Trump isn't a secret Jew, he's a secret Gypsy!
Unironically, something I have thought about a lot is... Trump's behavior... Is it not stunningly reminiscent of something you'd see from the guys on The Sopranos? Random sex scandals, inane potty-mouth bordering on lunacy, a sleazy lovable charm that is used to cover up horrific acts, absolutely gauche, gaudy taste in everything from architecture to fashion to food to speech.

Both Trump administrations are quite literally just a New York City corruption/sex scandal blown up to the size of the entire country. New Yorkers are numb to this sort of stuff by now after decades of living through 24/7 televised coverage of such scandals and just hate all politicians and rich people, but America at large seems to have been stunlocked and utterly paralyzed by Trump. A plurality hate him, a small but sizeable minority love him because he represents the unfettered assholes they wish they could be, and a small contingent of idiots will tolerate him if they receive gibs, but will turn on him if they get scared. (These guys have decided the election the last 3 times)


Always has been.
 
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Don’t forget killing the last pope!
Also:
> decides to flex that Yale degree and transition into politics in 2021
> in 2021 his mentor, Amy Chua, loses her small group leader position at Yale and gets embroiled in controversy. Also her husband gets investigated for sexual harassment and suspended
> wins his Senate campaign in Ohio on a platform of cracking down on illegal immigration
> Ohio experiences an increase of illegal immigration the next year
> campaigns with "pro-family" and "anti-childlessness" slogans
> U.S. hits record low fertility rate
 
Also:
> decides to flex that Yale degree and transition into politics in 2021
> in 2021 his mentor, Amy Chua, loses her small group leader position at Yale and gets embroiled in controversy. Also her husband gets investigated for sexual harassment and suspended
> wins his Senate campaign in Ohio on a platform of cracking down on illegal immigration
> Ohio experiences an increase of illegal immigration the next year
> campaigns with "pro-family" and "anti-childlessness" slogans
> U.S. hits record low fertility rate
IIRC he won his seat in Ohio then almost immediately just started campaigning for Trump. I remember Ohioans pissed because they elected him and he did nothing.
 
Every time someone breaks out the "oh he's just trolling" excuse, they conveniently ignore how there are certain jokes that are just wildly inappropriate for someone of that position to be making. He was joking? Okay, it was a shitty and tone-deaf joke then.

THIS is acceptable comedy from a sitting president. (I miss him)

None of Trump’s “jokes” are acceptable jokes. Nor are they jokes, because narcs don’t have a sense of humor. Especially about themselves.
 
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