🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[FatMan]

... afraid of legal repercussions ... in his suicide note.

Holy fuck lol. Nigger, he's about to be fucking DEAD. Why the fuck would he be afraid of legal repercussions?

They ain't sending their best, boys.

 

[JustKiwiPosting]

Amazing. So you people can take the judge's word on everything regarding the case, but magically ignore the part where he agrees that Billy is a known cheater

Anyone with a well adjusted mental state doesn't care about whether someone cheated at a nearly fifty year old video game. In some ways you can even look at the aspects of Mitchell's actions that people find less defensible as the result of Billy being basically one of the first "famous video game players" as a child. When you start to actually contrast Mitchell, a man who runs a successful restaurant chain and hot sauce business, with your average speed run tranny, Goldeneye PUA reject, or Roblox pedophile and the "sin" of maybe greasing the rules on Donkey Kong to cling to his position as the best becomes really minor in comparison. In my opinion, Billy Mitchell cheated at Donkey Kong, and that's fucking based. And it's funny because it seems it's nearly always the worst sort of cancel culture tranny turbo autists who are the ones who have the biggest issue with a fucking high score record from a game made before they were born.

 

[BicketyBuckBumble]

You don't know this, faggot. Apollo agreed never to make another public comment about Billy. For all we know he could have sent crypto to Billy, been deeply distressed and afraid of legal repercussions to the point of not mentioning it even in his suicide note. Have you ever been the target of a lawsuit or legal threats? It's extremely distressing. You don't know the effects it did or didn't have on his already delicate state of mind.

You fucking lemmings get a few pieces of information then automatically assume you know the entirety of a situation. Learn to think beyond a hive mind. For fucks sake.

Both Apollo’s brother and sister are on record saying otherwise.

The email with his brother is out there but it’s also mentioned in the court documents and Karl used an excerpt from the email in his Dark Souls video with the infamous retraction


Meanwhile, Apollo’s sister had this to say on Billy’s “Response to Karl Jobst Regarding Apollo Legend” video. The account has videos showing childhood videos of Apollo, so it’s likely actually her.

Amazing. So you people can take the judge's word on everything regarding the case, but magically ignore the part where he agrees that Billy is a known cheater

You’re right, Billy is based as fuck for cheating loser faggots like you out of their gaming high scores.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

Damn,

Amazing. So you people can take the judge's word on everything regarding the case, but magically ignore the part where he agrees that Billy is a known cheater

Karl, you translucent homo, you are saltier than Lot’s wife.

 

[LunarSync]

It is all good guys, Ersatz_catz is giving legal advise.



Remember, that it is just that easy legal procedural stuff at the start, you don't need a lawyer for that.

 

[Corbax]

You don't know this, faggot. Apollo agreed never to make another public comment about Billy. For all we know he could have sent crypto to Billy, been deeply distressed and afraid of legal repercussions to the point of not mentioning it even in his suicide note. Have you ever been the target of a lawsuit or legal threats? It's extremely distressing. You don't know the effects it did or didn't have on his already delicate state of mind.

You fucking lemmings get a few pieces of information then automatically assume you know the entirety of a situation. Learn to think beyond a hive mind. For fucks sake.

"The judge was too biased in his ruling because he consulted the facts and evidence, he should have considered this speculative scenario that I just made up baselessly."
Okay, yeah, I know I'm getting trolled.

 

[Flamin' Hot]

Anyone with a well adjusted mental state doesn't care about whether someone cheated at a nearly fifty year old video game. In some ways you can even look at the aspects of Mitchell's actions that people find less defensible as the result of Billy being basically one of the first "famous video game players" as a child. When you start to actually contrast Mitchell, a man who runs a successful restaurant chain and hot sauce business, with your average speed run tranny, Goldeneye PUA reject, or Roblox pedophile and the "sin" of maybe greasing the rules on Donkey Kong to cling to his position as the best becomes really minor in comparison. In my opinion, Billy Mitchell cheated at Donkey Kong, and that's fucking based. And it's funny because it seems it's nearly always the worst sort of cancel culture tranny turbo autists who are the ones who have the biggest issue with a fucking high score record from a game made before they were born.

Clout chasing by cheating at a children’s video game is ‘based’?

Let’s not act like this pedobeard hot sauce selling faggot is well adjusted by any margin.

 

[Fat Camp Intern]

Both Apollo’s brother and sister are on record saying otherwise.

The email with his brother is out there but it’s also mentioned in the court documents and Karl used an excerpt from the email in his Dark Souls video with the infamous retraction
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Meanwhile, Apollo’s sister had this to say on Billy’s “Response to Karl Jobst Regarding Apollo Legend” video. The account has videos showing childhood videos of Apollo, so it’s likely actually her.
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You’re right, Billy is based as fuck for cheating loser faggots like you out of their gaming high scores.

Why don't you fags form a concensus and make up yours minds then: did his suicide have entirely to do with his health issues or did "Karl's friends push him to suicide"?

You can't even stick to a cohesive narrative.

Holy fuck lol. Nigger, he's about to be fucking DEAD. Why the fuck would he be afraid of legal repercussions?

They ain't sending their best, boys.

It could have burdened his mother you retard. Jesus christ you're stupid.

 

[JustKiwiPosting]

Clout chasing by cheating at a children’s video game is ‘based’?

Yes, and Billy beat their brains out.

https://youtu.be/qb6PKUcyNY0

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Bait this shitty really makes you appreciate how good Dynastia was at his job.

Wait, is he gone now?!

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

It could have burdened his mother you retard. Jesus christ you're stupid.

can a janny thread ban this nigger already?

 

[McSneaks]

Apollo (who literally died and left a deathbed confession where he directly points fingers): says Billy had nothing to do with it
Multiple people in his family: says Billy had nothing to do with it
Friends: say Billy had nothing to do with it
Billy: says he had nothing to do with it
Literal Australian court system: says Billy had nothing to do with it


Some Troon faggot from discord: "ERM AKSHULLY BUT WHAT IF HE WAS JUST SCARED OF BEING SUED AS A GHOST???? Karl (the guy who talked shit about Apollo multiple times, including with the guy WHO WAS ACTUALLY DIRECTLY NAMED IN THE SUICIDE NOTE AS A DIRECT CAUSE, who literally didn't care about Apollo at all beyond sick pwnz on Billy GOAT) said Billy used a red joystick so??? Idiots *dilates furiously*"

If you guys really want to prove your case you'd all line up with Lobst and hang yourselves while screaming BILLY LITERALLY KILLED ME HE SUED KARL (and won lmao)!!!!

 

[A Very Big Fish]

It could have burdened his mother you retard. Jesus christ you're stupid.

You know what else would really burden a mother?

Her son necking himself.

 

[Buckaroo]

Nigger, ive been having Karl as background noise, he did the lie by omision, but he lied, and he lied about the part where he acused Billy of being responsible for Apollo suicide, while it was in fact Karl and his friend faggotviper who were digging in and harasing the niglet, billy can sue cartoon network for parody 10more times, ill still find him more entertaining and right agasint the albino faggot.

It wasn't just a lie by omission, in one of his videos about the lawsuit he used a clip from a local news station that talked about the lawsuit being over the cheating allegations and didn't correct it.

And you received a detailed answer.

It's weird seeing my posts get screen shotted on here.

It is all good guys, Ersatz_catz is giving legal advise.

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Remember, that it is just that easy legal procedural stuff at the start, you don't need a lawyer for that.

If Karl is still listening to this toothless boomer after everything he's said (btw he was giving Apollo tips for his Billy slander too) then he really is retarded.

 

[Solid Snek]

Damn,

Karl, you translucent homo, you are saltier than Lot’s wife.

"Now I'm not saying saying Fat Camp Intern is Karl, but if you read his bait posts in Karl's voice, it actually fits quite well. Be sure to include the INflectiONs, pauses, and nasally condescension, each and every time, Fat Camp Intern, makes a wild speculation.

Because if you are anything like me, you take your mental voice readings, just as seriously as you take your gaming. And nothing says you're serious about gaming like today's sponsor, Displate..."

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

can a janny thread ban this nigger already?

I find it funny to be honest. Someone can't cope with the fact that Karl Jobsted to Big Dimes Billy.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

I'm convinced there are two demographics of users on this site:

One, the based Chads of the world who get censored for being too intelligent and right about everything,

And two, the degenerate loser neckbeard faggots who hate on lulcows because they secretly are just as terrible as them. AKA the fucking retards in this thread defending Billy.

Go fuck yourselves you fat basement dwelling scum of civilization.

I hope Billy wins so you cry harder.

 

[Fat Camp Intern]

I've watched the entire Turkey Tom episode on this, as well as the judges entire disposition, along with hearing out all your arguments.

My conclusion is the same: you're all fucking retarded. In fact, this is one of those cases of "who is the bigger asshole", and right now most of you are ranking higher than Karl, the one you claim to be the instigator. Here's the official verdict of highest to lowest ranking asshole:

1) Billy for engaging in lawfare for decades and being a lying, narcissistic sociopath who easily fools morons such as those in this thread.

2) the idiot judge who was personally offended by Karl seeing himself as a hero, and ruling based on his personal emotions. Fuck Australian judges and politicians, they had the most egregious covid lockdown and are all low IQ tyrants.

3) the braindead fucking retarded lemmings in this thread defending Billy because the HiveMind ™ has officially shifted to be anti Karl, and you don't have the mental capacity to form opinions of your own.

4) Karl, for his hubris and overconfidence, and trust in the shitty Australian court system.

You are hereby found guilty of being fags, and will be sentenced to a lifetime of living in your mother's basements. Which you were going to do anyway. Fuck off.

 

[McSneaks]

I've watched the entire Turkey Tom episode on this, as well as the judges entire disposition, along with hearing out all your arguments.

My conclusion is the same: you're all fucking retarded. In fact, this is one of those cases of "who is the bigger asshole", and right now most of you are ranking higher than Karl, the one you claim to be the instigator. Here's the official verdict of highest to lowest ranking asshole:

1) Billy for engaging in lawfare for decades and being a lying, narcissistic sociopath who easily fools morons such as those in this thread.

2) the idiot judge who was personally offended by Karl seeing himself as a hero, and ruling based on his personal emotions. Fuck Australian judges and politicians, they had the most egregious covid lockdown and are all low IQ tyrants.

3) the braindead fucking retarded lemmings in this thread defending Billy because the HiveMind ™ has officially shifted to be anti Karl, and you don't have the mental capacity to form opinions of your own.

4) Karl, for his hubris and overconfidence, and trust in the shitty Australian court system.

You are hereby found guilty of being fags, and will be sentenced to a lifetime of living in your mother's basements. Which you were going to do anyway. Fuck off.

But Billy won and you're still not a woman

 

[AnOminous]

Don't get hung up on semantics you autistic retard. Billy sued him first, thats what im referring to. And everything ive read paints him as the asshole.

Christ, why do I get the feeling everyone in this thread is a fucking autist with no sense of right or wrong?

Why do I get the feeling you're a fucking retard who has no goddamn clue what's happened in the last few months but are going to angrily sperg about it anyway?