DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Fridge Raider dijo:
Doubtful, it's already mostly grey he just dyes it.
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And much like everything he does, it'll be half assed and he'll blame the dye company for screwing up the color. Just like he blamed the water bottle company for overfilling the water at the factory, when he spilled it on himself. Out of all the fuck up he's done - putting sticky tape on his coat rack instead of drilling it into his wall, he went "Eh, fuck it." and him getting mad at the wall because it kept falling off of his wall - that's honestly one of my favorite DSP lore. Spills water on himself, blames the company for "overfilling" it. Oh, also him calling the previous owner "idiots" for leaving the paint cans in the garage.
 
Beverly Sutphin dijo:
And much like everything he does, it'll be half assed and he'll blame the dye company for screwing up the color.
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See I disagree. I am familiar with the "Phil is too lazy to put in the effort it would take to dye it and not have it look obvious" argument but I know for a fact that he dyes his shitty goutee bit by bit in order to not be caught out. Yes, he is lazy, but there is literally nothing he cares about more in the world than his own ego, and having grey hair would hurt his ego. Understandably so, it is a physical reminder that his best days are behind him and he hasn't accomplished anything in over a decade. I've posted proof he dyes his hair before, to me it is a certainty. I admit that it's tenuous circumstantial evidence as you can say it was the lighting and it's hard to show in still frames with compression but this dude dyes his hair I am telling you. I dunno if he pays someone or Khet does it but he puts in a lot of effort to make it less obvious he's doing it.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell dijo:
Another YT homepage sighting.


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Dire!

We all know it's bullshit that he no longer cares about views, and I honestly think waking up to see view counts like this is a big part of why he'll do these abrupt turnarounds into drama content like the recent LTG/Wings reaction streams. Panic moves.

Remember when he claimed Baldur's Gate 3 "killed the channel" for a while because of low views? At least that one was getting whaled out every single stream. DQ7 hasn't even had that and is getting lower views than BG3! It's also clear he's barely paying attention when he plays it. I'm at a loss why he's stuck with it.
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He sticks with it because it's easy as fuck to play hungover and requires no effort, leaving him free to focus all his attention on turbo begging. There's nothing more complicated to it.
 
Rate me late if someone else posted this but holy shit, it has never been more apparent that he doesn't talk to anyone. I wonder if he even talks to Khet once a week, this dude is so fucking lonely.

I can honestly say I never think about "is this something other people are involved in and care about?" when I'm choosing how to spend my time. Now, I enjoy the detracting community but if it went away I would just find another way to spend my time like what is he talking about? Does he have a single friend?
 
Fridge Raider dijo:
Rate me late if someone else posted this but holy shit, it has never been more apparent that he doesn't talk to anyone. I wonder if he even talks to Khet once a week, this dude is so fucking lonely.
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I can honestly say I never think about "is this something other people are involved in and care about?" when I'm choosing how to spend my time. Now, I enjoy the detracting community but if it went away I would just find another way to spend my time like what is he talking about? Does he have a single friend?
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In the same segment he brings up Tim Burton's Batman and acts like it was the only culturally relevant movie released in 1989. He simply cannot comprehend that people have different interests from him and that perhaps he remembers it so well because it was the only movie his friend group cared about. Back when he actually had friends.
 
Fridge Raider dijo:
Rate me late if someone else posted this but holy shit, it has never been more apparent that he doesn't talk to anyone. I wonder if he even talks to Khet once a week, this dude is so fucking lonely. I can honestly say I never think about "is this something other people are involved in and care about?" when I'm choosing how to spend my time. Now, I enjoy the detracting community but if it went away I would just find another way to spend my time like what is he talking about? Does he have a single friend?
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No, Phil doesn't have friends and even when people have mentioned that he should get friends, he scoffed at the idea. He's told the internet "I work six days a week and muh wife is my best friend." He's tried to reach out to people like Wings to build something, but he was being too loud and woke up soulmaid, and you could tell he was DRUNK as all hell.

Also, Phil has a KNOWN history to see people as assets. To him, you're to be used for HIS benefit. Oh, you need a favor? No can do, dood. He has to work, dood *snort* Now, can you give him $200? Oh, don't expect that money back, dood. That went to pulling Hogans, sorry, I meant "bills".

Here is a clear example: he had a broken fightstick that was collecting dust, Howard saw it and asked if he could have it, since it wasn't working. Phil went "Yeah, go ahead." Howard knew someone locally that could fix it, he paid the guy to have it fixed, Howard told him that "Hey, I got that stick working again." Phil looked him straight in the eye and said "Okay, when are you going to give it back?" Seriously, that's a dickhead move, but it's DSP, so expect him to be a dickhead for every occasion.

There are only three people that I can think of that TRULY cared for Phil, for all of his dickheadedness was PandaRee, John, and Howard. Once they filled their purpose, he went searching for another sucker - sorry, I meant romantic partner - in Khat. Not realizing Khat was looking for a another sucker and found one in Phil. Since Phil is too fucking stupid to notice that he was being used, he decided "Well, fuck it, this is as good as it's gonna get." and put a ring on it.

Everyone in Phil's life has to have a purpose and is an asset. OIC has to give Phil money under multiple aliases, Khat has to provide company and be his soulmaid, to make sure that his DoorDash is warmed up, and go work her part-time retail job, his parents have to be there to hurry up and die, so he can get his piggy hands on his dad's retirement funds and childhood home.

See the correlation? Everyone in his life is just an asset and to be used for his benefit only. Not because you deeply care about the person and enjoy their company, fuck no! To Phil, you're to be used and milked for free labor and cash.
 
Fridge Raider dijo:
Rate me late if someone else posted this but holy shit, it has never been more apparent that he doesn't talk to anyone. I wonder if he even talks to Khet once a week, this dude is so fucking lonely.
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Phil knows that Kat despises him, and knows she is only around for the meal ticket (proverbial and literal). The amount of times he larps as a “mature adult who is married” is a massive flag. And the fact that he spouts off the stereotypical “relationship” garbage about Valentine’s Day, anniversaries or birthdays (and still fucks it up) is another one. Dude has legitimately pignotized himself.
 
Caliph of Abu Baka dijo:
In the same segment he brings up Tim Burton's Batman and acts like it was the only culturally relevant movie released in 1989. He simply cannot comprehend that people have different interests from him and that perhaps he remembers it so well because it was the only movie his friend group cared about. Back when he actually had friends.
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Do you think the Burnell household initially adopted Betamax, only to have to abandon it when VHS beat it to death? Maybe that plays a part in Phil's fear of change...
 
He can NEVER admit he lied. This dark souls cheating shit is not a big deal, it's a '' I cheated, who cares''

His lie is so bad it reminds me of the 40 year old virgin scene when Steve Carell was lying about having sex

 
Another comes in denim rant
This is after him ranting about how detractor shit is a waste of time and time is the most valuable resource we have.

Lamenting that humankind doesn't have to hunt and gather anymore, that's why detractors exist.

Civilization is a detractor

EDIT: This rant is only just wrapping up. 30+ minutes of this because of that Demons Souls dupe video. Thinnest skin in the game. Now claiming that even if he did it wouldn't have been cheating because it's a singleplayer game. The chair is shaking like crazy today.
 
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This entire segment has been a pleasure to watch. He yaps about about anything and everything except the fact that he cheated in a game 15 years ago. Even his own chat are raising pitchforks.
Suffah, Pigroach. :story:
 
DSP has said he pioneered letsplays a3f0808c40a0852aebcb43bc30d9dcba.png
 
Obviously none of this Demons' Souls dupe glitch stuff actually matters and it's super autistic, but just for the sake of archival, here's a compressed, 1.5x speed recording of his long, rambling coping and lying segment about it. It's a great insight into the confluence of his narcissism being able to dismiss anything and everything wrong he does, as well as his pathological lying.





Predictably at this point, he then tried to turn the tables back on the peepul accusing him, and in the process became an absolute IMAX theater of projection, like holy shit, some of the most insane projection I have ever seen from him:



 
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