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Strangely coherent LA Times article.
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You are the dumbest fucking nigger on this site. Every day you want us to spoon food you the news and now you're asking us to explain what a simple fucking sentence means. Are you a fucking room temperature IQ street shitting pajeet? Stop posting and read the posts or fuck off back to Mumbai.
You know he plays this game. Just ignore and keep the khantent going.
 
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Contrary to reports that Iran’s Air Force was completely destroyed, an Iranian F-4 ‘Phantom’ is seen in an undisclosed location after being deployed for cruise missile and drone hunting operations. In front, a soldier of the 65th NOHED Special Forces protecting it. MES is gloating about how the IrAF survived. My dude, that fighter is older than most of the people fighting this war. If it can still fly it would be shot down before the pilot even knew there was a F-35 nearby.
> A single F-4 survives locked away in a hardened hanger.
"Trump will never recover from this blow"

the ACU's that should stay in the surplus stores bargain bin
Oh god you're right I didn't zoom in and didn't notice he was in Universal Digital Cammo.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Strangely coherent LA Times article.
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"We've been getting ready.
Europe, however, did nothing but build some windmills and put some solar panels in some of the least sunny places on earth. They are absolutely fucked."
 
I can't stop thinking about this. Do you guys think maybe they meant whirlwind?
Because I'm starting to think they forgot what their own billboard said.

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Bold of them to quote Bomber Harris when they don't have a fucking airforce anymore, not to mention that the airforce they did have was incapable of doing a strategic bombing campaign over the United States.

Edit: I stand corrected, they have a single F4 Phantom, truly the United States is finished
 
Jefferson would not have stood for this shit, even if it's just some cope spewn by a retard, not an actual demand
With how stupid they've shown themselves to be we can't take the chance its cope.
Europeans are not our allies.
They had a month to help, and they told us all to go fuck ourselves while selling us out to Iran and China.
France and Spain, in particular, did some seriously treasonous shit, so they can all starve as far as we're concerned.
"Hey, Europe, this is a pretty vital shipping route you and the rest of the world depend on and Iran's decided to fuck with the parts of it that are in international waters, are you willing to help us out?"
the ones who went through did it by paying extortion money to iran, no?
burgers don't like this so they're shutting it all down i guess
My knowledge of international maritime law is pretty shitty but I'm willing to go out on a limb and say that Iran has technically committed piracy in some form by fucking with ships going through international waters. Europe being willing to go along with it is as unexpected as it is "a grave violation of accepted norms" as a diplomat might say.
Lloyds, huh? Why does that sound so familiar...?
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Funnily enough Lloyd's Bank and Lloyd's of London sharing a name is entirely coincidental. Lloyd's Bank was founded by a Welsh button maker who moved to Birmingham and Lloyd's of London a dude who ran a coffee house there that catered to the merchants there and gradually expanded his services. I'm sure the two of them are indeed currently joined at the hip now but that has less to do with their origins and more to do with the incestuous nature of modern finance, especially English finance where its all run out of the City of London, not to be confused with plain old ordinary, lesser London.
Trump wants to reawaken the Samurai
Oh no, not their tactical pop stars and anime-wrapped attack helicopters! Iran's finished for sure.
Wait, Iran trying to control who enters and exits the strait (i.e. blocking ships belonging to the countries attacking it) is holding the strait hostage, but the USA threatening to blockade it is fine?
Can we please speedrun the end of the American empire please?
We're only going to interdict the ships that have paid the piracy jizya to Iran. Everyone who hasn't actively contributed to the destruction of freedom of the seas gets a free pass.
Hey remember the incredibly poor and new nation helping you in the Suez crisis and doing most of the fighting for you, pissing off Eisenhower to the point where he threatened to cut off all donations to this state that needed the money?

How did that end up 11 years later? The French put an arms embargo on Israel right before the 67 war to appease Arabs and the British became pro Arab. Western Europeans are the worst allies to have.
Oh, don't worry, that all backfired. For those unaware the reason the Merkava looks a bit like a knockoff Chieftain is because it is. Israel and the UK had been collaborating on MBT development with an eye towards fixing its problems and Israel being allowed to undertake local production as thanks, and everything was going well, until the British pulled out because they wanted to sell tanks to the Arabs. The Arabs looked at the Chieftain, looked at the T-64, and most of them laughed the UK out of the room on account of what a PoS it was.
Yeah, this nuance basically fucks over any attempts from American-centric crowds to discuss European policy. German programs basically always get overly delayed, and go over budget. The Brandenburg airport is probably the best example of this. Which yeah, France loves their Nuclear program and have had a far more successful and cost effective one than the states because they used a unified, state led design. And other countries in Europe are wanting to develop nuclear power, like Britain. Granted, any British projects of this form usually end up really bad because of the consultancy firms wanting le money, and all of the barriers to getting shit done. Case in point, HS2.
Yes, because the UK's own rearmament attempts are going just swimmingly. Let me know when they can make an armored personnel carrier that doesn't shake its crew and passengers to death just by being driven on perfectly flat pavement. The Rafale program has suffered some recent setbacks due to the Arabs wanting some of the tech they've been funding (as well as France siding with Iran), and Eurofighter 2.0 is stuck in development purgatory as a result of France wanting it to be built in France but paid for with German Euros.
Get fucked, Eurotrash.
I love the fact that in that photograph everyone is tired of Merkel's posturing, even Macron, and most certainly the Japanese. And considering how much of Japanese society is based around various forms of posturing, polite and otherwise, that's a hell of an accomplishment.
Doesn't UNIFIL help Hezbollah or something?
Its a UN organization, so yes. IIRC its heavily staffed by the Irish, who consider the Palestinians as downtrodden and stepped-upon by the Israelis as they themselves were by the English. The IRA and the PLO were the best of friends during the Cold War.
You know what tomorrow is. One way or another...

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Iran should hire you to whip up their AI propaganda pieces. Do you accept payment in empty promises and lies?
The billboard is a famous Churchill quote.
It wasn't Churchill, it was Arthur Harris quoting from the Book of Hosea in the Bible.
 
It's amusing that as much as the Iranians hate us, they use all our stuff for their military and can't let it go. The F-4 fighter, the tan boots with green socks, the ACU's that should stay in the surplus stores bargain bin, the local or Chinese made knock off M4, the ALICE webbing, it's so perfect.
I found a less censored version of the picture:
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Look closer at the M-4 and at the ACUs he's wearing. It looks like the soldier was AI generated.

Oh god you're right I didn't zoom in and didn't notice he was in Universal Digital Cammo.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You laugh but if I have to turn my grandmother's house into a FOB, the UN troops would never find me.
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Oh, don't worry, that all backfired. For those unaware the reason the Merkava looks a bit like a knockoff Chieftain is because it is. Israel and the UK had been collaborating on MBT development, and everything was going well, until the British pulled out because they wanted to sell tanks to the Arabs. The Arabs looked at the Chieftain, looked at the T-64, and most of them laughed the UK out of the room on account of what a PoS it was.
god I wish the Lavi was put into production
 
Look closer at the M-4 and at the ACUs he's wearing. It looks like the soldier was AI generated.
you're looking at the AI generated Iranian.
I'm looking at the fucking layer of dust on that phantom. Good god its almost deep enough to grow crops.

Edit: I stand corrected, they have a single F4 Phantom, truly the United States is finished
I mean sure its 70 years old but it does mach 2.2; that is all that Samadhi Hachmed, the Ghost of Tehran, needs to completely end US air superiority.

Oh no, not their tactical pop stars and anime-wrapped attack helicopters! Iran's finished for sure.
Given the ability of the average 28 year old japanese woman to look and sound like she's 12, Japanese intelligence operates are in prime position to honeypot Iranian officials, and their idols broadcast on massive screens will probably cause immediate sexual emergencies in the IRGC soldiers.

"Hey, Europe, this is a pretty vital shipping route you and the rest of the world depend on and Iran's decided to fuck with the parts of it that are in international waters, are you willing to help us out?"
the first mistake was expecting Europe to actually act in the interests of its (non-muslim) population.
 
Its gonna a be a hot take around here. But its getting to the point where Trump really needs to get congressional authorization to keep pushing this.
No, he doesn't. Congress held a WPA vote to force him to stop and it failed. That backdoor gave Trump the greenlight to go as long as he wants. All Congress can do is hold another WPA vote. If they'd been smart they would have sat on their hands and Trump would have had to come to them after 60 days. But TDS made them jump the gun so now he doesn't have to do shit
 
Australia has cucked out of the Trump Blockade of the Gulf of Trump:
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Australia says it is not considering joining the U.S. naval blockade of the Hormuz Strait, "the best way to get lasting peace, and to ensure ultimately that petrol prices come down for Australians, is a negotiated settlement."
 
This is gonna sounds absolutely crazy so get out your tinfoil hats, but what if the F-4 survived because it doesn't work anymore so never was in any danger of getting shot down?
 
Australia has cucked out of the Trump Blockade of the Gulf of Trump:
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Australia says it is not considering joining the U.S. naval blockade of the Hormuz Strait, "the best way to get lasting peace, and to ensure ultimately that petrol prices come down for Australians, is a negotiated settlement."
what kind of settlement do the prison island cucks have in mind? letting iran build nukes that can reach europe and paying them 6 gorillion dollars (real ones) in reparations while they continue to hemorrhage the global economy by tolling the strait that doesnt even belong to them? iran has made it very clear they wont "settle" for anything less
 
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