💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Sneed Force One]

[ L / A ]
Uh oh, two people that like drugs and swinging?
Who could it be? What happens in Vegas...

 

[Vibralldo]

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More skellyfaggot images, fresh off the press.
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The infamous white belt returns.
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Fat self-admitted pedophile comedian Vito Gesualdi mourns the failure of a convention of fat pedophiles comedians.
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Even our very own @SaddamLanza is complaining!

"Hackamania could have been a huge comedy event" is a funnier joke than anything told at the show itself.

 

[AltisticRight]

Also, remember Ewa the menopausal Polish cunt who gets a sexual thrill from sending money to Nick and Melton? She’s hit a new low this weekend too:

He can mitigate those back injuries by being less fat, eating less, being less obese, moving more, and being less overweight.
He doesn't need an extra $100 to spend on mac and cheese. He needs to eat a fucking salad (without 1L of sauce topping).

What a dumb raped bitch.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's paying for Melton's lawyer

That's why

The lawyer is actively fucking him over.

 

[Vibralldo]

The lawyer is actively fucking him over.

Melton doesn't seem to be smart enough to understand this

 

[daffodils]

More skellyfaggot images, fresh off the press.

At an event full of shlubby fat guys, he somehow stands out as being poorly dressed, and not for lack of trying. He must have brought more clothes than Kayla, every picture there's a different suit jacket.

Gentrifying Iraqi manlet Mahmood "Moody" Hikmet has allegedly been chimping out at the paying customers because he travelled 6,769 miles and not even been presented ONE honorary goat to rape.
Where is the appreciation? Where is the gratitude?

"Melton's guy Moody is going around like he's secret service."

Secret Service on the left

"

 

[Sneed Force One]

2:59

This is the quality of comedy that Iraqi Secret Service goatfucker Moody travelled across the globe to seethe at.




/r/HackverseAnonymous users are less than impressed at the event.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

At an event full of shlubby fat guys, he somehow stands out as being poorly dressed, and not for lack of trying. He must have brought more clothes than Kayla, every picture there's a different suit jacket.

Comedy starts Monday. Rekieta has to wear his schlubby vegas garbage to court. Melton goes in his pedo clothes and baseball hat.

 

[Vibralldo]

Comedy starts Monday. Rekieta has to wear his schlubby vegas garbage to court. Melton goes in his pedo clothes and baseball hat.

Nick isn't showing up to court Monday

 

[Sneed Force One]

"Melton's guy Moody is going around like he's secret service."

Secret Service on the left

"Agent Moody, The VIP (Very Inflated Pedophile) Patrick Melton has been spotted near a child, blackbag her for later...use..."
"Agent Moody, Rekieta wants to cry about his polycule on stage, silence him."
"Agent Moody, Anthony Cumia wants to scream about niggers, allow it".

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

What time is the hearing supposed to be? Here's the list of flights between Vegas and MSP over the next day.

I'm assuming Lord Balldoroy would only fly Delta, but still several options that could allow him to leave after the Paedomania Show tonight, and arrive in the Twin Cities with time to spare to attend the hearing in St Cloud.

 

[Sneed Force One]

The best result would be Nick refusing to appear and White too crippled to represent.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The best result would be Nick refusing to appear and White too crippled to represent.

They do make a great Comedic Duo.

He is too stupid to think,
his lawyer too crippled to stand.
Meet Minnesota's take on "Dumb & Dumber".

 

[Lt Saavik]

Do something Nick.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

He looks like Louis Anderson and Andy Dick had a son together who aged 60 years.

Secret Service on the left

Your strongest bouncer being 5'1 and 205

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

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I'm assuming Lord Balldoroy would only fly Delta, but still several options that could allow him to leave after the Paedomania Show tonight, and arrive in the Twin Cities with time to spare to attend the hearing in St Cloud.

I think they just needed to sign that stupid paper and have the lawyer submit it by 9 am tomorrow and they would get their continuance and I got a feeling we will find out that is what they did.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I think they just needed to sign that stupid paper and have the lawyer submit it by 9 am tomorrow and they would get their continuance and I got a feeling we will find out that is what they did.

Probably just needed to docusign it too. So not even having to mail it or be there for that.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

You can't tell Nick Rekieta what to do! He's gonna scream and shout and fling his wife about!

 

[DragoonSierra]

Calling it now. He's gonna talk about Aaron then he will sign the stipulation afterward.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Calling it now. He's gonna talk about Aaron then he will sign the stipulation afterward.

Rekieta's idea of good faith is much like his idea of heterosexuality. Unreliable and "inaccurate" shall we say.