Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Sadly I doubt the Lebanese Government will have the courage to declare total Hezbollah death in response

It is still funny that Israel cucked Hezbollah from their coup.

How many shifts have you all put in at the India hate factory?

Not enough.

 

[Necrosan]

Contrast that with the copeposters trying to spin Trump paying Iran billions for the privilege of turning up to the ceasefire negotiation as a win.

Nigger, even if I thought this war was gay and didn't agree with it, I'm still getting things I like back home.

If I get what I want at home they can spend the entirety of this term and the next one bombing Iran for all I care, that's just me though.

 

[Ghostse]

Video shows Hezbollah protesters chanting “Shia, Shia” in Hamra and Bliss st., a part of West Beirut broadly associated with the city’s Sunni-majority areas and not generally considered a Hezbollah stronghold, as part of an anti-Nawaf Salam protest.

This points to Iran wanting total control of Lebanon but Israel buttfucking them ruined that idea, again.

I don't buy the coup rumor, If Hezbollah started a new civil war in Lebanon I think everyone would turn on them, including their "political allies".
I think Iran is just trying to pull some power moves, making the other party wait is arguably the oldest one in the book.

I buy it but I don't.

You know how every couple of years the media will say "US PLANS TO NUKE THE UK LEAKED" and then you actually read it you see there is a plan from like 1980 called "If we have to nuke the UK because they put a professed communist into the PM seat who cucks to arabs and betrays us, what do we hit?" that was never seriously considered, but someone made sure we did have a plan for nuking them. and if you pulled up the plan now, it says "Don't bother, we can't do anything to them that's worse than what they're doing to themselves"

I have a feeling the Hezbollah did have a plan to start a coup, but I think that's all it was, a plan that was very likely only vaguely realistic because of how utterly cucked and buck-broken the central government is.

See also:

Ravib Drucker, a presenter on the Israeli Channel 13, suggested that the Israeli plan in Lebanon is to fracture the country and plunge it into a civil war, forcing the current government to militarily face Hezbollah.️ Reporter Alon Ben David further suggested that "has been the goal from the start". Kikespeak sounds so disgusting and almost the same as Arabic.

This is absolutely not a shock. Just imagine Lebanon actually needing to fight the terrorists they shelter.

Fingers crossed
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BREAKING NEWS: Israel plans for the sun rise tomorrow.

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The US has released $6billion of frozen Iranian assets as an incentive for Iran to go to the ceasefire negotiations.

Jesus christ. What is this cucking out bullshit.

Trumpbros what kind of 8d chess is this?

Peak cuck behaviour.

No argument from me. Its slightly less cucked out than Obama dropping 2 billion on the runway at Tehran International, but its still utter cuck behavior.
I'm coping and blaming Witkoff.

Releasing 6 billion in frozen assets is a big deal they better open the fucking strait.

If the straight of homoz reopens, I guess giving them back 6 billion of their own cash was a decent trade. Its bitchmade behavior same as when Obama did it, but results are results. If it doesn't, I'm man enough to admit Trump got cucked.

$6 billion isn't that much for a nation state and we aren't shipping them pallets of cash like Obama did, it's their own money.

This is fair, but its still utter cuck behavior unless they open the strait.

only ways I think it can pay off is if it actually gets the mullahs to capitulate at the negotiating table, or if the talks break down as I still fully expect it to, then Trump can point to it to say 'we honestly tried hard & in good faith but the other side are completely unreasonable fags and so we have no choice but to enact Total Shiite Death' when bombings resume after the weekend.

Agreed, but I think is part of getting them to the table. Actually doing it could be another thing entirely.

I'm going to wait to see the results. If the strait opens after we pay them off with their own mony, sure whatever. But right now the vote is "utter cuckery".

Iran’s Parliament Speaker, Mohammad Baqer Qalibaf, is possibly piloting his own plane to Islamabad

He’s licensed on the Airbus A321, which is the same plane headed to Islamabad now.

Qalibaf famously flew into Beirut with an Iranian delegation during ongoing bombings in 2024.

If true, that's 100% unironically based actually.

I mean good for him, I guess that he is flying himself

A literal carpet pilot!

It's pretty much indistinguishable from how they normally operate, honestly.
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They've been going to war on their own native citizens for like two decades at this point so I don't see how this is different from business as usual.

Has King Charles finally worked up the balls to tell Kier the USA has been bombing his fellow Muslims for too long?

Oh right, I didn't think of that. Yeah, going to war with the US to defend their fellow muslims would be in line with the modern United Kaliphate.

The Airports Council International Europe (ACI) warned on Friday, April 10, that if the Strait of Hormuz is not sustainably and significantly reopened within the next three weeks, Europe will face a systemic shortage of aircraft fuel. This council, representing more than 600 airports across the European continent, in a letter to the European Commission, a copy of which was obtained by CNN, called for immediate measures to prevent this crisis.

Look at Trump making these massive contributions to fighting global warming.
God. Imagine if Europe had functional militaries, they wouldn't be dealing with this bullshit and emitting CO2 like chinamen.

Tin foil hat time. One of the main reasons European leaders have been so cucked around this war is they're afraid of Iran bombing them, as they are well within striking range, without any real defences.
How incorrect is this tin foil hat schizotheory?

Not at all. This a major decider in European cuckery.
I guess let me clear, we're talking suicide bombers, not attacks from iran's uniformed military, correct?

I would say I think it's incorrect. While some of their missile delivery systems do have the range to reach like Romania, the idea that they could actually deploy and launch them, especially at this point in time, I think it's a bit optimistic.
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Disagree, partly. They launched on Diego Garcia which would put London in range. I'd agree they have very limited ability/inventory of such systems. They've had help from the Norks and the Russians (via the Norks). Ukraine sold Iran Iskandrs post independence they'd been paid to destroy (at the direction of Russian intelligence) so they aren't just doing this alone.

But again, they don't have many, and the guidance packages are very likely utter shit.

My own theory is that the Euros don't want the current Iranian regime to go, because they have all kinds of shady deals on the side with them the same way they do with Ukraine.

France's position is 400% this. They have been trying to get around sanctions since they were put in place.
Spain is a mixture of economic (they also deal in Iranina oil) but also the government just being completely muslim controlled commies.
UK doesn't want a power vacuum if Iran implodes because that interfers with their interests.
Turkey also doesn't want an implosion because then E-dog's ottoman reformation is finished.
Germany is a turkish colony so does what they say
Greece is afraid of a refugee wave, so it Italy.

Guys i'm worried about Jared will he be raped?

Impossible. You cannot rape the willing.

Oh bullshit he didn't even tell anyone in NATO.

We didn't tell anyone in NATO becasue we didn't want the plans leaked and we knew they'd cuck out if given the option. They are about to have fuel crisis, they're having their forces attacked, and still are doing nothing more than writing strongly worded letters.... to the US to stop being mean to Iran.
European leaders are just as dulusional as the Iranian leaders, a common thread in the rulers of Islamic countries.

 

[Zoobles]

The only goalpost that matters is UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!. Has that one been moved?

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"I aim very high, and then I just keep pushing and pushing and pushing to get what I’m after. Sometimes I settle for less than I sought, but in most cases I still end up with what I want." Trump, Donald J. The Art of the Deal. Random House, 1987.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Yeah, the French in particular are... let's just say in stereotypical fashion they care not a whit that the Iranians have been calling for the death of their ally and continental guarantor for over 40 years if there's a potential trade deal to be made.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Homie has a big toe for a thumb. Absolutely shameless

why are you holding it with your foot

I'm sorry if my ARYAN hand offends you.

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Iranian officials arrive at Nur Khan Air Base in Islamabad under the escort of the Pakistani Air Force to prepare for peace talks with the U.S., Iranian media reports.


No aura, shorter than the Paki honor guard, pathetic. Even Kushner mogs them. Hasn't Iran been embarrassed enough?


Things are so fucked in Iran they can't even bring real kids to diddle!


The Americans brought 300 people, Iran could only muster 70. I feel for those Americans, Pakistan fucking sucks. There's nothing to do in Islamabad and if you eat any local food you'll be shitting your guts out for a day or two after. Trust me.


Tombs closed due to Iranian twerking.

3:07

Al-Jazeera published additional footage of Qatari officials showing the outlet the wreckage of two Iranian Su-24 jets, which were shot down over Qatari waters in the early days of the war against Iran.

The pilots do not appear to have survived the strike.

These are the same Su-24s that allegedly hit U.S. positions in Kuwait and killed 6 American servicemen.

The F-111 mogs the Su-24 yet again.

1:04

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Don't tell anyone, I have a secret source for my MREs. And don't knock menu 9, it still has the little bottle of Tabasco sauce AND sour Skittles!

SteveMRE would be disappointed in your racism, but approve of your menu preferences.

 

[Total Annihilation]

You're in the NYC office. Check with your hasbara commander to see which movie you're watching.

I'm celebrating the ceasefire with some Canadian whiskey so have more proof I'm White:
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Don't tell anyone, I have a secret source for my MREs. And don't knock menu 9, it still has the little bottle of Tabasco sauce AND sour Skittles!

I’m snacking on some good beef strips and doing yard work in good weather. It’s great to be an American be and being able to touch grass!

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

This is fair, but its still utter cuck behavior unless they open the strait.

I agree 100%. If Iran doesn't concede anything then we need to flatten the Assholla Cuminme's mausoleum with a MOAB.

SteveMRE would be disappointed in your racism, but approve of your menu preferences.

I too am a connoisseur of a nice hiss.

MOSSAD MOVIE NIGHT UPDATE:
Our jew superiors started kvetching when Matt brought in bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers. Rebecca is totally into the movie and said we don't have to use the sheet with the hole in it tonight if I promise to roleplay as a Delta Force member rescuing her from terrorists. Also, chocolate First Strike bars aren't as good as the cranberry ones.

 

[Salty Potatoes]

The US has released $6billion of frozen Iranian assets as an incentive for Iran to go to the ceasefire negotiations.

Is there anything other than MES saying this happened? The only thing I can find on the $6 billion is from Biden's hostage payment that was never actually unfrozen.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

the 3 day

they aren't really fighting America, they're fighting Trump. All they need to do is royally fuck up the economy and repeatedly humiliate Trump to give Democrats the easiest layup election ever.

Yes I'm sure in-between dodging missiles, the corpses of their peers, progressively more pissed off Loyalists and dissidents, and mass resource shortages that threaten to collapse the entire country the IRGC leadership are really banking on the midterms 7 months away to truly seal Trump's fate. They're very high-concept thinkers like that.

The complete destruction of Zion Don and the survival of the Iranian regime is just two more twitter ratios away.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Is there anything other than MES saying this happened? The only thing I can find on the $6 billion is from Biden's hostage payment that was never actually unfrozen.

MedMan reported it but he probably got it from MES as well. I was hesitant to post it but with the Iranian delegation finally going to Islamabad I took a chance that it might be true. The part about Qatari and Second Best Korea banks rushing to process the payment makes it sound legitimate. If it's bullshit I will post a retraction. Unlike the mainstream legacy media, I have standards.

 

[The Big A]

Yes I'm sure in-between dodging missiles, the corpses of their peers, progressively more pissed off Loyalists and dissidents, and mass resource shortages that threaten to collapse the entire country the IRGC leadership are really banking on the midterms 7 months away to truly seal Trump's fate. They're very high-concept thinkers like that.

The complete destruction of Zion Don and the survival of the Iranian regime is just two more twitter ratios away.

Sure, Trump can't replace the Iranian state from the air alone, but he can end the Iranian state from the air alone. Knocking out power plants, desalinization plants, and oil refineries turns the whole country into Libya 2.0. Iran arguably already crossed that line when they hit a desalinization plant in Kuwait, and they didn't call the bluff when those facilities were threatened with bombing mere hours away, so hopefully they see some sense and can get out of this conflict with their heads attached and there's no Chinese Boris Johnson there to sell them the fantasy that they'll win as long as they drag out the war for the forseeable future.

 

[NoStepOnSnake]

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Footage recorded by al-Jazeera shows widespread destruction in the U.S. Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar following Iranian strikes.

Just a friendly reminder people on the thread. Do not power level yourself. We don't need Null to come in and fucking auto ban some niggers cause the department of justice got called. Remember Espionage Act of 1917 is still a thing.

Calm down. God bless America and if null comes in cause some War Thunder faggot got too cocky I warned you. Al jazeera is enemy propaganda.

 

[Stupor Mario]

If all of these billions are unfrozen, is there anything stopping IRGC officials from stealing it for themselves? Could this be a means for a kind of bribe for the remaining leadership to take their cut of the money and stand down and/or get the hell out of Dodge?

 

[Nice Stick]

Why is Dr Breen representing Iran?

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Personally I think unfreezing their shit is a cuck move, and I don't like it.

 

[Salty Potatoes]

MedMan reported it but he probably got it from MES as well. I was hesitant to post it but with the Iranian delegation finally going to Islamabad I took a chance that it might be true. The part about Qatari and Second Best Korea banks rushing to process the payment makes it sound legitimate. If it's bullshit I will post a retraction. Unlike the mainstream legacy media, I have standards.

Thanks. From what I've read the Biden deal involved funds from a Korean bank to be moved to Qatar so that does make sense. Hopefully that reporting is just Iran propaganda to say they got the great satan to give them $6 billion because of our illegal, unjust war when in fact it's not.

 

[myhairisonfire]

Why is Dr Breen representing Iran?
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>B

 

[Burnt Fish]

The complete destruction of Zion Don and the survival of the Iranian regime is just two more twitter ratios away.

if the Iranian leaders, god forbid, survive that long. They will claim Trump not seeking a 3rd term as their doing and a victory.