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You know, it’s telling when George Carlin isn’t remembered for his jokes but for his political takes.
That's because his jokes were just pointing out the obvious thing you weren't allowed to talk about and doing it LOUDLY. You know, 'edgy humor'. He brought such bangers as:
>Fucking fat people, am I right!
>Ayy UGLY PEOPLE lmao
>Retards are insufferable, and they vote!
>Oi! "People of socioeconomic factors", you get it!
>The government is full of dipshits! Hahahah
Don't get me wrong, his sets are funny. But he's wasn't a comedic genius. Today we have tons of streamers and YouTubers who effectively do the same exact thing. Says something about the state of things.
 
You know, it’s telling when George Carlin isn’t remembered for his jokes but for his political takes. Like, sure, a comedian can craft political commentary into a joke, that’s part of the craft, but there’s pretty much no joke or bit of Carlin’s that ever comes up despite being regularly being held up as one of the greatest comedians. The closest is the words you can’t say on tv bit, but even that is hardly a joke.
Though I’ll be honest and say I think stand up is one I’d the least funny formats of comedy in my opinion.

I used to hear one of his jokes pretty often, but not so much anymore, because my name is on the list of his Guys Named Todd bit.

Carlin would have been ousted for telling anti-Trump people they're just as retarded for swallowing the propaganda of the elites. He would have hated Trump for sure, but he wasn't joking when he said "it's one big club and you ain't in it."

Every media star who ever had that sentiment has now been invited into that club and fucking hate anyone who isn't in it.
 
That's because his jokes were just pointing out the obvious thing you weren't allowed to talk about and doing it LOUDLY. You know, 'edgy humor'. He brought such bangers as:
>Fucking fat people, am I right!
>Ayy UGLY PEOPLE lmao
>Retards are insufferable, and they vote!
>Oi! "People of socioeconomic factors", you get it!
>The government is full of dipshits! Hahahah
Don't get me wrong, his sets are funny. But he's wasn't a comedic genius. Today we have tons of streamers and YouTubers who effectively do the same exact thing. Says something about the state of things.
Some of his stuff is funny but to understand his popularity maybe it has to do with the period he was making jokes in like with Gallagher (the guy who made a career off of smashing watermelons with a mallet) and Bill Saluga (the "Ray J. Johnson" joke comedian). Carlin's "seven dirty word" routines from the 1970s certainly seems extremely tame by modern America's standards as the country has gone through decades of desensitization regarding displays of vulgarity, profanity and promiscuity in media since then.
 
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Carlin would have been ousted for telling anti-Trump people they're just as retarded for swallowing the propaganda of the elites. He would have hated Trump for sure, but he wasn't joking when he said "it's one big club and you ain't in it."
I'm not so sure about that. He died at a time when everyone in his camp was very "speak truth to power" because that "power" was W and the Republicans. A lot of those people fell in line after Obama got in, and those that didn't closed ranks once Trump go in. It really depends on how much Obama would manage to piss him off. If he gets too pissed off, he becomes a seething pariah, hated by both sides. But I think it would be more likely he closes ranks and falls out of relevancy. I think he goes the route of Jon Stewart, but without the capability to start a podcast to remain in the public sphere (of course this is discounting that he'd be almost 90, and unless he has insane vitality, would probably just be a slovenly hermit who probably barely posts online).
 
Carlin's main thing was that he was the first standup to really do a new hour of material every year for half a decade or something. There's maybe 5 guys who have ever been so prolific, and quantity is a quality of its own. Meanwhile, there's a bunch of working comics out there still doing bits they wrote in the 90s.
 
I'm not so sure about that. He died at a time when everyone in his camp was very "speak truth to power" because that "power" was W and the Republicans. A lot of those people fell in line after Obama got in, and those that didn't closed ranks once Trump go in. It really depends on how much Obama would manage to piss him off. If he gets too pissed off, he becomes a seething pariah, hated by both sides. But I think it would be more likely he closes ranks and falls out of relevancy. I think he goes the route of Jon Stewart, but without the capability to start a podcast to remain in the public sphere (of course this is discounting that he'd be almost 90, and unless he has insane vitality, would probably just be a slovenly hermit who probably barely posts online).
What was interesting about Carlin is he initially supported Hillary Clinton, but then took an interest in Obama because Obama was the first real black contender in American politics. However, Carlin died before the 2008 election, so we'll never really know. That said, I wonder if he would have seen a lot of Dubya in Obama with the continuation of the Iraq and Afghanistan Wars, the drone program, the surveillance programs, and so on.

Now that I'm thinking about it more, he probably would have been a Hillary sychophant and developed TDS.
 
Carlin's main thing was that he was the first standup to really do a new hour of material every year for half a decade or something. There's maybe 5 guys who have ever been so prolific, and quantity is a quality of its own. Meanwhile, there's a bunch of working comics out there still doing bits they wrote in the 90s.
lol he did the same bits for most of his life, all of his books are the same book, this idea that he was some prolific genius is ridiculous. George carlin is like cheech and chong but less brown.
 
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https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/minneapolis-adult-sex-venues-bathhouses-license-proposal/ (Archive)
Minneapolis is preparing to consider legalizing and regulating adult bathhouses and sex venues where consenting adults may engage in sexual activity.

The Minneapolis City Council referred a package of four proposed ordinances to staff, according to city records. The ordinances would create a licensing framework, update zoning regulations, revise health standards and add exceptions to existing indecency laws.
The Star Tribune added that, in a statement, council member Jason Chavez argued, "LGBTQIA+ gathering spaces, including bathhouses, have long been targeted by criminalization and policing, and our communities have paid a devastating price for that."
 
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Carlin's biggest boon is that he died before everything started going noticeably sideways.
If he were alive today, he'd have TDS'd his reputation away for all but the strongest of Redditors. He'd just be a bitter old man, most likely screaming on Bluesky to an audience of no one. His seething might have been so great that he'd even be a full-blown lolcow.

He would occupy the same space as Bill Nye where man children hold him up as a paragon, only instead of a boring science show that was only memorable because you got to watch TV in class instead of a standard lecture, it would be all the Thomas the tank engine autists who remember him as “the voice of our childhood”
 
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No

Without evocation of jannies, you have no power here. You haven’t and cannot expel anything - except through gulping up used condoms on a Tel Aviv gay club dance floor.

You exist off of faggot headpats saying “good goy, you fight those low status antisemites for those shekels you love. If Josh was a virulent antisemite, you’d be sitting next to Studs in timeout like the petulent toddler you are.

Without borrowed jannypower you are just another jewcuck. And you know this. Flaunt it, even.

“I’m a sellout snitch in the streets but a good goy in the streets”, said
Mister Gayshit. Sorry nigga, Fisting is for QUEERS.
Can you be a dhimmi somewhere else please?
 
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