💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[malt_liquor]

I'm just imagining him sitting in his shit stained recliner, red in the face, seething immensely that no one even slightly cares, while his living room is a rave show of sensory lights and baby cartoons

 

[JacksSenseOfDread]

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Ok andy

Nobody will wipe your ass andy.

Sorry, Andy. I'll be in bed by 3AM, guess you're on your own. When making an incision, be sure to use one smooth motion and don't saw. Hold the blade firmly but don't squeeze. Use even pressure. Hope your fentanyl isn't bunk, although I think you'll lose consciousness trying to inject a lidocaine cream/gel into your micropeen. You got this!

 

[Banquet Meal]

your fentanyl

there is no way this nigger has fentanyl, no way.
i dont even think he gets opiates of any kind, or he would be chilling the fuck out, instead of making retarded posts all day long

 

[Danger]

We don't need to call the cops because we all know he's called crisis services and cops repeatedly today to tell them that they said he can make his own choices and at home surgery is a choice.

 

[Queen Metalia]

We don't need to call the cops because we all know he's called crisis services and cops repeatedly today to tell them that they said he can make his own choices and at home surgery is a choice.

This post sums up the thread perfectly. Hilarious yet horrifying at the same time.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

there is no way this nigger has fentanyl, no way.
i dont even think he gets opiates of any kind, or he would be chilling the fuck out, instead of making retarded posts all day long

He gets morphine, but I don't think that's an opiate, right?

 

[Banquet Meal]

He gets morphine, but I don't think that's an opiate, right?

it is, and i doubt he gets that either. morphine isnt really prescribed that often anymore, as its an older drug, and he would have to go through a pain management doctor to get anything like this anyway. he may have gotten a few for dental work or something in the past, but there is no way this man has a recurring prescription for heavy narcotic pain medications.

 

[cmpyt]

Okay, so now it's a made up story. You guys were right for calling his bluff, I was actually hoping he'd cut his fucking dick off.

No you didn't, you fucking idiots.

 

[A-Stump]

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Okay, so now it's a made up story. You guys were right for calling his bluff, I was actually hoping he'd cut his fucking dick off.
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No you didn't, you fucking idiots.

Are you saying...Amdy fake?

 

[Bill Evans 45]

6-8 hours if you count sleeping.

And you know he's dreaming about it.

"Nigger, WHAT? That ain't how that works!"

Nice to see a kid bring raised right.

he never really wins.

He doesn't, but the damage he does to others is incalculable. The people who actually need care that don't get it because he's taking up a place on the schedule. The carers, cops, EMT, doctors, nurses and other healthcare staff he abuses. I don't even want to think about the children.
If this was the 70s he'd have been cuffed and stuffed into an asylum. I know some of them were terrible, and he belongs in one of those. 20 hour lockdown, shut the fuck up injections, food withheld for poor behavior and physical correction would be extremely therapeutic for Andy. I'd go so far as to predict a miraculous cure.
He might even be allowed to follow a mop around, thus becoming a net neutral rather than the net negative he currently embodies.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

And you know he's dreaming about it.


Nice to see a kid bring raised right.


He doesn't, but the damage he does to others is incalculable. The people who actually need care that don't get it because he's taking up a place on the schedule. The carers, cops, EMT, doctors, nurses and other healthcare staff he abuses. I don't even want to think about the children.
If this was the 70s he'd have been cuffed and stuffed into an asylum. I know some of them were terrible, and he belongs in one of those. 20 hour lockdown, shut the fuck up injections, food withheld for poor behavior and physical correction would be extremely therapeutic for Andy. I'd go so far as to predict a miraculous cure.
He might even be allowed to follow a mop around, thus becoming a net neutral rather than the net negative he currently embodies.

The damage he does to himself too. The dude sits in piss and shit for hours to the point of having a horrible chronic infection. He pretty much loses in every way, always.

 

[Ilabelle21]

Amdy fake?

No....never.

 

[Hulku]

Something is brewing. He only busts out the "you lose i win" nonsense when hes boiling.

 

[RodgerDodger]

No....never.

Amdy Fake!

 

[Hulku]

Amdy Fake!

Fake as fish tits

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

Some megaretard caused a lockdown on the subreddit with spammy posts that were largely directed towards Andrew. I have a terrible compulsion, called curiosity, that forced me to look further.
On reddit, this was previously posted by said retard:

'Lol'

He started out with the comment below, edited it down to 'Lol' within a few moments of posting, which leaves no edited marker.

Omg this is so crazy cause I know for a fact Andy received some crazy mail from cyraxx aka chance wilkins. Lol

Oh hey, look Kiwis: a faggot. It's the person who sent the Chance Wilkins letter.

 

[Hulku]

edit for the faggot on reddit sending letters STOP
You are only helping andy grift

 

[Danger]

I see those dang dirty redditors take a dim view of all my hilarious posts addressing Andy.

I think that's right, we are way funnier than them

 

[Hulku]

I see those dang dirty redditors take a dim view of all my hilarious posts addressing Andy.

I think that's right, we are way funnier than them

I dont trust any place i cant call someone a faggot on.

 

[cmpyt]

I dont trust any place i cant call someone a faggot on.

Or retard.