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Should be a wild four years.

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So what are we thinking the next bitch issue will be for the TDS crowd? The mean words (that fucking worked btw) or something else?
Depends?

The Right Wing TDS crowd will sperg about "THE JOOOZE"
The Left Wing TDSers will sperg about Immigration the next time a brown cries I guess.
 
The "haha TACO Tuesday xD" posts are already going around on social media. Trump threatened to bomb Iran back to the stone age if they didn't open the strait, Iran agreed to open it and conduct talks over a cease fire, and now they're not getting bombed today. Trump got what he wanted. How did he "chicken out?" I swear half of these TACO accusations are just "Trump didn't do the thing he said he would do if he didn't get what he wanted because he got want he wanted."
 
The "haha TACO Tuesday xD" posts are already going around on social media. Trump threatened to bomb Iran back to the stone age if they didn't open the strait, Iran agreed to open it and conduct talks over a cease fire, and now they're not getting bombed today. Trump got what he wanted. How did he "chicken out?" I swear half of these TACO accusations are just "Trump didn't do the thing he said he would do if he didn't get what he want because he got want he wanted."
You just can't please some people.
 
There are a LOT of edgy war bros entering in the greatest, edged blue ball experience of their lives. I have never seen so many people angry that a Thermonuclear war didnt happen.
 
TAAAAACOOOOOOOOOO

Here's another fucking retard flag. TACO is nothing more than the retard cope of retards who still get tricked by the same damn negotiating tactic Trump has used for longer than most of these retards have been alive. Have you eunuchs never negotiated before? You always open much higher than what you would actually accept so you can negotiate down to what you actually want. Trump's variation is that he makes bombastic and over the top, it's theatrical. The result being that afterwards his interlocutors feel like they won. I'm gonna help you retards real fast, it's low IQ izaat merchant behavior to broadcast that you "got one over" on the other party. If instead you make them believe they won the negotiation, they are both more willing to make a deal again and also not bitch about what a bad deal they got.

The tariff spats in the last year showed this perfectly.
"D'oh'ho'ho Mister Trump, you wanted to put 200% tariffs on our stinky cheese but WE negotiated you down to 50% tariffs, you-uh can not match us smurt Euros in negotiating!"
"Darn, you really got us."
Observe how the TACO cope meme fits here. Notice how it reveals perfectly the emotional damage to one's ego that one must soothe because they can't publicly admit that the goofy orange man powered by McDonalds rolled them like a cheap Honduran cigar.

Every time, this cope relies on taking statements like "I am going to wipe out a civilization" on a fucking tweet as if it's really serious. How do any of you TACO posters not shoot yourselves in the face for being this repeatedly gullible?
 
The "haha TACO Tuesday xD" posts are already going around on social media. Trump threatened to bomb Iran back to the stone age if they didn't open the strait, Iran agreed to open it and conduct talks over a cease fire, and now they're not getting bombed today. Trump got what he wanted. How did he "chicken out?" I swear half of these TACO accusations are just "Trump didn't do the thing he said he would do if he didn't get what he wanted because he got want he wanted."
The Strait was already opened five weeks ago before Trump started this thing, remember? Iran is going to fully control it after this is over so that's different. Iran hasn't opened it yet either but have announced that Trump surrendered and agreed to their terms. This is going to be hilarious.
 
Here's another fucking retard flag. TACO is nothing more than the retard cope of retards who still get tricked by the same damn negotiating tactic Trump has used for longer than most of these retards have been alive. Have you eunuchs never negotiated before? You always open much higher than what you would actually accept so you can negotiate down to what you actually want. Trump's variation is that he makes bombastic and over the top, it's theatrical. The result being that afterwards his interlocutors feel like they won. I'm gonna help you retards real fast, it's low IQ izaat merchant behavior to broadcast that you "got one over" on the other party. If instead you make them believe they won the negotiation, they are both more willing to make a deal again and also not bitch about what a bad deal they got.

The tariff spats in the last year showed this perfectly.
"D'oh'ho'ho Mister Trump, you wanted to put 200% tariffs on our stinky cheese but WE negotiated you down to 50% tariffs, you-uh can not match us smurt Euros in negotiating!"
"Darn, you really got us."
Observe how the TACO cope meme fits here. Notice how it reveals perfectly the emotional damage to one's ego that one must soothe because they can't publicly admit that the goofy orange man powered by McDonalds rolled them like a cheap Honduran cigar.

Every time, this cope relies on taking statements like "I am going to wipe out a civilization" on a fucking tweet as if it's really serious. How do any of you TACO posters not shoot yourselves in the face for being this repeatedly gullible?
too long, didn’t read, too much seethe over trump tacoing
 
He was either going to be called a war criminal or a pussy. There's no scenario or outcome where any decision he makes is correct.
 
Holy shit no cease-fire until the Strait is open. But tonight's strikes called off. Trump totally folded on tonight's attack. Bluff called.

Iran just released a book report:


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Apparently Trump just gave Iran control of the Straits of Hormuz altogether. And they get to enrich uranium!. :lit:
 
TACO is nothing more than the retard cope of retards who still get tricked by the same damn negotiating tactic Trump has used for longer than most of these retards have been alive.
Identifying a pattern of behaviour and making successful predictions with it is the opposite of "getting tricked". If you know with certainty that the threats are empty then there would be no reason to bend towards his position. It's the people who think he won't TACO who are "getting tricked".
 
I no longer understand what's happening. The two week ceasefire is subject to the Strait reopening. But the Strait has been open for everyone but the United States all this time. And it was open to the United States prior to these bombings. Then I try to look up why this war happened at all and the answer is "Iran was developing nukes" but Israel has been claiming that for the past 40 years with nothing actually happening.
 
I no longer understand what's happening. The two week ceasefire is subject to the Strait reopening. But the Strait has been open for everyone but the United States all this time. And it was open to the United States prior to these bombings. Then I try to look up why this war happened at all and the answer is "Iran was developing nukes" but Israel has been claiming that for the past 40 years with nothing actually happening.
From what i remember, Iran started charging a toll to use the strait; the ships that got through apparently paid in Yuan.
 
Here's to hoping this holds, and that we can get a little extra from it so that this whole thing wasn't a waste of time. If he manages to do that you can all call me a faggot.

Oh wait, you already did that. Carry on I guess.
 
Then I try to look up why this war happened at all and the answer is "Iran was developing nukes" but Israel has been claiming that for the past 40 years with nothing actually happening.
After a couple more bombings, maybe Israel won't be bitching about them making WMDs any second now.

For capeshitting muslims against their sworn enemy they sure do grovel to the Great Satan very often. Would the regime have been toppled after being sent back to the stone age? I don't think so, unless the CIA helps arm another militant group.
 
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