Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[mingo mongo]

Explosions confirmed in Isfahan. Guess somebody didn’t get the memo?

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Two weeks ahead of schedule and Two weeks to flatten the curve!

God damn, History doesn't repeat but it rhymes.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Apparently orange man holding off is dependent on Iran opening up the strait immediately.

We'll see how that goes lmao

 

[Green_Pine_Tree]

Today was the faggiest day of Trump's second term

 

[Michael_Jordan_Peterson]

Israel come on do a false flag i wanna see some more muslim faggots get blown up.

 

[Seethan Ralph]

For all the doom posters, realize that we're dealing with Iranian Retards who will probably break the ceasefire.
Or the Israelis will because lamo why not

>iranbrowns keep chimping out
<ENOUGH WE NOOK THEIR ASS APRIL 21 8:00 PM
> april 21 7:59 PM
< ummm ackshually pakijeets did not redeemed or some shit, we totally have a deal, 2 more weeks!!11

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Trump has to know this is nothing but a stalling effort, right?

Iran could still fuck this up and say that they never agreed to ceasefire.

I imagine he does know that. The two weeks are just for them to dig more out, and pray Daddy Russia and China give them more boom booms. But at the same time, I doubt he's going to ignore what they do either.

I'm not a big fan of the guy, but "The Big Ask" is his favorite playbook, and threaten total death unless they actually try to be a first world country for 5 minutes falls in line.

While everyone in this thread is going to yell Taco Tuesday, I find Iran's having to at least pretend that Great Satan is apparently someone they'll work with too funny to be upset.

If this does actually lead to a peaceful closing of events, I want to thank everyone who has been providing updates throughout this whole ordeal. As strange as it seems, your hard work has actually helped eliminate stress for me on this situation. I don't know if this will mean much to any of you, but God bless you, and enjoy a good night sleep.

 

[Freelance Police]

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

“Can you believe it guys! Nuclear annihilation, in 2 weeks! Woohoo!”

 

[Moccren]

You know what time it is everyone.

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say it with me

nothing ever happens

I'm sorry, chudda. My faith was weak.. for a moment I believed something might actually happen.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

Iran could still fuck this up and say that they never agreed to ceasefire.

The IRGC probably will lol

As per the ISW reporting the IRGC has significantly dropped attacks against all of the Gulf except Kuwait for some reason

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

This is bullshit. I was promised an assraping of the Islamic Republic, and this is what I get!?

 

[Great Scott]

Isn't this ceasefire contingent on the strait being opened, which Iran hasn't agreed to?

 

[Total Annihilation]

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

"Lord Kagrenac was an IDIOT! I could hit the Heart of Lorkhan with the right tones without Wraithguard, I'm that good! People say I have great rhythm, the best rhythm. My lifeforce is so great that you need TWO black soul gems to contain it!"

Trump is holding off!

I can smell the Dwemer influence on this post, tell that fat jew Bagarn to kill himself next time you slink down into Divayth Fir's sex dungeon

 

[Verbal Diarrhea]

Has anyone said what these 10 points Iran put forth are that Trump considers a basis for negotiations?

 

[SlipNHonkMach2]

Which pissed off banned turdie in this thread do you think went to go cry on /pol/?

I can't believe MrRaceWar 1488 was mossad all along!

 

[Ghostse]

GODDAMMIT.

Israel come on do a false flag i wanna see some more muslim faggots get blown up.

Wait you're right. I forgot about the juden. C'mon Bibi. You can do it. False flag baby. Use that jew magic.

Isn't this ceasefire contingent on the strait being opened, which Iran hasn't agreed to?

Supposedly they have, and we are waiting to see if any ships actually transit.

So, what are the chances that the IRGC's 'mosaic' structure results in some mountain nigger disregarding orders to unblock the Strait of Homos & attacking someone trying to sail through it well within this 2 week time limit?

We can only hope.

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Well, this doesn't look good for a ceasefire.

Correct. You need to be alive to surrender.

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

This is bullshit. I was promised an assraping of the Islamic Republic, and this is what I get!?

They already have been pretty well smacked.