You don't leave the house in the first place
As we get closer to the 2026 midterms, all the candidate are going to pretend they totally aren't runningThere's all sorts of reasons why Newsome's twitter posts have gone quiet, all of them funny, none of them good for him. He's illiterate (not a joke), so he has a "team" handling it for him. So ...
1) they're demoralized and have given up hope they can defeat Orange Man Bad™ with snarky twitter posts;
2) the checks didn't clear (the dems are broke, after all, and entirely reliant on ongoing grifts to keep the cash flowing; the feds are doing gangbusters cutting off lots of spigots);
3) they're running Kamala again so Newsome's been deprioritized;
4) somebody somehow finally got through to that dipshit and his team of handlers that his "social media management team" are fucking retards, are doing a piss-poor job, are making him look worse than he already did previously somehow, and should be silenced/fired
I was going to rank these in order of most- to least-likely, but I can't quite figure out what that would look like (they all seem feasible to me), so I just wrote them down as I thought of them.
Really though, the thought of his "sassy twitter team" just saying "fuck it, we give up, we can't salvage this" cracks me up. Same for them saying "we'd love to help but sorry, you haven't paid us for last month and we've got HIV meds to pay for." Along with "Kween Kamala told us to stop, yo." And finally the "oh ... [silent head drop]" following being flatly told "you're doing a shit job, stop it, you're fired" I'm picturing makes me giggle too.
Like I said ... every possibility is funny.
Moving all manufacturing off planet would be a great way to save the environment. Plus manufacturing becomes easier in low gravity environments where you can outright control the atmosphere. Anyone with foresight would realize that industrializing the moon would make you incredibly rich
You're probably thinking of green cheese.
I don't know why you subject us to random comments like this.
You are full of shit, just off the top of my head she indicted every one involved in that church shit a few months back.
That's not fair, he was also voted "top nigger drug dealer with a mudshark wife" three times
The poor people of Cuba don't deserve to have the faggotry of Eurovision inflicted upon them.
That's actually a great line, except he's not jokingDavid French is an amazing display of cuck even for politics:
We only went to the moon as a middle finger to the USSR. The USSR stopped existing in the 90’s, so there was no political advantage to continue the program.
Sure he does. You can see him at the Binco’s parking lot, peddling levitation potions and Sand That Makes You Feel Grand.
Would you rather have a nigger sycophant or a globohomo that actively makes everything worse? "Neither" is not an option.
I don't need Trump to tell me Springsteen is a massively overrated hack