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HE FRACTURED HIS ELBOW!
HE STUMBLES OVER HIS OWN FEET!
HE GETS VIETNAM FLASHBACKS!
HE STUMBLES OVER HIS OWN FEET!
HE GETS VIETNAM FLASHBACKS!
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Before the internet Phil P. Burnell would have had a middling clerical role at the autogyro factory, every morning and lunch without fail he'd be at the malt shop counter, kvetching loudly about the articles in the paper to a thoroughly disinterested waitress.Actual Phil is a ball of hate,
He loves memes, unless it's a detractor meme. Then it's a lamebrain, nudnik, mouthdrooler, group mentality thing. Even something as harmless as the banana meme.We all know Phil hates memes and that everyone sits around making up memes about him and they're all wrong.
Yesterday though, him saying "weatherman is the one job where you get paid to be wrong" is the memeiest Boomer meme that ever was. Still, in a situation where the forecast was for "full sun" but it's cold and rainy, if you see that it's raining, say "Duh" then still go outside with no umbrella, walk around, then come back in soaked and complain about being cold and wet....it's not the weatherman that is the dumbass.
What do you guys think his justification would be for his old behavior if nobody had introduced him to the concept of "playing the heel"?But he can't accept being the heel.
He'd still be going on about how he's the realest motherfucker on the internet who doesn't sugarcoat anything.What do you guys think his justification would be for his old behavior if nobody had introduced him to the concept of "playing the heel"?
He'd just roll it into being an angry person Before He Met Kat™What do you guys think his justification would be for his old behavior if nobody had introduced him to the concept of "playing the heel"?
You could say.... A bitch of hate!The thing is Phil has always hated streaming even back in 2013. He's not made for this. He wants to just upload slop, never deal with anyone and collect money. Actual Phil is a ball of hate, but his natural state would also be silence 95% of the time. And there's the reality that every streaming platform he can make money on is laced with censorship and cancel culture, which affects everyone.
Redemption stories sell. Maybe not as much as the fall from grace ones (I swear if I see a "life = ruined" thumbnail one more time....) but there is definitely some money to be made. And people, especially trolls, wouldn't just stop watching him because suddenly he becomes this chill affable guy he tries to pass himself as. It'd be a waiting game. He'd be under the microscope constantly, everyone looking for cracks. But if he perseveres - just imagine him blasting detractor songs on stream, reacting to embarrassing videos of himself by just laughing and joking, accepting challenges, etc. He might not even need to beg to get money this way.In an imaginary world where Phil woke up tomorrow and decided to have a positive attitude about everything, would he actually lose viewers?
- no complaining about lack of support
- no claiming games are badly designed
- never blaming his losses on bugs or network code
- never calling his opponent unskilled or a button masher
He'd just be a guy with no personality who is terrible at games. Who would watch? At this point he's locked into being the lolcow who whines about everything.
I recognize this is probably not an original insight.
You repeated yourself on 1 and 2.Pic 1: Phil Burnell
Pic 2: Polish gas station clerk
Pic 3: Alien trying to live undercover with other fellow HYOOMINS
He must have Pikachu. Even Phil can figure this one out.This FireRed stream is gonna be fucking rough today I hope everyone is excited to see DSP get handheld on how to beat Misty!
I always thought he would go homeless. They went too easy on the bankruptcy.I unironically think he's going to kill himself soon. I think old Pokemon is going to be the final push over the edge
I like to think that if he did end up homeless, he'd have a mental break and beg the exact same way he does on stream, on the street. With a cardboard box cut to look like a tv frame.I always thought he would go homeless. They went too easy on the bankruptcy.