DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[retardedfaggot]

He pushed through the Arby's King Hawaiian BBQ Brisket Sandwich, I feel like that should be enough

 

[Milkdud]

This manbaby just said that he and his wife take daily walks in their neighborhood and feed the wildlife. What wildlife are you feeding SIR?

 

[Windy Moors]

have this machoor adult-style sticker for your efforts
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I'm starting to believe he's on Ozempic or its AIDS.

Spoiler: Male Ozempic face

 

[Milkdud]

I'm starting to believe he's on Ozempic or its AIDS.
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Spoiler: Male Ozempic face

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It's his extensive intensity workouts, now what do I mean by that? He puts on his workout gloves he bought off Temu and he rapidly jerks off building up stamina, wrist and forearm strength, edging magnification and optimal ejaculation specification imaging.

 

[Grandmas Cream Pie]

Sir, another anon $50 has hit the building.

 

[Digger10]

We've talked about it before but the handholding doesn't get enough attention for the damage it has done to this man. Everything in his life he needs help with, all of it. He had a problem with YouTube today and what was the first thing he did? Grabbed his phone. Now why would he need his phone? Can't say for sure but I assume it was to message his tech slave on Discord, don't know what else he would be doing. The handholding in games is no longer something he's ashamed of, it's a feature he has justified many times. He doesn't cook, he doesn't clean, doesn't fix anything around the house. The things he does himself are inputting chat's suggestions into the actual games, and uploading his cut up stream segments with no editing. Rarely we get an AI thumbnail.

It surprises me sometimes that despite living more than a decade away from his parents, he hasn't become anymore of a functional adult. You could say that he hasn't lived on his own for most of that time, but it doesn't sound like Kat is much more capable than he is. It's amazing that he hasn't died or been kicked out of his house for as helpless as he is.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

Sir, another anon $50 has hit the building.

Literal seconds after I watched someone in Raw's chat mention it. I could set my watch to his antics.

 

[BlastMonk]

It surprises me sometimes that despite living more than a decade away from his parents, he hasn't become anymore of a functional adult. You could say that he hasn't lived on his own for most of that time, but it doesn't sound like Kat is much more capable than he is. It's amazing that he hasn't died or been kicked out of his house for as helpless as he is.

Remember when he said he didn't know how to use a washing machine in his 30's? What the fuck was he doing before he groomed and flew Panda in, because he was living alone for a little after moving out from his parents.
He also said some basic vacuuming gave him an adrenline spike that kept him up all night. Total fucking manbaby. The most adult things he does is drinking himself too death and gambling

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Despite all his claims of overcoming things, he has never truly faced any adversity. He's never had to push through anything, at all. Comparing our childhoods (iirc) his Dad was a Marine, my dad was a Marine, and I had to learn at a young age to push through shit. Didn't matter if it was a task or punishment he gave me, bullshit at school, or at practice or games. His dad was exceedingly easy on him. Speaking of which, any record of him playing any sort of sport growing up? Like even T(rip)-ball?

He told a story yesterday about how he really want to play Tball, but his parents brought him to sign-ups after they were closed. He was so disappointed! So disappointed that he never tried to join ever again. Almost like it's completely made up and stolen from a TGIF show.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Remember when he said he didn't know how to use a washing machine in his 30's? What the fuck was he doing before he groomed and flew Panda in, because he was living alone for a little after moving out from his parents.
He also said some basic vacuuming gave him an adrenline spike that kept him up all night. Total fucking manbaby. The most adult things he does is drinking himself too death and gambling

I believe Phil said his parents were still handling most of chores. The CT condo was only a 7 minute drive from his parents.

 

[LuchaZombie]

It surprises me sometimes that despite living more than a decade away from his parents, he hasn't become anymore of a functional adult. You could say that he hasn't lived on his own for most of that time, but it doesn't sound like Kat is much more capable than he is. It's amazing that he hasn't died or been kicked out of his house for as helpless as he is.

His learned helplessness is easily the most pathetic thing about him.

Forget the gaming stuff, I don’t care if the chat pushes his stroller to the yellow paint because retards should stick together.

It’s knowing his trademark “Can’t do anything” catch phrase probably applies to everything in his life.

Also says a lot about Kat because no woman with the correct amount of chromosomes would ever willingly shackle herself to a man that “can’t do anything”.

 

[Banworld Creature]

Despite all his claims of overcoming things, he has never truly faced any adversity. He's never had to push through anything, at all. Comparing our childhoods (iirc) his Dad was a Marine, my dad was a Marine, and I had to learn at a young age to push through shit. Didn't matter if it was a task or punishment he gave me, bullshit at school, or at practice or games. His dad was exceedingly easy on him.

I have always assumed, Linda coddled the hell out of DSP. It would explain why DSP, didn't get the marine dad treatment. What kind of father would let his son turn out like this. and why so little if any shared activities. David was most likely a cucked dad, letting Linda spoil and shelter DSP.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Did he just say the weather ‘is wrong’?

Not the forecast was wrong, but… the weather is wrong.
Like his autistic schedule there can be no deviation.

Phail unironically believes that the weathermen have control over the weather.

Holy shit, it's the Blue Steel joke from Zoolander!

This should be a calendar.

"One look? I don't think so!"

 

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[Gee Willows Wilson!]

So with two Anon at 50$ each, the real total of Rimworld is 70 something?

Or am I getting my fayuckts wrong? I couldn't tune in, I was just not feeling him today. Also it's like clockwork, 4 missed goals, saved on the fifth.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

So with two Anon at 50$ each, the real total of Rimworld is 70 something?

Or am I getting my fayuckts wrong? I couldn't tune in, I was just not feeling him today. Also it's like clockwork, 4 missed goals, saved on the fifth.

The cycle continues... as does my never-ending amusement at the fact there are a handful of actual adult men out there who have to regularly, on a cycle, cough up hundreds of dollars to soothe a middle-aged manchild's narc ego (and pay for his microtransactions of course!)

 

[arrivefriday]

even yourself...
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To this day, this HAS to be the funniest moment surrounding DSP

 

[ThinWhiteDuke]

If you want to show someone how horrible and toxic Phil actually is, show them any of his fighting game streams.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

Your life is trash, Phil.
...What do I mean with "your life is trash"? Well, allow me to explain: imagine, if you will, that you have a sandwich shop... Alright? And the sandwich shop sucks. Thats your life.

 

[Nibbles]

In an imaginary world where Phil woke up tomorrow and decided to have a positive attitude about everything, would he actually lose viewers?

- no complaining about lack of support
- no claiming games are badly designed
- never blaming his losses on bugs or network code
- never calling his opponent unskilled or a button masher

He'd just be a guy with no personality who is terrible at games. Who would watch? At this point he's locked into being the lolcow who whines about everything.

I recognize this is probably not an original insight.