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Glasgow Papa John’s employees restrain hammer-wielding suspect​

Mar 24, 2026 | 1:02 PM
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Glasgow News 1

A late-night disturbance at a Glasgow restaurant around 9:30 p.m. ended in an arrest after what could be described as a chaotic and at times unusual encounter.

Officers with the Glasgow Police Department were dispatched March 21 to Papa John’s on Happy Valley Road after reports were received of a man allegedly assaulting employees with a hammer.

When officers arrived, the suspect – identified as 23-year-old Aaron Kelly of Russell Springs – was already being restrained by employees.

According to the citation, Kelly had entered through the rear of the restaurant while staff were cleaning and began attempting to assault workers. Several employees sustained visible injuries during the altercation, though none were described as serious.

Workers used what was available, including a broom, to defend themselves and were able to hold Kelly on the ground until officers arrived.

As the situation unfolded, an unnamed woman nearby flagged down police and reported that Kelly had taken a hammer from her vehicle. She told officers he approached her car, searched for cigarettes, and repeatedly asked if she had a gun before taking the tool.

The citation notes Kelly showed signs consistent with substance use, including profuse sweating, rapid eye movement and dilated pupils. He was transported to T.J. Samson Community Hospital for medical clearance before being lodged in the Barren County Detention Center.

Even after being taken into custody, the situation remained unsettled. According to the citation, Kelly pulled out one of his own teeth while at the hospital and later attempted to remove another.

Kelly is charged with first-degree assault, public intoxication involving a controlled substance (excluding alcohol), and third-degree criminal mischief. He has a $35,000 bond, according to the Barren County Detention Center.

GPD Officer Jonathan Pendley was listed as the arresting officer.

Key Facts:
• Glasgow Papa John’s employees restrained a man allegedly armed with a hammer on March 21
• Police identified the suspect as 23-year-old Aaron Kelly of Russell Springs
• Several workers suffered visible but not serious injuries, according to police
• Staff used items on hand, including a broom, to defend themselves and hold the suspect
• Police say the suspect showed signs consistent with substance use
• Kelly was taken to T.J. Samson Community Hospital, then lodged in the Barren County Detention Center
• He is charged with first-degree assault, public intoxication involving a controlled substance, and third-degree criminal mischief

Gage Wilson with Glasgow News 1 contributed to this reporting.
 
Even after being taken into custody, the situation remained unsettled. According to the citation, Kelly pulled out one of his own teeth while at the hospital and later attempted to remove another.
That's some hard trip. It will be nightmarish when he comes back, assuming he didn't fry his brain.
 
Kelly pulled out one of his own teeth while at the hospital and later attempted to remove another.
Not sure that is physically possible unless it was already loose due to drug abuse or poor hygiene or something or he had been bashing his mouth against something already?
 
Holy shit, PLEASE let this poor innocent victim of mental health struggles back out into the steets ASAP. His addiction is NOT HIS FAULT and it's inhumane to force him to use medications because it sometimes makes him feel bad. Hopefully he'll actually kill someone next time.
 
Not sure that is physically possible unless it was already loose due to drug abuse or poor hygiene or something or he had been bashing his mouth against something already?
I can't imagine how his teeth would be that bad unless it was intentional neglect. One of the things Scotland gets right is provision of NHS dental care. It's highly subsidized costs per thing, like filling or hygienist appointment or whatever. This means dentists up there can afford to do NHS dental work and NHS dentists are readily available.
 
I would say they should have defended themselves with pizza cutters but those are probably illegal there too.
Glasgow, Kentucky. Not the Jew-Kay. Just a bit northeast-ish of where the Corvette is made.

Minor PL, but in Kentucky we have Castle Doctrine and Constitutional Carry. So had he posed a threat the employees could have legally ended him.
 
Glasgow, Kentucky. Not the Jew-Kay. Just a bit northeast-ish of where the Corvette is made.

Minor PL, but in Kentucky we have Castle Doctrine and Constitutional Carry. So had he posed a threat the employees could have legally ended him.
I lived in KY ages ago and never heard of Glasgow. Thanks for the correction.
 
As the situation unfolded, an unnamed woman nearby flagged down police and reported that Kelly had taken a hammer from her vehicle. She told officers he approached her car, searched for cigarettes, and repeatedly asked if she had a gun before taking the tool.
We're missing some fairly vital context here. Why did she allow him to approach her car and search it for cigs.

(people who don't know Glasgow)
"And why was she carrying a hammer in her car?"
 
Reading this as a Scottish person I was thinking ‘Aye, just another night in Glasgae’. The fact I couldn’t recognise the street names and him asking for a gun also didn’t register a doubt. It was clicking the news site link and seeing other articles that FINALLY brought it home that maybe this wasn’t the U.K.

It’s kinda warm and fuzzy though to know Glasgow weirdos are the same the world over. We should Twin-Town!
 
Reading this as a Scottish person I was thinking ‘Aye, just another night in Glasgae’. The fact I couldn’t recognise the street names and him asking for a gun also didn’t register a doubt. It was clicking the news site link and seeing other articles that FINALLY brought it home that maybe this wasn’t the U.K.

It’s kinda warm and fuzzy though to know Glasgow weirdos are the same the world over. We should Twin-Town!
As an American I was also thinking this was just another everyday night in Glasgow, although he seemed a bit too fat, well-fed, and dark-complexioned to be a Scotsman, so I was thinking it might have been somewhere in Australia instead, especially since they love naming towns after springs.
 
So, if the cops had seen the hammer and magdumped him when they got there would he have ended up turning into the hammer?
 
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