US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

Helpful links for those who need them:

Current members of the House of Representatives
https://www.house.gov/representatives

Current members of the Senate
https://www.senate.gov/senators/

Current members of the US Supreme Court
https://www.supremecourt.gov/about/biographies.aspx

Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

It's a matter of distance with open cycle. If you're far enough away you don't dose satellites, nobody cares. You forget how big space is.

That pesky inverse square law strikes again.

I swear, radiation is just dark magic to boomers. For a people so terrified and obsessed with it, boomers have never bothered to learn a fucking thing about nuclear bombs or energy.

 

[Lip Glossary]

I don't envy his position. It's Marco vs Vance for who will get the big chair after Trump. So far Marco seems like the stronger pick because Trump keeps shovling shit onto him. Imagine getting a call in the middle of the night and hear "Morning Marco, I kidnapped Maduro, go make sure Venezuela doesn't implode and US oil companies can move in."

Trump's domestic front is handled primarily by Miller while Marco handles international affairs. Vance really doesn't have much going on other than trying to be the reasonable straight man to Trump's mad dog, but even that has been mainly taken by Rubio. Also the sudden souring of Indians doesn't really help.

He hand picked Vance to be his vice president for a reason. He's not keeping him from the drama because he's freezing out JD, he's doing it so that he doesn't get any of this shit on him for 2028.
We all know that Trump doesn't have a political future because he's not running for anything after being the president for two terms, the greatest fuck you he could achieve is to watch his vice president become his successor, a feat that hasn't happened since Bush in 88.

 

[Betonhaus]

Why redo of a healer specifically? And not like all the soft incest or loli animes?

Sorry, Have a soft spot for redo. A lot of people were upset when it came out because of a specific, protag on antag, sexual assault scene. When the whole point of the story was a guy getting revenge on people who tortured and sexually assaulted him to no end.

Buddy I'm going to level with you anyone who enjoyed this rape fantasy anime is mentally ill and should not be around women.

Go watch interspecies reviewers like a normal person.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

“Of course, the Marxian definition of value is ridiculous. All the work one cares to add will not turn a mud pie into an apple tart; it remains a mud pie, value zero. By corollary, unskillful work can easily subtract value; an untalented cook can turn wholesome dough and fresh green apples, valuable already, into an inedible mess, value zero. Conversely, a great chef can fashion of those same materials a confection of greater value than a commonplace apple tart, with no more effort than an ordinary cook uses to prepare an ordinary sweet.” -Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers​

God I love that book.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4
A rat done bit my sister Nell
With whitey on the moon
Her face and arms began to swell
And whitey's on the moon
I can't pay no doctor bills
But whitey's on the moon
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still
While whitey's on the moon
The man just upped my rent last night
Cause whitey's on the moon
No hot water, no toilets, no lights
But whitey's on the moon
I wonder why he's upping me?
Cause whitey's on the moon?
Well I was already giving him fifty a week
With whitey on the moon
Taxes taking my whole damn check
Junkies making me a nervous wreck
The price of food is going up
And as if all that shit wasn't enough:
A rat done bit my sister Nell
With whitey on the moon
Her face and arm began to swell
And whitey's on the moon
Was all that money I made last year
For whitey on the moon?
How come I ain't got no money here?
Hmm! Whitey's on the moon
Y'know I just 'bout had my fill
Of whitey on the moon
I think I'll send these doctor bills
Airmail special
To whitey on the moon

This faggot and his faggot song, as well as the fat niggress with her "Muh keedz!' poster are directly responsible for us abandoning space.

"What about dem programs????"

Fuck you, I hope your sister got rabies and ate your ass.

 

[CansOfCant]

That pesky inverse square law strikes again.

I swear, radiation is just dark magic to boomers. For a people so terrified and obsessed with it, boomers have never bothered to learn a fucking thing about nuclear bombs or energy.

“And besides, Harry had a little help in noticing that things had changed,
2 “Because right after he was born,
3 “In Philadelphia,
4 “He and his mom got visited at the hospital,
5 “By three physicists from a place called Princeton,
6 Who spoke to Harry’s mom in thick Kraut accents,
7 “Saying, ‘We have come to see the first child born into the new world we have created; for we are afraid that nothing will be the same again, and he will live in a different world from the one we knew.’
8 “And then they gave him gifts: a Bible, a Geiger counter, and a cyanide capsule,
9 “Signifying their terrible fear that the entire planet had suddenly become a hot potato,
10 “Which nobody could do anything about.”

The Boomer Bible, The Book of Vinnie, 8.1-10

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

I always thought that it was heavily implied in the book though, or am I misremembering? I've heard so many fan theories about things that sometimes they bleed into the actual media.

Oh absolutely not, no.

The "it was an inside job" bullshit is completely absent from the book and was just retroactive theorycrafting based on vague implications exclusive to the movie, and is only used to try and make the Humans look more Le Ebil and Fashiss. Even the pozzed-ass director came out and flat out said in interviews that the attack was real. The bugs 100% did it in every version of the story.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Oh absolutely not, no.

The "it was an inside job" bullshit is completely absent from the book and was just retroactive theorycrafting based on vague implications exclusive to the movie, and is only used to try and make the Humans look more Le Ebil and Fashiss. Even the pozzed-ass director came out and flat out said in interviews that the attack was real. The bugs 100% did it in every version of the story.

Yeah.

That's pretty much the Leftist/Reddit "IT WUZ FALZ FLUG!!!!" retarded bug lover bullshit that love to claim that AKSHULLY the Bugs are the good guys.

Thankfully they have Helldivers and Warhammer 40K to shit up now.

 

[Unredacted TND]

Flip flop Newsom.

 

[P-38 autist]

how the hell does fatpacks not have a pink triangle yet?

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Ver archivo adjunto 8752690
Flip flop Newsom.

Wasn't getting that sweet AIPAC money with the previous rhetoric.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

how the hell does fatpacks not have a pink triangle yet?

Null likes to tourture us. It is hard to get a pink triangle in USPG because we are a containment thread for political spergs. If you want to get a pink triangle you need to derail more serious threads.

 

[mlanguishi]

how the hell does fatpacks not have a pink triangle yet?

He hasn't said anything bad about females, the ultimate sin here.

 

[gernig]

Buddy I'm going to level with you anyone who enjoyed this rape fantasy anime is mentally ill and should not be around women.

Go watch interspecies reviewers like a normal person.

how about instead of that everyone just stops bringing up their favorite erotic anime or cartoon show to goon to in the American politics thread? Cool, you like to masturbate to Raven in Teen Titans and sadistic revenge rape stories, how does that relate to American politics discussion thread

I may be the minority, but just hearing people openly talking all about what crap they jerk off to or find sexually arousing is just disgusting. I just don't want to fucking hear a single word about any of it

how the hell does fatpacks not have a pink triangle yet?

Fatpacks is the chosen reverse oracle, and he absolutely belongs here. The people who keep tagging hulk hogan are far worse than him

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I have no interest in space colonization and would prefer that the hundreds of billions which would spent on such a project (for no gain!) would instead go towards building up our passenger rail systems among other infrastructure projects.

That is fucking gay.

 

[Dr Cruel]

I have no interest in space colonization and would prefer that the hundreds of billions which would spent on such a project (for no gain!) would instead go towards building up our passenger rail systems among other infrastructure projects.

US governments can't do either very well. NASA got $4 billion a year and couldn't keep the Space Shuttle properly maintained. We had to buy space on Russian rockets for our astronauts. California spent $135 billion so far and has a trackless bridge in the middle of a desert to show for it.

If the US wants to explore space (at a profit), a private contractor like Elon Musk will have to do it.

This faggot and his faggot song, as well as the fat niggress with her "Muh keedz!' poster are directly responsible for us abandoning space.

"What about dem programs????"

Fuck you, I hope your sister got rabies and ate your ass.

They already had a fully implemented socialist system and nanny state here in the US. They didn't want to process all the cotton necessary to support it.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I have no interest in space colonization and would prefer that the hundreds of billions which would spent on such a project (for no gain!) would instead go towards building up our passenger rail systems among other infrastructure projects.

Except it won't go to actual rail systems.

It will go to California to build an animal overpass that the sides connecting it to the hills aren't built, to a rail system that built one fucking bridge, then everything else will go to Somalia while Jeets tell you how they deserve your country.

I'd rather have it go to space colonization just to make the jeets, bulb heads, and gibsmedats seethe.

And I hope they all get eaten by rats.

 

[LopsidedLegend]

Can someone explain to me why foreigners feel entitled to American currency as payment for posting stuff (truth, fiction or lies, regardless of "engagement") on an American-based social media company (coming from American advertisers' pockets)?

The X employee is spot on -- talk about your own fucking country and you can get paid for it if people around you think you're worth engaging with. Who the fuck gives a shit what a third-worlder from the opposite hemisphere thinks of the US, much less wants to pay them for telling us?

Labor theory of value is widely believed even though so easily disproven.

 

[X Prime]

Nonsense, I regularly brag to my wife and show her my posts that get thread highlighted and she blames all of you for inflating my ego

Uh huh. If this story were accurate, it would have ended with the admission that your wife has joined the Farms and is one of the resident shitposters.

There are only two possible conclusions we can draw from this omission. One, this story is completely made up. Two, you are not good enough in bed to convince her of the rightness of your political opinions and to convert her into shitposterdom.

Choose wisely.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

I have no interest in space colonization and would prefer that the hundreds of billions which would spent on such a project (for no gain!) would instead go towards building up our passenger rail systems among other infrastructure projects.

We tried that already. It turned 3 starving niggers into 20 starving niggers.