📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Couple, Alexander Brekkestran and Silas Eells, in Fargo, ND arrested for leaving children in filthy conditions. I'm 99% convinced the one on the left is a pooner since her name is Silas and no couple this dysfunctional would pass adoption qualifications in North Dakota. Also pube beard.

Silas most likely got her name from the younger brother Fire Emblem character from Fire Emblem Fates

Of course, people will be too stupid to realize this is a pooner and will just slander gays with it.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Couple, Alexander Brekkestran and Silas Eells, in Fargo, ND arrested for leaving children in filthy conditions. I'm 99% convinced the one on the left is a pooner since her name is Silas and no couple this dysfunctional would pass adoption qualifications in North Dakota. Also pube beard.
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Silas most likely got her name from the younger brother Fire Emblem character from Fire Emblem Fates
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Of course, people will be too stupid to realize this is a pooner and will just slander gays with it.

That's a rough 28 god damn! A quick look at Facebook suggests your gut is correct.

 

[Lyra Plushie]

Has this one been posted yet?

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Holy fuck my sides. Are there any more of these pooner based ones? I've seen plenty of troon ones but not any pooner variants.

 

[shatterspinel]

That's a rough 28 god damn! A quick look at Facebook suggests your gut is correct.

How’d that happen? The guy is clearly on meth, but this is about the most extreme normie to neck beard transition I’ve ever seen. It’s proof that time and testosterone are one dimensional arrows, if an unwashed, fat nerd longing to be hot chick is delusional, this is a real tragedy.

 

[Jacques1194]

This was on r/Nurse on Reddit that got deleted because most of the comments were against this TIF. TIF claims people who reject their stupid inclusive language such as "People with vaginas" dont want to hurt “cis” people feelings. Yet, she whines about how it costs nothing to not be a bigot and use their stupid inclusive language and lie to doctors about your sex.

 

[Randy Facalding]

real doods obsessively post on the sharty almost 3 years after goonclown immigrants raped the site
(this guy is a hunky twinky sex machine and xe is very valid)

0:06

 

[Surfin Terf]

I don't think this was intentional (though it may have been, does anyone else think that calling their AVGN parody AVGP was a reference to AGP? Though AFAIK Cory is dating a TiM), but in the latest episode of OneyPlays: Slightly Artistic they seem to have drawn a pooner

Beady eyes
Mastectomy
Calf has been stripped for the phalloplasty
Bald

The actual thought-process seems to have been to start out by making a beautiful woman and then making her horrifying. Funny how that ends up just looking like a pooner.

 

[GenderCop]

She can't even let her mom get some dick in peace without panicking and calling the cops when mom stops answering the phone.

Co-worker had his neurotic college-age daughter home for Christmas break, left her alone when he went out for his yearly dinner with an old friend-with-benefits and told me, "if she interrupts my pussy I will cut off her tuition for a year."

She did not, she knew better.

Unbelievable the pooner can't figure out what's going on & then think--hmm, would I want sex interrupted? Nobody does, so she should be able to figure that out.
The total lack of empathy is disturbing & in its way, borderline sociopathic.

 

[Gaystapo]

 

[Heinrich Maneuver]

Tyler Catastrophe is a pooner currently doing the rounds on socials because she is absolutely obsessed with Wilbur Soot (iirc sex pest of Minecraft Dream and Lovejoy the band fame). Of course, there is a Gofundme to ''escape Texas'' and move to England; many believe this is because she believes she has a chance at becoming the second singer in Lovejoy

Hi friends, my name is Tyler and I'm a disabled, Transgender artist from Oklahoma, currently stuck in Texas. I've been given an amazing opportunity to move to England and further my art career, and considering everything that's currently working against my safety here, I'm doing everything I can to make it happen. I don't want to have to live in exhaustion and fear for the rest of whatever life I have left. And I'm hoping that it isn't too much to ask for.

So if anyone is at all willing and able, I would greatly appreciate any cent of support that could possibly help. This fundraiser will help with bills, medications, updated documents, moving fees, plane tickets, and finding housing once I'm able to move. This opportunity means the world to me, and I'm hoping that once I'm stable enough, I'll be able to help others, as well. May we all be as safe as we possibly can be. I love you all, and I hope we all get to see the other side of this decade in better light.

Linktree with socials here.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

She wants to move to Terf Island? All our troons and poons are claiming they want to flee!

 

[Lord Of Shit]

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WHAT IS IT WITH POONERS AND THEIR COMPULSION TO PIERCE THEIR SEPTA?

What?
What is it?
Why do they all have septum piercings?

And why are they all hard-left?

Seriously, show me a Trump-supporter with a septum piercing, and I'll show you a unicorn.

 

[brownsuagrbubbletea]

Tyler Catastrophe is a pooner currently doing the rounds on socials because she is absolutely obsessed with Wilbur Soot (iirc sex pest of Minecraft Dream and Lovejoy the band fame). Of course, there is a Gofundme to ''escape Texas'' and move to England; many believe this is because she believes she has a chance at becoming the second singer in Lovejoy
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Linktree with socials here.

i knew wilbur had stalkers and such before and after all that about him biting his ex came out. I don't know what is going on in this person's head that she thinks she has a shot because if i remember correctly wilbur dating history was always skinny bpd women but i can see him trying to be all "yes your totally a man" to some theyfab which clearly this person is not, hell even the men he 'flirted' with were more on the pretty man side than this.

 

[Chandelier]

I've said it before: Pooners choose the faggiest, soft-boi names that no actual man would ever want to be known by.
Also, the authoress's self-insert here is beyond cliché. Although she's more likely to be 5'1", 240 pounds, with a chest of rendered blubber.

That 5'1 dood is getting crushed by male rugby players. Those men are running at full tilt. Duncan the Tall's actor was a former rugby player - now look at his frame to that of our 5'1 stocky boy. She's getting drop kicked like the rag dolls in G-Mod.

 

[Heinrich Maneuver]

That 5'1 dood is getting crushed by male rugby players. Those men are running at full tilt. Duncan the Tall's actor was a former rugby player - now look at his frame to that of our 5'1 stocky boy. She's getting drop kicked like the rag dolls in G-Mod.

there are a few positions for smaller men (scrum half, wing) but even then they are compact and muscular, and male. Rugby is the funniest sport for her to pick, is it because she's heard all the jokes about how "gay" rugby is? (Shared showers, hazing, scrums, brain damaged lads going on pub crawls etc, it just has a reputation that lads who do rugby are "gay" (not actually homosexual, just gay as in weird)). Rugby players usually have big thigh muscles or look overweight, but they're not anything like female thighs or weight distribution. A pooner in a scrum would stick out like a sore thumb.
Even female rugby players are built like brick shithouses, but stil undeniably female, in case any hons want to start larping as female rugby players. Who am i kidding, the only "sport" they play is roller derby.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Even female rugby players are built like brick shithouses, but stil undeniably female, in case any hons want to start larping as female rugby players. Who am i kidding, the only "sport" they play is roller derby.

Sorry to spoil your day: Hon "folds a girl like a deckchair, which was quite funny"

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Sorry to spoil your day: Hon "folds a girl like a deckchair, which was quite funny"

The funniest bit of that article was the name of the captain of the Troon's team: Jessica Minty-Madley.

 

[Not A Cat Person]

Here is a recurring, but still perpetually perplexing archetype:
a woman, who insists that she is actually a man, and expects to be referred to as such, but also insists that she is a lesbian, which is categorically a woman who is into women.

She is very adamant about it:



...but not THAT kind of man!


Some people aren't having it:




Basically her entire recent posting history is insisting that "he/him lesbians" are a thing, and also occasionally posting her titties (as true and honest men are wont to do) or lamenting her receding hairline due to the testosterone she's taking. There is a bit of glamorizing Janet Jackson too, which is fair and reasonable.

The past three years have really been rough on this poor woman, who was once kinda cute:


Testosterone will do that to a gal. Sorry li'l dood, you may be a lesbian, but you will never be a man.

Bonus:

Spoiler: NSFW

There were more-explicit titty pics without the artistic censorship but they wouldn't really add much to the post.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

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Here is a recurring, but perpetually perplexing archetype:
a woman, who insists that she is actually a man, and expects to be referred to as such, but also insists that she is a lesbian, which is a woman who is into women.

She is very adamant about it:
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...but not THAT kind of man!
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Some people aren't having it:
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Basically her entire posting history is insisting that "he/him lesbians" are a thing, and also glamorizing Janet Jackson.

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Sorry li'l dood, you may be a lesbian, but you will never be a man.

Bonus:

Spoiler: NSFW

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You really do have to wonder what goes on in the heads of the people that see the beliefs of these weirdos and not only affirm them but also sign off on their medical escapades.

 

[brownsuagrbubbletea]

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Here is a recurring, but still perpetually perplexing archetype:
a woman, who insists that she is actually a man, and expects to be referred to as such, but also insists that she is a lesbian, which is categorically a woman who is into women.

She is very adamant about it:
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...but not THAT kind of man!
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Some people aren't having it:
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Basically her entire recent posting history is insisting that "he/him lesbians" are a thing, and also occasionally posting her titties (as true and honest men are wont to do) or lamenting her receding hairline due to the testosterone she's taking. There is a bit of glamorizing Janet Jackson too, which is fair and reasonable.

The past three years have really been rough on this poor woman, who was once kinda cute:

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Testosterone will do that to a gal. Sorry li'l dood, you may be a lesbian, but you will never be a man.

Bonus:

Spoiler: NSFW

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There were more-explicit titty pics without the artistic censorship but they wouldn't really add much to the post.

“Gender is a construct but don’t you dare refer to me as a woman!”

Okay but l’ll never understood the certain type of pooners who insist they be seen as men but can’t seem to let go certain aspects of being a woman and it’s like “do you even wanna be a man in the first place” like why not identify as like nonbinary or some bull at that point since they claim to not follow ‘gender roles’ yet want to claim ‘benefits’ from either gender.