Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Myrtle the Turtle]

I was incredibly skeptical when he announced he was putting his goofy-ass son-in-law in charge of Middle East peace, but he actually accomplished a lot there.

I think putting Witkoff and Kushner in charge of the middle east deals was one of he wisest thing Trump did. The normal political swamp creature diplomats would always try and avoid pissing off people and avoiding conflict, but W and JK know when someone is serious or just towing you along. John Kerry never had the balls or insight to call Irans bluff and tell them to shit or get off the pot.

Both were involved in NYC real estate deals for years where you need sharp elbows. Witkoff worked as an attorney for a while. A major part of the reason why were fighting this war with conventional weapons and not nuclear warheads is because they were able to gauge that Iran was not serious. Having that outsider perspective of diplomacy but still bringing their dealmaking experience prevented us from dealing with a far more dangerous Iran.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Oh good! We can kill them all too! Another nasty group slated for purging.

It will be interesting to see if we go hard on the Houthis. We've been giving them leeway BECAUSE we didn't want Iran to get pissy about its proxies being destroyed, so I wonder if we'll start striking them in their mountain bases.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I've always wondered about the feasibility of a suitcase nuke because it's a completely different thing than a raped suicide bomber with a barrel of TNT in their ass. An actual suitcase nuke is theoretically possible but highly infeasible because the technological difficulty in building one makes it a pointless endeavor to pursue.

A 'dirty bomb' is not a nuclear weapon. It's a conventional weapon with radioactive materials. It would cause a huge explosion and the radiation emitted would make it deadlier than the conventional munitions alone but the amount of damage it can actually do is far below a nuclear warhead. Dirty bombs are possible but luckily, no one's attempted to detonate one yet so it's still theoretical speculation at this point.

We actually made one that you could fit in a satchel. It's a pretty big explosion, but ultimately we figured out that tactical nukes. Why cool As an idea.
Most of the time have a very little strategic value.

That's as small as we got a nuclear weapon. Also the issue with trying to sneak a nuclear weapon in anywhere. You know, set off every single radiation center ever, in every single airport.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

How many times have they hit that fucking thing? Is there even anyone still there?

It'd be funny if there was nothing but CRAMs there set on auto to make the local jihadis waste their drones on an empty base. The last soldiers there set up a series of Home Alone-style booby traps if they ever think of invading the base.

 

[ghastlyretard]

Muhammad was basically Nick Rekieta

Wasn't the coke daughter 9 as well? I don't like this train of thought.

 

[teriyakiburns]

We actually made one that you could fit in a satchel. It's a pretty big explosion, but ultimately we figured out that tactical nukes. Why cool As an idea.
Most of the time have a very little strategic value.
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That's as small as we got a nuclear weapon. Also the issue with trying to sneak a nuclear weapon in anywhere. You know, set off every single radiation center ever, in every single airport.

But you get to yell "hellbomb armed!" when you use it, which makes up for everything else.

 

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We actually made one that you could fit in a satchel. It's a pretty big explosion, but ultimately we figured out that tactical nukes. Why cool As an idea.
Most of the time have a very little strategic value.

Suitcase nukes are really only useful when you're going away for the weekend and you're not sure if you're going to need to nuke something before you get back home.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Is this the thread inbred maga supporters come to cope about currently losing a war to the Persians? Boy I am glad that I am not an American and so will not have to live under a generation of Democrat presidents beating down on Chuds

Weak bait. Wrong thread. Move along.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Is this the thread inbred maga supporters come to cope on about currently losing a war to the Persians? Boy I am glad that I am not an American and so will not have to live under a generation of Democrat presidents beating down on Chuds

Pathetic. Try harder.

Suitcase nukes are really only useful when you're going away for the weekend and you're not sure if you're going to need to nuke something before you get back home.

The nuclear football is probably the most effective 'suitcase nuke' on the planet. But I don't think that counts.

 

[Meat Target]

Wasn't the coke daughter 9 as well? I don't like this train of thought.

Think about it. Everything Muhammad built his theology around was a convenient, self-serving excuse to do as he pleased.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Suitcase nukes are really only useful when you're going away for the weekend and you're not sure if you're going to need to nuke something before you get back home.

Absolutely. Sometimes I just feel the need to blow up major infrastructure. This is 100% a serious post. I'm very serious, boy.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Several heavy US/Israeli airstrikes were carried out on Damavand County, east of Tehran, Iran.

 

[Burnt Fish]

Good, I hope they cut it more. I've had negative patience for these bestial fuckers since before I was born.

If the Houthis start doing shit I would bet money that's when the Saudis and the UAE will start actively striking back. If there's one thing both country loves doing, it's bombing the Houthis.

This would also I think be the best form of them helping from an American perspective since it keeps them out of our area of operation while still giving them something useful to do.

 

[warhammerautist]

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

reminder that the US has graphite bombs that can shut down a power plant with lasting damage and that only lasts for about 24 hours

https://x.com/mamlekate/status/2035534365569024431

https://x.com/mamlekate/status/2035536194038059137

 

[David Floyd George]

Suitcase nukes are really only useful when you're going away for the weekend and you're not sure if you're going to need to nuke something before you get back home.

Absolutely. I always take two, in case along the way I lose one or if one misfires. Better safe than sorry.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

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Footage from the heavy US/Israeli airstrikes in Damavand County, east of Tehran, Iran.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

I don't know how many times I can say these people are insane, but these people are fucking insane
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They saw Ramona Flowers and felt so empowered...

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Even if it does, it's not worth the jizzrag it's printed on, because Muslims are lying liars who lie.

Muhammad was basically Nick Rekieta.

Inshallah, I declare total Balldo Jihad on all the Kiwi infidel prudes! How dare they talk about me being ridden by the al-Zutt at Hedonism II!

 

[MadStan]

There is no way Iran opens the strait in 48 hours. If you're in Iran, keep your phones and laptops charged because you'll have no power on Monday evening.